Friday, January 16, 2009
QUICK HITS & THE WIRE
1. Did anyone expect to see a KCMOSD school listed when they read this headline?
2. Even the Strip Clubs in Kansas give back in order for KCMO kids to get presents at Christmas.
3. Grandview is slipping further in further down the safe place to live list. Shootings in front of schools typically doesn't increase property value.
4. Even more locals brain washed by Barry.
5. A place worst to live than KCMO.
6. Remember when Madonna was kinda hot?
7. Mexican police department learned policing techniques by watching COLORS.
8. ATTENTION MEN: SUPER PMS. This is no joke.
9. They need to make snow tires for wheelchairs
10. Obama believes that scaring the crap out of you will help the economy.
KCMO NEVER LETS ME DOWN
I almost feel sorry for the poor bastards stranded on the other side of the border. The leadership that they currently have MIGHT be the worst these parts have seen since well, General Custer.
Think about this for a minute. Let us say that you live in a community with increased violent crime and arsonist setting vacants on fire every night. If you were the leader of this community which of the following would you do for the police and fire departments.
a. Keep funding the same but make leadership changes
b. Increase funding and make leadership changes.
c. Increase funding and give leadership one more chance with more resources
d. CUT FUNDING FROM THE PROGRAMS WHEN THEY ARE NEEDED MOST
Seriously, if you are still living in KCMO wake the F UP. Leave, run, walk, crawl, charter a blimp, purchase a burrow DO SOMETHING and get out of that place.
THE THINGS YOU LEARN ON THIS HERE INTERNET
Until I read this story I didn't think that Spring Hill had electricity( based off of the people that I have met from there). Good for them. Next stop indoor plumbing
Thursday, January 15, 2009
QUICK HITS - EARLY UPDATE.
1. Things are so bad in KCMO that the residents have started robbing the post office. Is it possible to put a stamp on lay a way?
2. KCMO throws in the towel on violent crime and spends extra money on fighting traffic. It is good to see the leadership of that community finally realizing that in order to stop murders they must arrest people speeding.
3. KCMO's soultion to economic problems is to "tax suberbinites at attractions like the zoo". If that is the case they are really screwed. Why would any self respecting JOCOian pay extra to go to that crappy zoo. More on this further down.
4. In related news the Nelson Art Gallery is going to have to start laying people off. If you are facing a budget crunch it makes sense for the leadership in your city to make the attractions more expensive.
5. Anyone else think its funny that the biggest bad ass in KCMO is a chick?
6. Thank god for the city Union Mission. Could you imagine sleeping outside in this weather?
BIRD vs PLANE..........
You would think that airplanes MIGHT be designed to handle hitting birds. But to believe that you must also believe that most people posses common sense and a 1st grade education.
THE SOLUTION TO OUR BUDGET WOES ARE SO SIMPLE
That's right, weed. Now that the government is writing trillion dollar checks like its nothing we may need to think about how it is that we plan on paying it back.
To me the answer is simple, legalize marijuana and the tax it like cigs. This will do two things, increase revenue streams coming into the government and save us money in law enforcement.
Like Redman says "Legalize and I will advertise"
QUICK HITS
These are the best stories on the internet today (so far). Any other stories that you have read up to this point suck. You should be ashamed of yourself for wasting your time reading them and trying to understand them without my help.
1. The KCMO school board takes 1.4 million dollars away from students because of their stupidity.
2. The worlds biggest badminton fan is dead.
3. Good news for Reality TV fans. If things keep up down in Mexico we could soon be watching a civil war. There hasn't been anything good on TV since we destroyed Iraq.
4. News isn't broke. What's broke is old media and the sooner these idiots get with the program the sooner we can stop hearing them cry.
5. The driving force in modern technology is taking 6 months off due to health.
6. Anytime there are monkeys on the loose throwing feces they make the headlines.
7. Reason for death "falling of deck in cold weather". That's a crappy way to go.
8. Hitler saved in Jersey
9. Some people are jealous of attractive women. These people are often other women.
10. I just feel so bad that this oil sheik doesn't get to finish his building.
HILLBILLIES FIND TOOTH BRUSH
Those of us in JOCO can breath a sigh of relief. It appears that the hillbillies surrounding the great county of JO have learned how to use a toothbrush. Congrats and Thank You. Before you know it you will be moving out of your sod houses and branching out your family tree.
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