IF YOU KILL SOMEONE IN KC

You have a 50/50 chance you can get away with it. That is encouraging news for the metro area killers who went into a slump in 07.

However if you smoke inside you have a 90% chance of getting caught.

QUICK HITS

1. The number 1 crime in Florida? Droopy jeans. I am glad that they solved all of the other crimes so that they can focus on this epidemic.

2. At least John Edwards bus knows when to throw in the towel.

3. Huckabee hates everyone that doesn't believe what he believes in. The more I hear this guy talk the more the image of David Koresh replaces his face.

4. "Hey R2". This Christmas I got a R2 robot from my parents that follows voice commands etc.. from Sharper Image. To get it to do something you must first get its attention by saying "Hey R2". Does this story mean that I should be expecting an upgrade in the mail?

5. "Woman claims reading bible got her thrown off the bus". It is funny to see this idiot use the bible as an excuse for her annoying behavior. No lady it was your failure to comply with the rules EVEN WHEN ASKED TO STOP THAT GOT YOU EJECTED. Though shall not be an idiot; SOB 3:13

6. The most shocking part of this story is that she was a beauty queen. Men have always been tortured by women.

7. But what if it was cash?

JOCO NEEDS TO ACT NOW

What is JOCO's biggest secret? That the stretch of Roe from Johnson Drive to the 18th street expressway is known as "little wyco". This is the worst stretch of drug houses, crime and government assistance in the county and it goes ignored to keep crime stats down. It is time to stop ignoring the problem and time to start busting down doors.

Yes I have a plan.

1. Remove the 18th street expressway bridge.
2. More undercover units out of the sheriffs office to do hand to hand buys.
3. If your apartment complex is government housing then you get security cameras on the outside of every unit.
4. Security at the gates. Lets not avoid the facts, these apartment complexes are housing projects. We tend to label them otherwise because we live in JOCO but that has to stop. Most cities have security guards and security gates, it is time to make this a requirement in our county.

The longer we ignore this problem the worst it is going to get.

PAUL FREAKING HACKET

That's right. The idiot that lead the Chiefs to playoff elimination is rumored to be next in line for the offensive coordinator position.

Carl Peterson you are an idiot.

BEST PERFORMANCE NEW YEARS EVE?

The voice quality was still there even in a crowded & noisy Time Square.

KEEP THE WHITE MAN OUT

That is the motto of the people that want to keep the Bannister Mall area free from redevelopment. Instead they want to reopen the mall because it is vital to the "black community". Hasn't that mall been in the black community for the past several years? Haven't the businesses surrounding it been in the black community as well?

So what is going to change? The stores closed, people stopped shopping in the violent and deadly Bannister Mall and blight happened. What has changed? Nothing.

I am not even in favor of putting the soccer complex and future development there. The area around it is not capable of supporting retail and office space. Any TIF money granted would be a waste of money. Instead why not use that money and drive the crime out of the area first and then build. There is a reason that the Town Center Plaza, Zona Rosa, Village West and other developers opened where they did. The ignorant leaders of this Bannister Mall group need to figure this out.

YOU MIGHT HAVE NEW YEARS OFF BUT

The murderers of KC are hard at work.

Last night someone was gunned down before 1am giving us an early lead on the rest of the nation. How is it that city hall and the powers that be continue to ignore the violent crimes in the Metro? Are public smoking bans and light rail really the things that they should be focussed on?

As long as KC is set up with a figure head Mayor and a city council filled with idiots nothing will change.

So much for the Guardian Angels.

Isla Fisher PICS

KANSAS STATE GETS SPANKED BY XAVIER

While the Jayhawks continue to roll over everyone that is put in front of them the AAU team in Manhattan continues to struggle. This is what happens when you assemble a team of AND1 players with a coach thats biggest win was in High School.

The question of 2008 is which is worst Football or Basketball in Manhattan?

XAVIER 103 KANSAS STATE 77

THIEVES WATCH CHANNEL 9 NEWS

It was only a couple of days ago that Channel 9 brought you this helpful information. Well today they posted this wonderful follow up story.

QUICK HITS

1. Keeping it Ghetto a robber decides to rob a Rent-A-Center in KCMO. Why would you rob one of the only businesses brave enough to open up in your hood?

2. Is Lee Summit far enough away from KCMO? It appears not.

3. Hillary Clinton has no shame. Now the loon that wants to be president is saying that she risked her life for this country. In the words of one Charles Brown, Good Grief.

4. It appears that someone from KCK won a trip to NYC and left a present.

5. Bad news for everyone, Chelsea Clinton is not allowed to speak. She is however excellent at sitting, fetching, rolling over and chasing the mailman.

6. Half ton woman. Do I need to comment on this?

7. Bhutto is dead. That is all I keep reading and hearing about. Until a few weeks ago I had never even heard of this person. blah, blah, blah, blah blah.

KCK - Homes full of filth & kids

Who would of suspected this? As I posted earlier this year when Extreme Makeover was here they should of done the whole freaking city. According to the story the house was full of feces and trash. What the story doesn't clarify is if they were referring to to contents of the house or the people living in it.

You decide.

THE CHIEFS

Where to begin.

1. Fire Mike Solari
2. Move Carl Peterson away from football operations. He should remain as the CEO of the team since the owner is never here.
3. Trade Larry Johnson for draft picks.
4. If you can get the best QB on the board draft him.
5. Cut the following players

• Ty Law - Unless you make him a safety
  
• Patrick Surtain
• The whole O-line except for Wegman & Waters
• Eddie Kennison
• Kris Wilson
• Jason Dunn
  

6. Lower ticket prices - They are going up regardless once the renovations are over so give the fans a break for now.

QUICK HITS

1. People are risking life and limb to flee KCK.

2. Isn't this a scene out of an AIRPLANE movie? I am surprised the plane wasn't totaled after hitting one of KC's famous potholes.

3. It appears that young girls are following the lead of Jamie Lynn Spears. This 13 year old "decided" to shack up with her 34 YEAR OLD "boyfriend". And yes she is pregnant.

4. Some nicknames fit.

5. Cheap coffin? I have always known that people that grew up in the great depression were frugal but this is over the top.

6. Even the Latino Street gangs of LA are racist. They simply follow the lead of their biggest gang, La Raza.

7. When old people speak it is often humorous. McCain is irrelevant not Legend.

8. Fred Thompson says that he is not interested in running for president. My question is when did he start?

POST UPDATE - MURDER

I wanted to update my murder prediction post from last night. It appears that my predictions came close but fell just a bit short. I don't blame this on my ability to predict the future. I instead put the blame where it belongs.

1. KCK would be killers had a bad night with the aim.
2. The same can be said for their partners in KCMO.

It could be the cold.