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QUICK HITS

1. All of my flights on Southwest Airlines confirms what these two girls are saying.

2. Kids get a lesson in the food chain by python.

3. KCMO school district has an "early college campus" opening? Finally something to challenge Union Station for poor turnout. What's next, a Nordstroms on Prospect?

4. KCK drug market faces setback.

5. This could be the only thing that the mayor of kcmo hasn't been accused of doing.

ARE YOU DARKER THAN THE BAG?

That is the question that students faced at Schlagle yesterday. It appears that instead of teaching kids history, math, english & science the "educators" at the before mentioned place of learning feel that skin color should be the focus this week.

Seriously, this is freaking funny. KCK is the best!

If I was one of these kids being split up by the color of my skin compared to a freaking sack I would be pissed.

Brown bags lead to brown signs on the side of the road begging for change.

872 UNSKILLED WORKERS TO HIT JOB MARKET

If the job market in the metro is a toilet then it is about to have the biggest turd it has ever seen chip the porcelain.

QUICK HITS

1. Chaos will strike the homosexual community at 5:30pm.

2. 7 year old crack dealer takes Jersey by storm.

3. Just when you think you have gotten in all of the candidates for the 2008 Mother of the Year award............. This chicks 16 month old tests positive for cocaine.

4. Hollywood nails the casting description for the people of West Virginia. Finally a career path for K State Grads.

5. KCMO shows once again why they are considered the Varsity squad. Murder number 17 today puts them 8 ahead of the pace they were on for last year. Could this be a record year?

6. Catholic Church is against the Science City body exhibit, saying it isn't suitable for kids.......If I was the PR rep for Science City I would shoot a reply back "Are Catholic Priest suitable for kids".

7. Bad aim to blame for this poor attempt at murder in KCMO. Swope just isn't what it use to be back in the 90's.

8. KCK will now be producing some of the funniest reality shows ever. Good god these tapes are going to be funny.

WELCOME BACK

My theory of cold weather preventing crimes in the hood held up once again. Today was a balmy 48 degrees and guess who made it back into the headlines?
KCK
1. Man shot in his car while cruising scenic Parallel Parkway.

2. Death of infant under investigation off of N. 33rd street.

3. Remember the days when murderers had some work ethic? If you killed someone you took the corpse into the woods or dumped them into the river. Now they are just dropping bodies in manhole covers in KCK.
UPDATE: It turns out they were animal bones. Still pretty damn lazy.

I for one would like to welcome you back to the headlines. This place just isn't the same without you.

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TOP 15 GANGSTER MOVIES

These movies represent some of my absolute favorite movies. These are in absolutely no order.
1. Menace 2 Society
2. Paid N Full
3. Belly
4. Boyz N da Hood
5. American Me
6. Colors
7. Goodfellas
8. The Godfather
9. The Departed
10. Casino
11. Scarface
12. Donnie Brasco
13. Carlitos way
14. Reservoir Dogs
15. Pulp Fiction

SCORES IN THE NEWS - QUICK HITS

Here are some quick scores in todays news.

Team Score
John Deere..................1
Monk...........................0 FINAL

Flight attendant.........1
Passenger....................o FINAL

Circus Lion.................1
9 year old....................0 FINAL

ICE AGE.......................1
Global Warming .........0 FINAL

GYNO.......................... 300
PATIENTS.................... 0 FINAL

A SIGN THAT SPRING IS ON ITS WAY

There are two things that signal the end of Winter.

1. Spring training for baseball
2. The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue.

This year the people at SI have offered everyone a video sneak peak. There are over 50 videos available to view for those of you looking to buy some new swim wear for your wife or girlfriend?

WHERE IS THE KY102 GUY?

If the fat dancing hippo dude is still alive I might of found him a new gig. It is in MLB & in Florida. There is no pay BUT he gets free tickets to games.

THANK GOD!

Being that it is almost the end of Black History month I was starting to feel guilty for not participating in any celebrations. I watched a little BET, caught the NBA all star game, ate at Gates and watched a rerun of Flava of love but I still didn't feel like I had done enough. That is all about to change.

The same people that brought you the MLK day celebration in JOCO are also going to rid you of your joco "white guilt" for black history month. Where would the rest of JOCO be in regards to multicultural events if it weren't for these good people?
Items on the agenda.
1. Food Tasting
2. Teen Summit
3. Historical displays & Books
4. AND A DANCE!

Doesn't that sound like a good time? I will see you all there and remember when you think diversity, think BLUE VALLEY.

FAIRYS CAN KILL YOU!

I don't really have a whole lot to add to this story. In short a man dies eating cake....... Yes you read that correct. We are a society full of highly intelligent people. No need for an autopsy, stupidity is the cause of death.

Thinning of the herd continues.

KU BASKETBALL

I have bit my tongue much of this basketball season but that is about to stop. I can no longer sit back and hope that Bill Self can turn this team of around. If it was going to happen, it would of already.

Never before have I seen a KU team show no heart, no effort and most importantly no freaking CLUE.

Darrell Arthur, Brandon Rush & Mario Chalmers are nowhere near ready for the NBA

The only players that play with any emotion are Jackson & Robinson. The two players that were suppose to be after thoughts when compared to the spoiled brats mentioned above.

If they come out ranked in the top 10 this week it will be a joke. This team should be ranked 15th in the country.

QUICK HITS

1. KCMO cops suck at car chases. This is nothing new but it is good to see that they ran into each other rather than hitting an innocent passer by.

2. KCMO woman gets death penalty for traffic warrants. If only they were this tough on violent criminals.

3. Bill & Hillary continue to crack me up this election. The one time fierce and deadly duo that form Clinton Inc are starting to resemble Fredo more than Sonny. Their latest attempt on Osama Obama are hilarious.

4. I wonder if Hillary shed a tear after she did this to a 12 year old rape victim. She has such a warm heart.

5. Jason Whitlock is more dangerous that Bin Laden? Maybe if you are standing between him and a buffet.

6. Why can't my cat follow the lead of these animals?

7. KINK HAS HIT A WHOLE NEW LEVEL