FRIDAY THE 13TH!!!!!
Friday, February 13, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
UPSKIRT PICTURES OF TEACHER?
Well isn't this a switch for once. For the longest time it has been teachers preying on the students. It is good to see this kid fight back.
QUICK HITS
In the words of the D.O.C., Nobody does it better!
1. The policies of Obama are making people distance themselves from his certain failure.
2. 1% growth in retail without total socialism?
3. By switching to 4 day work weeks NYC city workers now work 1 day more a week than KCMO employees.
4. Who knew that the Saudis were Crips?
5. American Idol kicks one of the few cute chicks to advance to the curb....Its going to be a tough season for us guys...
6. Philly chick likes burning
7. Tree Man is Back and Uglier than ever.
8. Local Traveler got the full KCMO experience in his hotel room last night
9. The smell of KCMO frightens Blue Springs students.
10. Darwinism is on the way out.
THE MCDONALDS BAIL OUT
What does 1 trillion dollars do for the US Economy you ask? It gives a family enough money to eat at McDonalds once a week as long as they don't super size. Keep your $13 and give us back our trillion.
WELFARE HOES
The story of the welfare hoe that dropped 8 more in her recent liter keeps on getting better. Not only are these kids going to survive on the tax payers dime there is now a website for donations.
ANYONE THAT DONATES MONEY TO THIS CHICK NEEDS TO GET THEIR HEAD CHECKED
Before you drop a dime on her please do yourself a favor and take the advice of Willie D when it comes to welfare hoes. The guy is an expert in this field.
"FROM PAGENTS TO PORN"
This headline just goes to show that if you work hard enough anything is uh well umm possible. If this small town Kansas Girl can do it so can you!
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Salma Hayek ummm....
Is it weird that she will just pick up random children and breast feed them? Who does that?
KCMO NEVER LETS ME DOWN
Today on 71 highway I saw a Bulletin Board that blew my mind. It was an advertisement for WIC.
Seriously, why the hell is the government paying for advertising for FREAKING WIC. WTF is next, commercials on TV for Welfare? Stay dirty KCMO
THANK YOU DANICA
I normally don't post thing like this on the blog but it kinda has something to do with sports.
Anyways you can now check out Danica Patricks SI swimsuit photos/video online.
After seeing these photos it is safe to say that she is the best driver in open wheel racing...
KCK OR KCMO
I got an email last night from my one reader (who must be smarter than hell) asking me if I had to choose which city would I live in KCK OR KCMO?
In all of my days of blogging I am not sure that I have been asked a more difficult question. I liken it to choosing how you would like to be executed, which city would be the least painless.
Dear Mrs. Emailer, I will have to get back to you on that one.
If you have a question that needs answering hit me up at jocosob@yahoo.com
QUICK HITS - ALWAYS AHEAD OF THE PACK
Emailers know that JOCOSOB is days ahead of most blogs on stories of interest. While other blogs are covering the moon landing read these stories and sound intelligent today, for a change.
1. Does it frighten anyone else that a Machine called the "DOOMSDAY MACHINE" is coming back online after REPAIRS?
2. List of TV stations going off Analog and switching to Digital early.
3. Pink Panties become political................
4. Anytime I read a story about Cannibals I can't help but think of Gilligans Island.
5. If you are 82 years old a life sentence is a joke.
6. Does Madonna not realize that she is old, ugly and played out?
7. Teens watching 2 hours of porn a week on the internet. Anyone else think that number might be a little low by maybe 5 hours?
8. Chicago kids are getting their ass's kicked by teachers at school.
9. Lesbians in sports will always make the blog no matter what the story is.
10. Sat radio in trouble!!!!!!!!!!!!
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