KELLIE PICKLER

I have been looking for a reason to post a picture of her on my blog for over a year and I finally have one thanks to a Belton girls text messaging skills.

BIG NOSE DEFENDS BIG BUTT

My favorite line from the article "A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country". SERIOUSLY SHE SAID THAT. BECAUSE OBAMA GOT ELECTED CHICKS HAVE THE GREEN LIGHT TO GO FROM HOT TO NOT WITHOUT A COMMENT MADE.

Note to the formerly big nosed one: She didn't mind cahsing in on her looks when she looked good so now that she looks like a Truck Driver she has to face the music.

IS THIS BETTER THAN A SHAM WOW?

OVER/UNDER

Today is the annual homeless person count in KCMO. I am not sure exactly how scientific this count is but last year they came up with aprox 1600.

Do you think this years number will be higher or lower than last year? I say higher by at least 200.

The window closes at 5pm.

THE WIRE

I for one am glad that local criminals read this blog and take my advice. Thank you gentlemen for giving more to put in The Wire section today.

1. KCK makes up for yesterday inactivity by doubling up their shooting efforts last night

2. The only thing surprising in this arrest is that it was booze and not meth.

WELCOME BACK OLATHE

After reading this story regarding a church in Olathe I decided to give the city a second chance.

EATING TESTICLES IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH

Who in the world first decided to first try eating fish testicles? "Hey bob, you know what might taste good? Fish balls".

QUICK HITS - DEPRESSING EDITION

It is nearly impossible to find a positive story regarding anything in this country any more. Read these stories as you take the knife to your wrists.

1. One mans tractor death is another mans future country song.

2. Only the liberals would believe that using scare techniques is good for the economy.

3. California is holding back Tax Refunds. THEY ARE HOLDING YOUR MONEY. Isn't that the same as getting robbed or extorted?

4. How timely is this? Just before Obama plans on anally raping this country for "infrastructure jobs" this study comes out stating that our infrastructure sucks. DO THEY THINK WE ARE STUPID!

5. More food that can kill you.

6. Proof that the banks of this country ARE NOW CONTROLLED BY THE GOVERNMENT.

7. Unemployment is up in every state of the union.

8. Government approved automobiles will have higher insurance rates. I can't wait for Obama to take over that industry too.

9. Democrats demonstrate once again that they are not for freedom of speech.

10. 900 BILLION.

QUICK HITS - HALF TIME EDITION

TOP 10 stories being discussed by intelligent people in JOCO today. Pop up edition will be available at a later date for KCMOSD grads.
1. Normally I would feel sorry for someone that has human feces smeared all over their face. The victim here is a lawyer...

2. White Powder stories use to be a big deal. How lame are the people that tried this gag? Come up with some new material you pathetic unimaginative bastards.

3. Islamic blight will linger in the skies a little bit longer in KCMO.

4. Yet another Religious leader guilty of a sex crime. This time the victim was a 10 year old girl.

5. Lohan going the exact opposite way of Simpson.

6. A story about a 2 year old girl getting abused by her parents that is too sick to comment on. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK>

7. Doesn't this sound like something out of Doctor Evil's lab?

8. Canada a better example of capitalism than the United States? Might just be.

9. K State AD quits amid controversy.

10. Florida firefighter steals severed foot. Ewww.

GARDNERS TURN TO IMPRESS US

I am going to call for an Emergency Meeting of the SOJOCO Free Masons. This meeting will be yet another step in creating a "Blue Valley" county

Standoff and Gunshots in Gardner have pushed me over the edge.

MERRIAM

It has long been my belief that when white people give up on life in JOCO that they move to Merriam. Does it surprise anyone that a freaking METH HOUSE was found there? I would gladly trade Merriam to KCK for 4 season tickets to the speeday. Sound like an even trade to me.

WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH RELIGIOUS LEADERS

For a group of people that preach daily against homosexuals there sure are a lot of wannabe homosexuals leading them.

"satisfy their sexual instincts"

WHAT TYPE OF KINKY CRAP IS THIS?

TUCKER TUESDAYS

THE WIRE

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP? Get off your ass's KCMO & KCK and put in some work damn it!

1. In the area that the Mayor of KCMO wanted blight rail to run through, a man was shot in the foot waiting for the bus...

2. Louisburg elementary school principal is a junkie.

THATS IT!