Why can't they just deal with the fact that nobody wants to see them on TV anymore? There is more to being a broadcaster than being able to read cue cards.
Friday, November 14, 2008
BITCH SLAP OF THE WEEK: MIDTOWN NAILS ALONZO
I have been reading this guys blog for awhile now and dig his work (even though he is a democrat). This post by Midtown might be his best work yet and MIGHT be the best thing I have read on the internet involving the metro.
YOU MUST READ THIS!
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
THE CORPORATE BREAD LINE GROWS
You have to admire the balls that these losers have to demand the government give them what money you have left after they screwed you out of your retirement.
1. I say screw the auto industry. How many times have we bought lemons, paid way over sticker, had terrible service and told to wait while "I go talk to my manager"? WHAT MAKES THEM FEEL ENTITLED TO KEEP THEIR COMPANY EVEN THOUGH THEY FAILED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. NOW GE IS GETTING MONEY!!!!!!!!!!! G F'N E.
3. I thought that the 750 billion dollar welfare check was suppose to stop this crap. THEY LIED TO US AGAIN!
4. AMEX EXPRESS wants us to leave home without it, in order for them to have nice Christmas bonus's.
THE WIRE
Let's see what crimes were committed the past two days in the name of the "poor economy".
1. You know this guy will be the most feared guy in prison. "What are you in for?"; "Stealing clothes from women"; "No crap?"; "Eassssssst side BEYOTCH!"
2. Raytowna Beach suffers robberies from it's upscale shopping areas.............
3. Hispanic on Hispanic crime is on the rise in Olathe. I dream of a day in which Olathe is annexed by WYCO and we can rid ourselves of their crime stats.
4. Once they started taking our tax dollars the banks of the United States became fair game. If you pay taxes, robbing a bank has suddenly become a different way to withdraw your money.
5. KCMO cops have no aim. No wonder murderers aren't afraid of them.
6. This guys Eagle Scout project was off the hook.
Monday, November 10, 2008
KCK CONTINUES TO AMAZE ME
It appears that the Kansas Speedway is going to have a smoking ban at the track in 14 months. This has got to be the most idiotic idea I have heard in a long time. Why are they doing this? Anyone that has been to a race knows that there is enough smoke and rubber pieces flying in the air to send the EPA into cardiac arrest. Is the smoke from a freaking cig going to make THAT much difference.
I am not a smoker but I am sick and tired of the government passing these nerf laws in order to "protect us". This ban will do nothing to improve the quality of air inhaled at the Speedway and is just a way for people of "power" to impose their will on the rest of society.
Master and Oversee???????
Is the mayors wife now writing headlines for KSHB? What is with all this Master and Oversee crap? The only thing missing was a mammy drop and calling BPU a plantation. I am not the most PC guy but holy crap.
THE WIRE
Has anyone thought that maybe the Mayor is working from home due to the high crime in KCMO? Think about it, why risk driving to work and getting carjacked or shot when you don't have to...
1. Crab apple lane sounds like a nice street and I am sure it was when it was first built. Tonight it is home to 4 shootings including 1 death.
2. I get that the 2 year old accidentally killed himself with his fathers service revolver and I feel bad for the family BUT WHAT IN GODS NAME IS A GUN BEING LEFT IN REACH OF A 2 YEAR OLD KID..................UNSUPERVISED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. I love it when multimillionaires act like idiots. I hope LJ gets taken to the cleaners.
4. Why are people still allowed to have pitbulls? And why are the people that own these dogs usually the lowest form of human life on the planet?
5. Danger is creeping closer to the JOCO borders.
Don't worry KCMO your dumb ass mayor is on the job....
THE JOCOSOB RECESSION PLAN FOR KCMO WOMEN
DON'T LET IT BE SAID THAT THE PEOPLE OF JOCO DON'T CARE ABOUT THE WOMEN IN KCMO. WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO USE YOUR TALENTS TO GET OFF WELFARE
THE RED STAR DYING A QUICK DEATH
If you live in Kansas City the recent firings at The Red Star are good news in more ways than one. First we don't have to read crappy articles written by untalented hacks that couldn't cut it in any other market than our cupcake market. Second it means that the socialist rag is suffering more and more for printing their propaganda to the mindless masses that still purchase this crap paper.
The irony in it all that is going unnoticed is that this LIBERAL paper is cutting jobs. Since these people are against corporations making a profit and feel that everyone should work regardless of their work ethic, then why are they increasing the unemployment rates in America?
Shouldn't they employ these folks until the last penny is spent?
Notables on their way out
Hearnes "I got my ass kicked by a gay dog" Christopher
Jeffery " I don't know crap about sports" Flannagan
THE BIG FEED
Be sure to add "THE BIG FEED" to your daily reading. I exchanged emails with the guy that runs it and he seems to have a pretty good feel for National issues from a conservative point of view. Also the guy lives in JOCO so you know that he has some class.
Sunday, November 09, 2008
COLD WEATHER MEANS HOMELESS SUDDENLY MATTER
It is a fact that the media and politicians only care about homeless people during election years and 2 months a year (November and December). So be prepared to start reading tear jerking tales of whino bob and his lab braving the cold streets of KCMO searching for $15 to get his next heroin fix.
Or you could have a party to "Celebrate Homeless", like these morons are doing. Couldn't they just collect the money and distribute it without this fanfare of trips and ticket giveaways?
These parties are just ways for KCMO's elite to demonstrate to their friend that they care.
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