CHINESE ARMY VS TIBET MONKS

DID WE NEED A SEQUEL TO THIS MOVIE?

WAL-MART GOES MUSLIM

THE FLAGSHIP OF CAPITALISM CATERING TO PEOPLE THAT HATE CAPITALISM?

QUICK HITS

Not looking good in the burbs.

1. These two idiots made it a whole 3 blocks before crashing the car that they jacked. I hope those 3 minutes were worth the 10 years that you will be getting.

2. Lee's Summit woman shot by ex boyfriend. Either she was a skank that cheated on him or he was a psycho. I am going to have to go with a combination of both.

3. Knives seem to be the affordable option nowadays when it comes to attempted murder. The gang bangers of this town need to form a bullet coop.

4. Lenexa wannabes want to be like the Varsity in KCMO and have switched to knives.

5. House was burnt but how were the ribs?

ROLL OVER, SIT, BEG, FETCH &

This man thought that mans best friend was a friend with privileges.

THE LANDFILL

Today I woke up and it was a beautiful day. There was a rare Kansas City snow, cold wind, rain of course clouds. On this wonderful Saturday I went over to the old house and loaded up a truck full of crap that was to pathetic to even put on Craigslist and headed North to beautiful Shawnee, Ks. Inside this city lays the most incredible site I have ever seen, the landfill. How have i missed out on this little gem?

After you get weighed by the toothless trash dude that had to work a Saturday you head up the long winding road of filth. As you take this road you get to catch a glimpse of a small trash town sitting in a valley of filth. It must be nice to work there and eat your lunch on the patio on a nice hot summer day. This town however is not the end of the road.

After taking in the scenic town you continue up the mountain (of trash) road to the top of the heap making sure that you follow the "landfill" signs. Once you get to the top it is not what you expect at all. There are thousands of white birds attacking the trash and they even have a nice little trash lake which you can see (lake not pond). I have never seen that many birds in my life. I sat there and thought why the hell are these birds here, they have wings, they can go anywhere that they want yet they hang out at the freaking dump. Then I realized that I was at the dump on a Saturday too.

It took me an hour to clean off the truck but the memories of the landfill will last me a lifetime.

SCREW THE AMERICAN DREAM

If buying a home is the American dream I would hate to see the nightmares. I worked my ass off for the longest time to get this house and while it is a great house the crap that comes along with it makes the whole thing not worth the effort. After that past 3 weeks there is not a chance in hell that I will ever be happy living here.

NEW BLOG COMING SOON

I am nearly finished with my new blog and will be making a transition to the new spot over the next few weeks. Those of you that are subscribers to this blog will be sent the link.

DOH!

It appears that the National Guard has declared war against Tulsa, Oklahoma. The story says that the bomb was a dummy but I think it is safe to say that the pilot was the real dummy.

I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE THE DAY

There are actually good young people that live in KCK. Not only that but they are HEROS. I would like to say thank you to Aaron Williams and Howard Kemper for doing what others wouldn't.

ANOTHER BAD DAY FOR KIDS IN THE USA

1. This mother urges her 12 year old to off himself.

2. Teacher informs class that a 13 year old girl had a "perky" chest.

3. 19 year old picks fight with 14 month old and wins. This guy will not last a week in prison.

4. Female teacher takes Sex Ed to another level with 14 year old boy.

5. Woman put baby on starvation diet which ends up killing the 11 month old.

6. Father has his 7 year old kill the pet cat with a knife in an attempt to "teach" the kids to kill. I guess they don't make flash cards for that.

EMAIL CHANGE

jocosob@yahoo.ccom

FROM THE COUNTRY THAT BROUGHT YOU SPIDERGIRL

India produces yet another comic book baby. Meet two face.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY ARE PREDICTING SNOW THIS WEEKEND!

UNBELIEVABLE!

THIS WILL NEVER END, WE WILL BE COLD FOREVER!

WHERE THE HELL IS GLOBAL WARMING!

TEENAGERS

How do teenagers find time for all of their activities nowadays? Take this girl for example. She is 17 years old and has a 2 year old son and yet she still finds time to slang crack and OD her kid on it. Multitasking in the hood.

QUICK HITS

1. KCK man gets gun shot wound confused with being set on fire.

2. The most overrated part of the city joins the club of local shootings.

3. When the woods and rivers in the Metro are full of corpses murderers are left with little options in hiding the bodies.

4. Anyone who has ever ridden a school bus knows that the people that drive these things are questionable characters yet everyday we load our kids onto them. This incident should give you second thoughts.

5. Selling drugs near a school is no big deal. If speeding in a school zone is twice as bad as speeding on a normal road shouldn't drug dealing in a school zone get you more than probation?

6. Some chicks are just crazy. This is a fact that men deal with on a daily basis. This poor guy obviously wasn't schooled in this fact.

7. If you are fortunate enough to make decent money the Senate hates you (until they want a donation). I can guarantee that if I was able to bring home more of my check I would buy more crap thus creating jobs for others. The liberals rather take it away from me and hand it out to those without jobs. Bright aren't they?