QUICK HITS - ENEMY OF THE STATE

Today was a great day for me. The sun was out, the birds were singing and my government released a document stating that I was an enemy of the state. So that I can continue to be a free citizen in this country I will not be adding any commentary to the news links below and will take an afternoon off from being critical of the current administration.
1. Borak

2. Obama

3. And

4. His

5. Cronies

6. Are

7. Destroying

8. Our

9. Freaking

10. Constitution

41 YEAR OLDS RACIST ATTACK ON A 16 YEAR OLD

I can't believe the racist remarks made today by Jamie Foxx(41) towards Miley Cyrus(16). Big Gums? Sex Tapes? These are obviously the remarks of a racist pedophile.
To seal the deal Foxx encouraged the 16 year old to smoke crack, take heroin and to catch an STD.
Oh, and he called her a White Bitch. No biggie right?

TEXAS - NOW THE GREATEST STATE

Gov. Rick Perry and the State of Texas have a new fan, me. I have been hoping that somewhere out there a voice in government would stand up and make a legit statement against the destruction of our country and finally it has happened.

The constitution is a powerful thing!

CHAPPELLE TUESDAY

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

Man charged with stealing woman's panties

THE WIRE - WTF EDITION

Dear gang bangers,
I write you this note because I haven't heard from you in a couple of days. I just wanted to make sure that everything is ok and see if there was anything I could do for you. Without your thoughtless killings, stray bullet murders, drive by shootings and execution style murders THE WIRE has been lonely. Today is a nice day so I hope that you guys/gals make a quick recovery and get back in the game.
Sincerely,
THE WIRE.

1. The demise of any city begins with a high rate of armed robberies. See Olathe.

2. Daycare in OLATHE under investigation due to death of child.

Good job Olathe you are in the news and KCMO/KCK/INDEPENDENCE/RAYTOWN arent.....

QUICK HITS

I am learning that moderate "Republicans" are almost bigger babies than liberals. Good grief, you call some people out and the tantrums begin. "How can you call yourself a conservative yet never mention religion in your posts" ,"How do you expect me to get elected unless I run as a moderate" blah, blah, blah, blah....

1 . Obama gives the order to kill 3 pirates in a life boat and the media makes him out to be General Patton. Come back to reality people.

2. Welcome to the party jackass's! What took you so long?

3. I thought that Polar Bears were these fragile cute and cuddly animals. There must of been too much carbon in his cage.

4. Ever had a tree growing in your lungs? Me neither.

5. Newspapers can't even be given away! Please go the way of the 8 track...

6. Its a good thing that we keep this cash crop illegal.........

7. This woman put more miles on her body than anyone before her.

8. Old people using the internet is news????????????????

9. BOXED WATER!!!! You ignorant overreacting green bastards.

10. Who the hell is requesting this type of prostitute???????

TECH N9NE HITS MTV

Congrats to Mr. Yates. It is good to see his hardwork put him in a position to make it big.

IS THIS YESTER YEAR?

First we have Pirate attacks and now SWORD FIGHTING? What time is the Joust?

WHAT KC IS KNOWN FOR

Today at lunch the subject of what Kansas City was known for came up. So we listed off the typical answers that everyone says fountains, parks, boulevards, BBQ, Plaza Lights and Jazz Music. After reviewing this list we came to the conclusion that the KCMO chamber of commerce should be sued for false advertisement and here is why.

• The Fountains don't have enough funding to be run 24/7.
• The Parks are littered in dead bodies, shell casings, drug paraphernalia and gang graffiti.
• The Boulevards take you through the hood.
• The BBQ in this town is nothing more than average. Texas and Memphis have us beat.
• The "Jazz" in this town is scarce and nowhere near a tourist attraction. Nothing like the Blues in New Orleans

So we sat down and came up with things that should replace the above mentioned items in an effort to more accurately describe the city. Keep in mind that I was the only JOCO resident at this luch and the 3 others were from KCMO and NKC.

• Terrible public school system that goes through a new superentendent every year.
  
• One of the highest per capita murder rates in the Nation.
• A mayor that works out of his house so that he can be by his wife
• Losing professional sports franchises
  
• An empty train station

Anyways, don't you think it is time to ditch the crap that your city claims to be famous for?