GHETTO BIRD

Almost Daily Link Blast

20 Links that you morons missed while I was taking a break. 

1.  This article should of been titled "7 types of KCMO neighbors/neighborhoods" 
2.  8 awesome grilled cheese sandwiches
3.  10 Disney Characters that got shafted by their Disney oppressors.
4.  The History of Mom Jeans.  As I have stated several times before, Mom Jeans are nothing more than a signal to the rest of the world that the woman wearing them has given up on life.
5.  12 great reasons to watch women's tennis 
6.  The 9 greatest fictional athletes. - They could of put up the last decade of Carl Petersons first round draft picks instead.
7.  R2D2 takes on Beer2D2
8.  10 Kids movies scarier than a naked picture of the Funkhousers.
9.  Chick-Fil-A might of finally come up with a reason for me to eat there.  Sweet Potato Fries!
10.  Since we are getting a Lego Land at Crown Center I thought you might want to know the Top 10 Lego Universe Items you should "own".

11.  What the Internet was like in the 90's.  WOW we sucked
12.  Erin Andrews turned 31.  
13.  Because secret passages are awesome.  TOP 10.
14.  Jennifer Lopez looks like an Oompa Loompa.  Nasty
15.  The new Fortune 500 list for 2011
16.  World military rankings 
17.  13 interesting ways to survive a flood
18.  It is true.  Super Mario Bros 3 is the best game ever made.  I remember playing this thing non stop when I got it for Christmas when I was a kid.
19.  7 Biggest Video Game System Flops of all time.  My Brother actually owned a Sega CD console and then went on to buy a Laser Disc Player.........
20.  25 reasons to watch women sports.

We Will Be Back Sunday

I thought about posting the past couple of days but held off.  Lets be honest, nobody is paying attention to anything other than the corpse of Bin Laden rotting in the gut of a shark in the Indian Ocean. 
Before I get back to posting Sunday I wanted to see if any of you had the same thoughts regarding the recent events.

1,  How pissed off do you think he was when he found out that the 100 virgins all looked like Nancy Pelosi?

2.  Was Leslie Neilson under cover at the Obama compound?

9MM DAVID BANNER - in honor of Bin Laden Getting dropped by one

BIN LADEN IS A CORPSE

GAME OVER

Almost Daily Link Blast

No seriously, sit back and let me do all the work for you lazy ungrateful bastards. 

1. 9 Urban Legends in Sports
2.  Can you tell the difference between these 13(greatest in video games) zombies and a Roeland Park resident?
3.  8 Movies that have ripped off other movies
4.  Krispy Kreme creates more ways to end your life early.
5.  25 years after Chernobyl and the place is still F'd up.
6.  Pabst has an energy drink?  Nice.
7.  Are we dealing with Afghan soldiers or Polish militia?
8.  This could be the biggest freaking rabbit that I have ever seen.
9.  I'm Harry Potter.

Dr. Dre - 187 (Deep Cover Remix) - CLASSIC

Violent Music for a Violent City.

The Slums of JOCO

Can we all finally agree that Roeland Park deserves to be banished from the land of JO?  The behavior displayed by these two teenagers is proof that Roeland Park will never produce a generation of people worthy of the JO on their license plate. 

The only redeeming quality that these kids have is that they dumped the body in KCK where lets face it, what is one more body?

"Call of Duty: Black Ops" Escalation Multiplayer

KCI Stinks

Has anyone else noticed the terrible sour smell up by the airport?  We sure know how to make a good impression on visitors don't we?  First our airport is the middle of nowhere and now the smell of dead ass greets visitors as the hit the highway.  The only thing we are missing now is a fat inbreed toothless banjo strumming 12 year old sitting on a sofa in front of a double wide. 

Kansas City Easter - Blood Bunny

Do gang bangers get time and a half for putting in work on a holiday?

1.  KCK residents participate in the annual dead body hunt.

2.  Cleaver blvd. shooting kicks Easter of in style, The East Side way.

3.  I say we kill these 6 sex offenders and see if they return from the dead.

4.  Missouri trash convicted of raping women in the 80's

5.  If the bullets don't get you in KCK the cars will.

The Game - Wake the dead