OVERLAND PARK LAND GRAB CONTINUES

The push South continues for Overland Park as the North Part of the city starts to rot.

WHO INVITED THE MONKEY FROM OUTBREAK TO OUR CITY

I can't believe how wiped out the metro area has become with this years flu. It seems that every office (including mine) is operating at about 50% and those that are working have just recovered from it. So far I have been lucky and avoided the kc plague with a healthy diet of Kodiak and Monster Energy drinks but I am sure that my days are numbered. Is it to late to get a flu shot? and are those things even working?

I love it when someone comes into my office and says " I haven't felt good all day", I am thinking about going home. WELL NO CRAP! WHY Did you even come in to begin with? AND WHY did you feel the need to come INTO my office and tell me you are sick, STAY OUT!

Also If you work in a retail type job and you are sick STAY HOME! I don't need to drop $200 at your store only to come down with Ebola 3 hours later. I am more than willing to stand in line for 10 minutes longer because you didn't come to work

If you work at a convienent store and are working while carrying this bug then you should be locked up. Yesterday I went into Shell to get a drink and they guy behind the counter was coughing into his hand and then asked for my debit card. I told him to forget it and put the drink back in the cooler. That ranks right up there with parents sending their sick kids to school.

DANIA RAMIREZ PICS

QUICK HITS

1. Is the price of oil effecting the price of bullets in KCMO? Apparently so.

2. Freedom of speech has been removed from Pasadena. A society of Nerf is what we are becoming.

3. How in the hell do you fall asleep while giving a baby a bath?

4. Perhaps the most depressing song ever written has been banned from an Irish Pub in New York.

5. T - Mobile is about to buy Sprint. CYA!

6. A housewife had to be behind this study.

7. Foreign or Domestic? Which terror group is behind the attacks this morning in NY?

Rachael Leigh Cook PICS

EVERY GANGBANGER KNOWS BETTER

You have to admire the sheer ignorance that these two residents of KCK displayed tonight. Not only did they shoot at cops but they had a bomb. Nothing beats a nice peaceful winter evening in wyco.

WHOSE ON TOP?

Obama or Hillary? That is the question going around the news sites today. I would have to say since Hillary is the more butch one out of the couple that it has to be her.

QUICK HITS

1. I have always found it funny that the idiots in charge of engineering the cities infrastructure believe that a metal plate over a hole is a good enough fix. Remember that these are the same idiots that can not prevent water lines from busting, keep electricity on and have yet to pave a street that lasts longer than 2 years. I am glad that the Mayor is looking out for us visitors from the burbs.

2. THE KCMO SCHOOL DISTRICT IS A JOKE: They want a guy that has had the job for 2 months to pick his successor. THIS MAKES PERFECT SENSE! I mean who could be better? I am sure that after a whole 2 months on the job that this guy has a good feel for who would be right for the job. The only silver lining in this is that at least the board isn't doing it. I am certain that a drunk ferret throwing darts at random pictures would do a better job than the clowns on the kcmo school board.

3. Midwest Express is now selling their cookie dough at Hen House!

4. "something terrible is going to happen". That is what a caller said when he called Raytown South yesterday causing the school to be evacuated. Yet another form of home grown terrorism. I hope they find who did this and repeat exactly what he said before they beat the crap out of him.

5. National Beef goes International? Bad idea.

Boys N the Hood comes to life

Another kid killed by senseless gang violence.

AMERICAN IDOL HEADLINES

Every year we seem to have scandal involving the contestants of American Idol. Their background checks must be performed by the same people that hire teachers in the metro.

1. This guy was a stripper.

2. This guy ( I think it is a guy) wants Santa to rape your mom.

Will this be in some way thought of as a plot by the white producers to rid themselves of the Latino contestants? I know one guy that will think so.

FRESH OFF HER BANKRUPTING OF KANSAS CITY

Kay Barnes is filing her papers today to make her run at congress. It was bad enough watching her run through money in KCMO like she was printing it herself but can you imagine her with federal dollars? Holy crap!

QUICK HITS

1. Mo Murda. Kansas City is going for the record and it appears that nothing is going to stop them.

2. Kansas City can't find money for anything anymore. This is the aftermath of spend at will liberals running the city for way to long. From Clever to Barnes these idiots have nearly bankrupt the city. Not that I really care. I got a new arena and some new places to go to lunch out of the deal for free. BUT why are the leaders of the KCMO gov trying to land yet another money burning project (light rail)?

3. Finally some good legislation out of Missouri. The rise of Obama can finally put an end to an outdated racist program. If he can become a presidential nominee without help........

4. Memphis slaughter. Amazing how these cowards always manage to hurt kids.

5. Firefighter that went back to get his kids happy meal toy was one of those killed at Wendy's in Florida yesterday.

6. New York does its part to fight recession in the inner city. Talk about your stimulus package!

82 YEAR OLD JACKED BY HIS SON

This poor old dude moved to Merriam to HIDE from his son. Turns out that Junior is no joke and held him up at gunpoint once he tracked him down.

WHY WE LOVE POLLOCKS

I caught this story off of Crime Scene KC. ( a must read by the way). There are so many things wrong with this story that I am not sure that I can cover them all.

1. He was caught having sex with a vacuum cleaner.
2. The Vacuum cleaner had a smiley face painted on it.
3. It is common practice for polish people to vacuum their underwear.
4. The story mentions a man caught having sex with a bicycle.

I have attached a diagram of how a vacuum is suppose to work in an effort to educate our polish brothers that might not quite get the concept of what a vacuum is suppose to do.

CHUCK E. CHEESE JUST GOT BETTER

This has some serious potential, with the right marketing. Who wouldn't pay good money to see cat fighting at Chuck E. Cheese? I think they should set up a ring in the middle of the place and allow soccer moms to duke it out. The winner could get 6 tickets and the loser would have to eat from the salad bar.

Rules:
1. Matches could take place every Saturday afternoon (after soccer games)
2. Contestants would be put into divisions based on age and weight.
3. The moron dressed up as Chuck E. Cheese would be the referee.
4. There would be 3 rounds with a 2 minute time limit.
5. Biting, pinching, hair pulling and clothes ripping are all allowed and encouraged.
6. Matches would take place in the ball pit.
7. Winners from each location would advance to the championships held at the Sprint Center (Sponsored by Chuck E. Cheese).

Seriously, this could take the place of jello wrestling.