Thursday, December 04, 2008
QUICK HITS
Ten local and national stories that JOCOIANS should read today.
1. Does anyone know what the street exchange rate is for food stamps nowadays?
2. The German army is a joke.
3. Did the UAW finally wake up and realize that getting paid $70 per hour to push a button was a little excessive?
4. Terrorist make terrible money.
5. Teenagers have started mutilating their bodies to cope with their daddy issues.
6. James Franco and Sean Penn get together and like it.
7. It's ok for a 17 year old to get an abortion without parental consent but if they share a naked photo of themselves with a friend they get in trouble????????????????
8. Hot KY serves an alternate purpose behind prison walls.
9. Christmas Party OUT, Muslim Festival IN.
10. Texas woman has a body infested with maggots.
THE WIRE
This section pretty much writes itself now.
1. Riverside arsonist cripple snow removal equipment. I wonder how many people will end up as red snow stains because of this fire.
2. Kiddie Gitmo in Abilene, KS.
3. 35th and Main is where I would want to be at 4:30 in the morning. This person might as well had a "Stab Me" sign.
4. It isn't even safe to stay inside and watch tv in KCMO.
5. Female cops in KCMO can't handle shoplifters. What happens when they go up against a gang banger?
6. I have heard of kids smoking weed with their parents before BUT smoking weed and WATCHING PORN. That is some straight up incest crap. Only in Missouri.
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
DID THE SQUIT PLAY BASEBALL?
This will be my last post regarding the lack of presentation that the Mayors boss has. Anyways, one of the gals that works in my office mentioned that when she saw the clip of the Mayor on TV the other night she thought that she looked like Martha Hooch from a League Of Their Own
LIFE IN SOJOCO AGREES WITH ME
Read and enjoy you race baiting, hate filled bastards from Jackson County. Maybe one day you will finally realize that you don't live in a slave state anymore and join the inclusiveness of our great county. We dont discrimenate due to ethnicity over here just over income.
NATE BUKATY CALLS KU A BUBBLE TEAM
I think that this just proves that Bukaty should stick to baseball.
DO YOU HAVE A PREDICTION?????????
Apparently due to my coverage of metro crime people are wanting a prediction out of me on the end of the year murder count. While I find betting on the loss of lives of Metro residents to be a bit cold hearted I do see the merits in putting up such a prediction. If people WERE to start predicting a death count MAYBE THAT WILL FINALLY WAKE UP THE POWER THAT BE TO THE FACT THAT THERE IS A PROBLEM.
If we as bloggers start putting up our Death Pool, maybe the freaking media will stop focusing on Yule logs and start doing SERIOUS in depth reporting on what the hell is going on. You can bet your ass that if JOCO were to be approaching a murder record the media would be all over it..... Instead they do crime scene reports and move on. It's almost as if they have a system in place. Does the media believe that 1 murdered JOCOIAN is equal to 20 dead KCMO residents? Their coverage would certainly lead one to believe so.
With the snow season approaching you can be guaranteed less coverage of crime in the metro. Instead they rather scare the crap out of people with false snow predictions. I can't believe that more of you aren't pissed off about this. I don't even live in that part of town and I am more pissed than most of the residents.
Anyways in an effort to end the emails I will not be giving out a death count.
Tuesday, December 02, 2008
HAS KMBC BECOME A BLOGGERS BEST FRIEND?
I dig the fact that they are putting their video on youtube. The downfall is the fact that I now have video of this ugly beast of a woman on my blog.
THE WIRE
Another successful day of protecting JOCO for SOB MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omega man on the other hand...........
1. Gunshot wounds have become so common in the East Side that the residents can't even tell if they have been shot. Either this guy and his friends are total dumb ass's or well these guys are total dumb ass's.
2. What was the Missouri basketball team doing in Lawrence last night?
3. KCMO thieves utilize the internet to rob rednecks.
4. Missouri teacher accused of raping a 13 year old girl for 3 years.
5. Missouri woman found buried in concrete and stuffed in toolbox. This guy must of really hated his wife to lose a tool box over it.
6. Even the wildlife in Missouri is gangster.
7. The recession has forced robbers to use hairspray to attack their victims.
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