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THE STAR COVERS UNDERWOOD

HERE IS THE LINK TO THE STORY.

THINGS OF NOTE

1. If I haven't said it before I will say it now. Home Buying Sucks. People that find this stuff exciting and fun are complete loons. The paperwork, hidden additional cost and slowness of the process can only be compared to hearing Hillary Clinton read me the Koran while naked as I sit in a tub of battery acid getting my fingernails pulled. It takes all of the fun out of the deal.

2. Winter sucks. I actually looked forward to winter this year because it had been so hot all summer. This crap that we are going through now is unbearable.

3. Along the lines of "Winter Sucks" is you bastards can't drive a lick in this town. I have said it before but this weather has just reminded me of how terrible the drivers in this city are. If you feel the need to go 5mph THEN WALK!

4. If anyone has any neon bar signs they are looking to dump EMAIL ME.

5. If it is a crappy neon bar sign don't email me.

6. For those of you that are concerned Skeletor (our cat) is still alive. I think she was one of the original 2 cats that got on the arc with Noah's posse.

7. I type everything in lists. I do this because many of you are like me you want it quick and to the point with a link to the main topic for further reading if you choose.

8. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery but stop copying my crap!

9. I am going to be one broke ass Uncle. There are kids falling out of the sky all around me. The month of May is going to be more expensive than freaking Christmas due to all of the new arrivals.

10. My dog has terrible gas. The past few weeks have been brutal inside the house. Our little wiener dog has been dropping more bombs than a terrorist with CP.

11. Note to self: When your daughter invites you to a tea party you better freaking go. Last Sunday I got caught up watching the race and completely forgot about the Tea Party that my oldest was putting together. Well last night she used that fact to guilt me.

A HERO IN THE HOOD

I take shots at the east side on a daily basis there is no getting around that. That area makes Afghanistan looks like JOCO in comparison.

Saying that I was delighted to read this story this morning. This man is a true hero.

SUV's DO BETTER IN THE SNOW THAN AN 82 CUTLASS

Common sense right? Then why is it that all I have heard today is that the kids in JOCO are in school today but the kids in Missouri aren't.

TOUGH WEEK FOR DOGS

Earlier this week I posted a link to a story about a man that ate his landlords dog. BUT After reading this story I am not sure which dog is worst off.

"He also can be found on an Internet Web site where people show photos and tell stories about sex with animals, Capt. Darrell Haynes said."

WAY TO GO WICHITA!

THE PROBLEM WITH COLLEGE BASKETBALL

THE KANSAS STATE CRYBABIES

ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF COPS HATING WHITE PEOPLE

When will the racism end?

CRYING WOLF

Does anyone ever wonder what would happen to this city if we DID get hit with a major storm? If this were to happen in November or December chances are that you would be prepared but not now. We have been hearing tales of "The Perfect Storm" for 4 months now with little or no results. Starting yesterday the cycle started all over again. Fakie, the gay dudes are all hyping yet another winter storm that is suppose to hit us Thursday & Saturday and I don't believe a word they are saying.

Just wait until Tornado season when our group of carnival performers end up causing someone their life because NOBODY BELIEVES THE WEATHER PEOPLE ON TV.

QUICK HITS

1. This is another instance of something bad happening at a store that I could give a crap about. If this were to happen at a Hen House or Price Chopper it would be news but who gives a crap about Sun Fresh? Oh yeah, this dude got shot.

2. The two master minds who orchestrated the great Subway heist and Family Dollar robbery are finally in custody. Rumor has it that they were plotting out a robbery of a Hot Dog cart when caught.

3. KCK 7 year old representing his hood. With the news that the murder rate was down last year it appears that the a new recruitment effort has begun. After seeing Omar shot and killed by a 10 year old on "The Wire" last night, this hits home.

4. This headline has created a burn into my monitor that will not go away; "KC police seek murder suspect".

5. DOG, It's whats for dinner!

6. Sex Ed canceled in South Carolina!!!!!

08 EGG OF FACE AWARD GOES TO

I know it is early but there isn't anything else that will be able to touch this in local politics for the remainder of the year. Today Saundra Ross and her band of fools found out that while they may have an opinion, it isn't a very popular one.

The people that led this recall should now crawl back into their caves of irrelevance with their tails between their legs and leave the guy alone. For some this will be hard, they have based their whole existence and notoriety on his possible demise. No matter what the tactics have been, they have failed. Convention blackmail, Park Board shake downs, Attacking his wife, Calling him a racist, Race Baiting etc.. all have resulted in failure.

When you are surrounded by people that will tell you that you are right you fail to see just how wrong that you are. I can't wait to see, hear and read the spin on this.

“While there were many voters in favor of the recall of the Mayor, the general consensus of the Kansas City populace was to give Mayor Funkhouser more time to fulfill his agenda for the city," Saundra Ross from NBC action news story linked above.

I am no Funkhouser supporter but holy crap this is funny!

Quick Hits

1. Who the hell plays this game? I thought that this was something that only Bugs Bunny did.

2. If you have to go to the ER in Kansas City you are screwed.

3. Recession fears hit Independence, Mo. The price to have someone killed is now only $260. Then again you get what you paid for.

4. Linday Lohan makes an EXCELLENT attempt at reviving her career. I for one appreciate her efforts and forgive her.

5. Obviously these kids never watch "The Wire".