Friday, August 15, 2008
POWER RANKING UPDATE
There has been a change in the top ten this week as Olathe has shored up its offense. Does upstart Olathe have what it takes to move past the perennial powerhouse of Independence? This should be interesting as we have 4.5 months left in the 08 season.
1. KCMO
2. KCK
3. Independence
4. Olathe
5. Raytown
6. Grandview
7. Gladstone
8. Merriam
9. Roeland Park
10. Lawrence
WEEKEND SHOOTING OVER/UNDER
I have just gotten off the phone with Vegas and the weekend number has been set at 5. I for one am going to take the over this week due to ideal weather conditions and the fact that people are now starting to get shot over in JOCO. GO EAST SIDE!
WHY ARE PEOPLE IGNORING THE KC GANG PROBLEM
Hopefully there will be more and more people speaking out about the metros inability to recognize that the metro area is turning into the South Side of Chicago. Do the idiots in the media, city halls, and police departments have blinders on? I guess it is going to take a bunch of white kids getting shot in the head in the burbs before they take it serious. Just hope that it isn't your kids that we are all lighting candles for.
Thursday, August 14, 2008
WHILE THE EAST SIDE IS GOING FOR THE MURDER RECORD
The Toy & Miniature Museum is going for the marble tournament record. Is that really a record worth going after? Does anyone really give a crap about setting the freaking marble record? HOLY CRAP PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOW KCK PROPERTY VALUES ARE GOOD....
If you lose two homes due to fire. Two houses burn and the estimated damage is 28k? Holy crap that is affordable housing. The fires are being called suspicious but once again you will not hear a damn thing about Kansas City becoming the new Detroit.
(fyi, the dog house on the right is worth more than both houses in kck and I am not kidding)
CHINESE IMPORTS HELP KCMO ECONOMY
It is good to see that the corpses of dead commies are being used to turn a profit for Union Station. I for one would of never known that the Chinese were fans of football until I say this poor bastard.
We should all be glad that this is the one thing that was actually made in China and not in America.
IS OLATHE MAKING A MOVE?
With the recent outbreak in violent crime in Olathe I may have to put up a new power rankings(will be out tomorrow). It is good to see that the people of Olathe have evolved into gun play. In a few years Olathe will be the new KCK, count on it.
KEEPIN IT REAL IN DA HOOD
Would you Snitch on the guy that shot you in the ass? Well this self proclaimed gang banger didn't allowing this guy to remain on the street, improve his aim and perhaps kill someone.
Just as long as he is keeping it real!
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
TOP 10 STEETS TO GET SHOT ON KC METRO
If you are ever bored and can't afford a trip to Worlds of Fun but are still looking for an adrenaline rush feel free to visit one of these classy areas at about 1am.
1. Prospect - KCMO
2. Cleaver Blvd - KCMO
3. Quindaro - KCK
4. Troost - KCMO
5. Central Avenue - KCK
6. Tracy - KCMO
7. Agnes - KCMO
8. Parallel Parkway - KCK
9. Independence Avenue - KCMO
10. Lydia - KCMO
QUICK HITS
The 10 stories that you need to know about before you speak to anyone today.
1. The music on the plaza just got better.
2. Another day another vacant burns to the ground. I am surprised that the liberals in Kansas City haven't asked the mayor to do something about the carbon foot print that all of this arson is causing.
3. Wornall road continues to be the most robbed section of the city.
4. Will the actions of the Human Society cause the price of Chinese food to increase?
5. Ever wonder why you sometimes see hot chicks with ugly guys? Scientist might of found the answer (and it isn't money).
6. Have the feds found Dr. Evil's secret hideout?
7. American Airlines give the finger to troops fighting to protect their freedom.
8. Finally a place with crappier rides than Worlds of Fun.
9. Ewwwwwww. I know some of you are going to bid on this! Sick bastards!
10. Fondled for an A. Sounds like a great trade off.
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