SELLING FRUIT AND PIMPING HO'S

I find it important to plan ahead for the worst case regardless of the situation. Over the past few months as the economy has turned into a turd that wont go away with a double flush I have been scouting out corners to sell fruit at by day and pimp ho's at night. This mornings news of 7.2% unemployment gives me a little justification for my concerns.


Good luck and Happy Scouting.

Willie Aames

Has anyone else seen this story? I thought that he was leading a cult out in Olathe. Sad Story.

$2.38

Nope that's not the price of a gallon of gas or milk. It isn't even the price of a fixer upper in the East Side. That my friends is the price of the stock for the city's largest employer. More layoffs to come.

Think about it...My business lunch today could of bought me 31 shares of the once mighty and still arrogant telco.

With Sprint, Yellow and the Auto factories all facing big challenges in 09 Kansas City could be doomed.

TIME TO BUILD A MOAT!

This is getting out of hand! First a car jacking in Leawood and then a gang robbery in Lenexa. WTF! It is time for JOCO cops to either pick up a shovel and start digging or increase their visibility on the streets. While I am against racial profiling I am not agianst COUNTY profiling.

If you see a car full of nuns driving down College Blvd and they have "WY" on their plates, THEY SHOULD BE FOLLOWED AND PULLED OVER!

UPDATE: I missed this story about an Olathe armed robbery!

PALIN FIGHTS BACK

Link to Story

IS IT RACIST?

Is it racist to deny prisoners based on their religion, color or crime?
I myself would welcome any type of prisoner to the great state of Kansas.

SAY GOOD BYE TO 325I GUY

As I was pondering the positive things that could come out of this economic crapper a vision appeared. I am not sure if it was fumes from my efforts to increase global warming or if was just one of those plain as day observations. Anyways, Living in JOCO the one guy that bugs me the most is BMW 325i guy.

This guy is the most annoying dweeb to cruise the streets of JOCO in his pimped out 325i. This is the same guy that has his abercrombie shirt collar popped, blasting emo music at stop lights and sipping on his double machiato latte with skim milk on his way to his job working as a junior sales rep for a pharmacutical company(isn't that where they all end up). His whole identity is his 325i and that says a lot.

Those of us that live in JOCO know that the 325i in nothing more than a Chevy Cavalier with leather seats and a navigation system. BMW makes this car so that we can spot posers and avoid them at all costs. BMW also knows that this person will pay $400 a month on a lease just to appear cool, when the car itself is nothing more than a method of displaying the BMW signal.

It like its owner is a perfect example of symoblism over substance.

With the recession breathing down our knecks this guy is gone and JOCO can rid itself of yet another example of douchebaggery.

IF ANY OF YOU FORGOT TO GET ME A KWANZA GIFT

Here is a suggestion.

THE WIRE

If the people of KCMO's East Side read this blog there would be a drop in homicides. People keep on getting killed making the same mistakes that murder victims before them made just weeks ago.

1. How many murders start with walking down a side walk after midnight? MOST OF THEM!!!!!!!!

2. If sending threatening and intimidating emails was a crime then half the people that read this blog would be locked up.

3. Kansas City needs better live coverage of Police chases. There is no reason that I should hear about this crap 24 hours after it happens.

PALESTINIANS IN FLORIDA "JEWS GO BACK IN OVEN"

It just keeps getting worst. I told you last week that when you saw those protesters down at the plaza that this is what they were thinking. There is no way possible that a truce can survive. It is time that we get the hell out of Israels way and let them do whatever it takes to make them safe from these groups of hate.