How to Fix Facebook

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NOW STOP BITCHING 

Random Crap

1.  Yes the new Facebook sucks BUT what sucks even worst is hearing people bitch about it all day.
2.  If you can't drive the speed limit on the highway then take the freaking side streets. You are more dangerous than people speeding.  Seen on 69 highway this week
3.  Those of you that txt while you are driving are assholes.  While you are typing "OMG" we are all watching your car swerve in and out of your lane. It's a freaking phone.  Dial the number and TALK. Seen on 69 highway this week
4.  Did I really hear Scott Parks say on todays show that he gets a pass because he has two friends that are black?
5.  Have you noticed that the KC Star puts pictures of skanks on their front page everyday now?  Kinda like a certain blogger that they hate...
6.  Today I actually met someone that hadn't had Caseys Pizza.
7. Do you think that you could study and get good grades if people were getting  shot by 3's in your neighborhood?
8.  Economic Stimulus - Putting inner city drug dealers in school districts in the burbs full of pot heads.  

When Liberals Rule

We all get screwed. 

1.  Warren Buffett has his billions and could careless if the rest of us make a dime.
2.  Obama puppet master makes the Forbes top 10 richest Americans.  Surely this is just a coincidence.
3.  Obama douches up a group picture
4.  While you are taking your jewelry to the pawn shop, the elitist first lady is wearing 42k in bling

ALGORE NO MORE

Only 18k people tuned into this jackass lie to the world for 24 hours.  What happened to the great cause?  Are people finally waking up and realizing that they have been duped by elitist trying to make money off of peoples fears?

Way Back Wednesday

Two classic groups from the 80's and 90's. Before "bling" 

JOCO losing its shine?

Is anyone else concerned about the gold paint fading on our ghetto?  What else are you suppose to think when you get an influx of We Buy Gold stores, a Salvation Army store on 117th and Metcalf, as many Aldi's as Hen Houses, 2 Savers stores and 100 Chinese buffet's ?

Yesterday I saw a guy dressed up as a leprechaun holding a sign asking for gold.  WTF!  When did this become Raytown?

Question of the Day

If kids vandalize an unaccredited school in the hood, does it really happen? 

Almost Daily Link Blast

Please help an unaccredited KCMO school kid read these.  

1.  The most annoying thing in JOCO is the "wine snob".  11 tips on how to be a wine loving douche bag.

2.  8 tips to get benefits out of that hot "friend" of yours.  

3.  5 ways to make PB&J better.

4.  Remember when Best Buy was profitable?  Flyer from 15 years ago.

5.  Ever heard of #friskyfriday ? Apparently skanks on twitter post pictures of themselves every Friday...

6.  Toys your kids will want for Christmas this year

7.  10 of the hottest Jewish chicks in Hollywood. 

8.  Worst Jobs in the Star Wars Universe 

9.  20 most typecast characters in Hollywood history.

10.  Shanina Shaik.  Who the hell is this?

11.  Mayweather vs. Larry Merchant 

The Wire - Approach To Danger

This weekend was one of the most productive in the history of the East Side.  For now on 2-4 murders in a few day span will be considered peaceful and lackluster which makes you wonder if the competitive spirit in the East Side will rise to the occasion and go for double digits.  What's to stop them?  The mayor that can't control his own pimp slapping son?  The Chief of police that we don't have?  The citizens that live in the war zone that no longer resembles a city and is closer to South Lebanon?  The "community activist" that have failed their community for the past decade?

Nope, the only way this will stop is when the ammo runs dry.

1.  If only the Royals could turn a triple play like our gangsters in KCMO.  3 killed and yes, 3 killed.
2.  Suicidal Teen on "Smart" avenue keeps cops away from their job.
3.  Masturbating man asks 10 year old for directions in Lenexa.  Joco continues its perv streak.
4.  Normally shooting someone in the head would be a big story but  not when people are killing in 3's.
5.  It now takes 4 KCMO residents to carjack someone.  Kinda overkill isn't it?
6.  Olathe murderer gets tracked down through his cell phone. Joco just doesn't have the quality of murderers that the East Side has.
7.  Anyone that has been on 8th and anything in KCK knows what a crap hole it is.  1 chick killed
8.  14 year old chick stalked by a 16 21 53 year old wacked out perv. NKC
9.  40 year old lawyer perv from KCMO used the internet to stalk 14 year old girls in JOCO.

ghetto boys - G-code

Miley Cyrus Panties

Looks like Miley is trying to get some of the spotlight away from Scarlet

Almost Daily Link Blast

Some crap for you uninteresting people to talk about today.  Maybe now someone will listen to you.

1.  Dude that ate raw meat in Wal Mart look like he is straight out of the East Bottoms. 

2.  Local Best Buy employees MIGHT want to consider looking for new work.

3.  9 reasons to like Sarah Palin even more.

4.  100 best "shut ups" in movie history

5.  The past 14 years of Google.  Holy crap, we are getting old. 

6.  11 facts about strippers that you need to know.

7.  Erin Andrews working out

8.  7 Types of lesbians that you will find at a gay bar

9.  11 things that governments have banned in order to protect citizens 

10.  Manny hits more than homers, ask his wife