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10 BEST PLACES TO EAT IN KANSAS CITY - DINNER

These are my battle tested full proof places to grab a nice meal in the Metro area for dinner.

If you need reservations try Open Table KC

1. The Melting Pot - Great atmosphere and good food. If you have a couple of hours to kill for dinner this is the place to go.

2. Abuelos - Some of the best mexican food in town and it isn't located in the crappy SW Blvd area. This little gem is up in North Kansas City at Zona Rosa.

3. Pierponts - Excellent food and great atmosphere. Located at Union Station.

4. McCormick & Schmick's - Best seafood in town and great location on the Plaza

5. Wil Jenny's- This place is the best family restaurant in JOCO hands down.  Awesome food, great atmosphere and great kids meals. 

6. J. Gilberts - Awesome Steaks in Overland Park and one of the best in the metro

7. Golden OX - Across from Kemper this gem is a throwback to the boom days of the West Bottoms. Great food, atmosphere and service.

8. Yard House - Best casual place to eat on this list

9. Jaspers - In my opinion the Best Italian place in KC. Located at 103rd and State line.

10.  Piropos - Argentinean food up north that is well worth the drive.  

MAFIA 10 COMMANDMENTS

Police came across the 10 Commandments of the mafia in a recent raid in Sicily.

1. No one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it.
2. Never look at the wives of friends.
3. Never be seen with cops.
4. Don't go to pubs and clubs.
5. Always be available for Cosa Nostra, even if your wife's about to give birth.
6. Appointments must be respected.
7. Wives must be treated with respect.
8. When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth.
9. Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.
10. People who can't be part of Cosa Nostra are anyone with a close relative in the police, with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn't hold to moral values.

The rules of Fight Club are much simpler.

INTERESTING NEWS OF NOTE FOR TODAY

1. British kids get strippers at school and our kids can't hug? Winner, Britain.
From the story 'After whipping the teen, the stripper placed a collar around his neck and led him around the classroom with a leash, telling him he had been a "bad boy" for not doing his homework. She then put on a Britney Spears tune and stripped for the shocked class, witnesses told Sky."
2. Man gets crushed by nuts in Virginia. I will refrain from comment as I try to keep this site PG-13.
3. Australian toy when melted becomes a Date Rape Drug. Now how do they know this? Did some frat guy run out of his usual date rape drug, and have to meltdown his little brothers aqua dots?
4. Rosie the Hut blows deal at PMSNBC. Who saw that coming?
5. After 7 years Sprint finally realizes its customer service sucks.
6. I am so sick and tired of hearing about "light rail". Now there is another Plan (that will never come through) on the table.

WHY UNIONS SUCK: REASON # 3,721,754

24 might not air this season because of this damn union strike. Also THE OFFICE is off air after the NOV 15th show.

ONE MIDGET DANCING IS NOT ENOUGH

AT LEAST NOT FOR THIS BLOG

BECAUSE EVERY BLOG NEEDS A DANCING MIDGET

I can't believe I haven't put this video up yet.

BILL CALLAHAN DESERVES BETTER

Which is why Tom Osborne needs to stop being such a chicken S*it and fire the poor guy. Osborne has all ready slipped up by saying "the new coaching staff" in a recent interview, so why keep him? Instead Bill Callahan has to face disrespectful reporters on a weekly basis berating him and asking him if he thought he would be back. If you have listened to any of the press conferences or heard any of the callers into his coach's show you too would feel bad for this guy.

So why is it that a coach whom I thought was a class individual doing this to Callahan? Simple, he is still holding a grudge for the firing of Frank Solich. Osborne needs to grow up and do the right thing.

Minka Kelly HOT ?

QUEEN CARBON??????

The public school system in this country never ceases to amaze me with the one sided liberal slant that they constantly push on our kids. Take this story for instance.

------Third-grade teacher Debbie Robles made her acting debut before a packed auditorium of youngsters at Rancho Elementary School in Novato. She bombed. Playing the villain in a school assembly Wednesday aimed at educating the students about global warming, Robles - dressed in a witch's black attire and prancing around the auditorium as "Queen Carbon" - drew the biggest response from more than 500 students who attended two "Curb Your Carbon" assemblies.-----

With more and more scientist and governments coming out against this whole religion of global warming is it really necessary to have the school sponsor this? Because this is a religion and NOT a scientific fact it should fall under the same guidelines as prayer in school and not be allowed.

GOOD NEWS FOR CARRIE

Carrie Underwood is able to finish up her week with her head held high despite losing out to Britney Spears in Album sales. Last night she won (for the 2nd year in a row) best female vocalist at the CMA's.


Who woulda thought that a Pop Singer would end up being more "WT" than a country singer?

KU FOOTBALL ARTICLE IN USA TODAY

The National coverage keeps rolling in.

WE DIDN'T LAND ON THE MOON

When I tell people that I don't believe that we landed on the moon they look shocked. I don't believe in conspiracy theories (like my wife) but I don't think there isn't a chance in hell that this took place, and after every Space Shuttle mission I feel validated.

Let's consider some facts and questions here.

1. It was the cold war and both sides were full of propaganda.
2 The United States needed a confidence boost. The Kennedy brothers had been killed, we were knee deep in rice paddies in Vietnam and the Russians had Sputnik.
3. Do you remember the technology of that ERA?
4. Why haven't we been back?
5. Why do our shuttle missions have so many problems yet we landed on the moon?

The only reason I bring this up is because it came up at lunch today.

Conjacol Visits might be too much For Polygamous

SALT LAKE CITY — A polygamous-sect leader tried to hang himself in jail in January, eight months before a jury convicted him of rape as an accomplice, according to documents released Tuesday. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Can you imagine the strain that this poor guy goes through with 13 conjacol visits a week?