In A graveyard? How the hell does that even come up? "Hey lets go have sex on top of Aunt Silvias grave" Anyways go through the list and find out just how lame your sex life is.
Friday, February 13, 2009
HIP HOP FLASHBACK - ESHAM
For some reason ESHAM seems appropriate for Friday the 13th. Scary ass bastard.
PHONEY ASS KCMO RELIGIOUS LEADERS
"They carried signs that described their concerns over the way city leaders and the media treat residents living east of Troost Avenue."
Instead of blaming people for reporting whats going on in their neighborhood wouldn't it be better to clean up the problems? When their is a mini ethnic cleansing going on in a part of town shouldn't it be covered?
YOU RELIGIOUS LEADERS are to blame for this crap as well. Are you saying that you have more pull in City Hall than you do in your own backyard. Can you intimidate the media but not a drug dealer for setting up shop on a corner? GIVE ME A BREAK!
SILENT PROTEST, THAT DID NOTHING TO PREVENT SOMEONE FROM GETTING KILLED JUST LAST NIGHT!!!!!! If you were truly men of god you would be out there fighting every day to prevent crap like this from happening instead of spreading the gospel of self promotion and pocket lining.
THE WIRE - FRIDAY THE 13TH EDITION
CRYSTAL LAKE IS SAFE COMPARED TO KCMO1. KCMO is full of killers with higher body counts than Jason. This poor bastard is another example of the crap hole that KCMO is.
2 Why do we have tougher laws for drug dealers than we do for sexual predators?
3. Mother convicted of WT redneck child abuse.
4. Why are standoffs that don't end in bloodshed even newsworthy. Especially in Independence.
RAPELAY?
Has anyone heard of this game? I couldn't find where it was programmed but I have to believe that a PC game based on raping women had to of been developed in KCMO. The only thing sicker than the bastards that created this game are the bastards that buy it.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
UPSKIRT PICTURES OF TEACHER?
Well isn't this a switch for once. For the longest time it has been teachers preying on the students. It is good to see this kid fight back.
QUICK HITS
In the words of the D.O.C., Nobody does it better!
1. The policies of Obama are making people distance themselves from his certain failure.
2. 1% growth in retail without total socialism?
3. By switching to 4 day work weeks NYC city workers now work 1 day more a week than KCMO employees.
4. Who knew that the Saudis were Crips?
5. American Idol kicks one of the few cute chicks to advance to the curb....Its going to be a tough season for us guys...
6. Philly chick likes burning
7. Tree Man is Back and Uglier than ever.
8. Local Traveler got the full KCMO experience in his hotel room last night
9. The smell of KCMO frightens Blue Springs students.
10. Darwinism is on the way out.
THE MCDONALDS BAIL OUT
What does 1 trillion dollars do for the US Economy you ask? It gives a family enough money to eat at McDonalds once a week as long as they don't super size. Keep your $13 and give us back our trillion.
WELFARE HOES
The story of the welfare hoe that dropped 8 more in her recent liter keeps on getting better. Not only are these kids going to survive on the tax payers dime there is now a website for donations.
ANYONE THAT DONATES MONEY TO THIS CHICK NEEDS TO GET THEIR HEAD CHECKED
Before you drop a dime on her please do yourself a favor and take the advice of Willie D when it comes to welfare hoes. The guy is an expert in this field.
"FROM PAGENTS TO PORN"
This headline just goes to show that if you work hard enough anything is uh well umm possible. If this small town Kansas Girl can do it so can you!
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