IT HAS BEEN REVEALED
Wednesday, March 04, 2009
STARBUCKS LAUNCHES OPERATION: BURN OUT REACH OUT
For the price of $4 your average local burn out can find shelter for 12 hours a day. Not only do they get shelter, they get Coffee and OATMEAL. This move by Starbucks is going to slow down my prediction that the coffee house douche bags would finally go away.
Stay tuned.
Stay tuned.
THE BRITS GET IT
First of all, I would like to apologize to our allies across the pond for the despicable behavior of our dictator. Due to the ignorance of Americans on the left, the man truly believes that he is Jesus.
I am however glad that you now see him for what he is, an arrogant prick.
Tuesday, March 03, 2009
KCMO NEVER LETS ME DOWN
I would like the thank the Cross Roads District for this recent example of Hipster Douche baggery. Anyways, it appears that the wannabe artist and burnouts that roam the cross roads district like zombies have decided to spice things up.
One of the "galleries" is promoting THUMB WARS to gain entrance to their female pit hair exhibition.
The only blood shed that this war will produce will be from the emo dude in the corner cutting himself
One of the "galleries" is promoting THUMB WARS to gain entrance to their female pit hair exhibition.
The only blood shed that this war will produce will be from the emo dude in the corner cutting himself
QUICK HITS
I got an email from a friend of mine informing me that the KCMOSD is looking to fill 3 teaching positions before spring break. If you are interested one of the following please let me know and I will forward your resume to the proper people 3 SUBJECTS THAT HAVE OPENINGS; Drive By Ed, Shank Shop, Welfare Economics.
1. Kansas is home to the oldest fossilized brain ever discovered. Further proof that Kansans have been brighter than MU residents since day 1.
2. P&G is working on a sex patch for women to increase their sex drive. Couldn't you get the same effect out of women if men taped $100 to their arm?
3. Obama hates England but loves Hamas.
4. I guess my email to the RNC worked.
5. Hillary Clinton tells Israel that we don't give a crap about them anymore.
6. Conn. teens have watched Mystery Men way too many times.
7. WSJ calls out Obama.
8. Why would scientist want to make an HIV strand?
9. McDonalds running out of Chicken was reason enough for this woman to Call 911 THREE TIMES!
10. What the Hell did JOCO do to deserve this!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE WIRE- PLAY THROUGH THE COLD
I have been a little disapointed in our team the last couple of days. It seems as if we have hit a losing streak and are in need of a Slump Buster. Lets hope that warming temps later in the week will help get them back to their winning ways.
1. KCK Drive by shooter struggles to find the strike zone and settles for a shoulder shot.
2. Sloppy Play by Body Hiders. If you are going to hide a body shouldn't you do it furhter than 2 miles away and leave it in a car.
3. KEEPING IT GANGSTA! Take not metro thieves and murderers of this case down in Wichita. Not only did they car jack an old man they also kicked his ass.
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