Tuesday, January 13, 2009
DID COWS & PIGS BECOME EXTINCT?
I never thought I would see the day that there was an actual market for raccoon meat in the metro area, I guess I was wrong.
Eating Raccoons should be restricted to Nuclear Holocaust and Road Warrior movies. We aren't freaking settlers exploring the wild west here. The last time I checked we could still purchase meat at the grocery store. Hell even KCMO residents can now purchase prekilled and cut meat from the butcher.
QUICK HITS
READ THIS AND PRETEND TO BE WELL ROUNDED1. Officer that replied "NUTS" to the Germans at the Battle of the Bulge is dead. For those of you in KCMO it's the saying that got Jericho back on last season.
2. Mouthwash found to be a cause of Oral Cancer. Doesn't everything cause cancer?
3. Our foreign policy is screwed if we are counting on Hillary Clinton for "Smart Power"
4. I don't know who this guys lawyer is but don't you think it would be a good idea to help with the search of your missing wife? That's like OJ putting on a glove that fit.
5. The going rate for a 14 year old girl in California is 16k, 100 cases of beer and some steaks. Father of the year material. That's less than Michael Jackson ended up paying for boys...
6. Doesn't this article describe what men have said about their wives for years????????????
7. Cemetery business in Gaza is booming
8. Can someone tell me what lighting of candles does for a missing person? Instead of standing around lighting candles you need to be searching 24/7.
9. Kansans get additional tools to fend of Missouri Scum.
10. Douchebaggery takes full effect in the Metro.
THE NAACP IS ALWAYS GOOD FOR A QUICK LAUGH
The Alabama NAACP is claiming that dresses worn in Inaugural Parade promote racism. It is this type of crap that makes the NAACP loose credibility.
Not to go all Allen Iverson on you but DRESSES? ARE WE TALKING ABOUT DRESSES? DRESSES? COME ON, DRESSES?
THE WIRE
All was quiet in the burbs last night. Have things finally returned to normal?
1. The stolen gun market might be a better investment than your 401k, so who can blame these guys?
2. If you walk down Prospect after midnight and you get a bullet in the leg you should consider yourself lucky. As a matter of fact that shouldn't of even been reported.
3. As if living on Troost wasn't dangerous enough..
"Come and touch it, Dave." Eddie Curry
This story might be the funniest thing that you have read in a long time. I won't even attempt to comment on it because the story says it all.
Makes you wish KC would get a hoops team doesn't it?
Makes you wish KC would get a hoops team doesn't it?
Monday, January 12, 2009
2009 POWER RANKINGS
THE 2009 VIOLENT CRIME POWER RANKINGS ARE IN.
HERE ARE YOUR TOP 5.
1. KCMO.....John Wooden couldn't touch this record
2. Lee's Summit...........Who woulda thought?
3. KCK
4. Grandview
5. Olathe
QUICK HITS
THE TOP 10 LOCAL AND NATIONAL STORIES THAT YOU NEED TO READ TODAY.
1. 1 in 200 kids will grow up to be total wusses. Even the kid that got "tag" banned at schools thinks this kid will be a wuss.
2. Baghdad officials implement Country Club Plaza pan handling policies.
3. Bush shoulda given these bastards the finger and then walked out.
4. Rude waiter gets fired at Jewish wedding.
5. Every time that you search for something on google you damage the environment. How awesome is that? I can undo all the tree hugging crap from the comfort of my sofa.
6. Nothing beats protesting violence with violence.
7. Prince Harry drops "raghead" and "paki". Holy crap that's funny.
8. Lenexa will see a drop in rednecks with this news.
9. Kansas residents face more lies and crappy policies.
10. Old people are easy to trick.
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