QUICK HITS

Judging by some of the moronic emails I have been getting today liberal socialist are getting their feelings hurt. I am not sure they were ready to see their god get attacked so quickly.

Can we expect more of these types of emails now that the Obama is going to pick up the internet tab for the poor?

1. Those liberals that actually do work in Kansas will be getting a raise in July.

2. Wyco gets some crime fighting help from the feds. 300k should cover the policing of one square mile in KCK for a year.

3. Are there really banks on Independence Avenue?

4. KCMO kids can't ever catch a break. This suck twisted F*** raped 2 little girls over a dozen times. I can only hope that he will face the same in prison.

5. Iran has enough uranium to build a nuke and we have Obama at the helm. It's like a Steven King novel.

6. Liberal media sources aren't worth the paper or screen they are written on.

7. John Kerry gets a love letter from Hamas. His wife does look like a camel......

8. People around the country are pitching in to rid Jessica Simpson of her fat layers.

9. First Rodney King went 100mph in a Festiva and now this guy hits 137mph in a civic.

10. Al Sharpton found a new gig.

AMERICANS ARE PISSED!!!!!!!!!!

THE WIRE - CHICKS GET GANGSTA

1. The quality of weaves in the east side has gone up and are now bullet proof. This could be the most marketable product since crack to come out of that area.

2. East Side women fight back!

3. Are pellet guns like training wheels in the East Side?

STRANDED ON DEATH ROW

These might be the only bastards happy that the economy is in the crapper.

FUNNIEST 911 CALL EVER

"HE'S EATING HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" NOW THAT IS HUMOR

SWEET HOME ALABAMA?

AWESOME

QUICK HITS - BOUT DAMN TIME EDITION

I am sorry for the delay today. I have been busy celebrating the fact that thanks to Barry Obama Superstar, I no longer have to make my house payment. On with the hits you ignorant misinformed bastards.

1. New Hampshire family decides to live like KCMO residents for one year and plan to blog about it.

2. I thought that after meeting Nancy Pelosi that the Pope would be in favor of abortions. I know if I had to spend anytime with her I would be........

3. The new Attorney General wasted no time in bringing race back into the discussion. You know that this country is racist when we have a black president and a black AG.....Sadly nobody ever discusses the racism towards white people in the NBA.

4. DO YA THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5. So he just layed there while she did all the work......interesting.

6. Peanut sniffing dog. Yeah I didn't think it was news either, single men over 40 have had this trick down for years.

7. This is why the news is awesome. They are covering a story about raising money to save a freaking dog. HAVE THEY NOT SEEN OLD YELLER???????????????

8. KCMO is one of the top cities that people DONT want to live in. hehehehehe.

9. I don't know why KC can't find anyone to work in the North East part of town..Are they not offering enough danger pay?

10. 130 Home Depot Employees in KC are getting axed.

AMY FISHERS PARENTS MUST BE PROUD

You have to give her credit for playing to her strengths.

MUSLIM RELATIONS

Everyone knows that when you want to improve your relationship with the muslim world you send an old, blond, feminist, white woman......

CAN FUNKHOUSER ADD FUEL TO THE FIRE?

Those of you hoping for a day of looting need to pay attentions to the actions of the Mayor of Crap town. If he in an effort to cater to minorities decides to blow this incedent out of proportion we have a better chance at getting free stuff.

WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO DO IN ALASKA?

Bristol Palin can't fight the feeling.......At least she is honest.

WHAT IS THE POPE THINKING?????

WHY IN THE WORLD IS THE POPE VISITING WITH SATAN(PELOSI)?

COULD WE GET OUR CHANCE???

COULD WE THE PEOPLE OF THE JOCO METRO AREA FINALLY GET A CHANCE TO DO SOME LOOTING? KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED.

QUICK HITS

Read tomorrows takes today on this blog.

1. Anytime a chimp beats the crap outta someone it has to be linked on the blog.

2. PETA probably feels no pity for the 5 year old eaten by a croc.

4. Border Patrol officers are finally released. These poor bastards should never of been there to begin with.

5. Yemen captures freed Gitmo terrorist. Lets hope that the folks at Yemen do a better job dealing with terrorist than what the Obama regime plans on doing.

6. Anyone else find it funny that if Kate Moss wears a bra it makes national headlines?

7. The Meth problem in Missouri is so bad that they are going to require a script to get cold medicine. If it becomes law this thing needs to be signed in either Independence or Raytown.

8. Its no surprise that the Welfare state of Missouri took advantage of Government welfare minutes after it was signed. Do Missouri residents have no dignity?

9. English only is being challenged in Wichita by Hispanic parents. I wonder if they wrote the appeal in Spanish....

10. Why is it that every Female Gov Kansas has ends up being a worthless piece of.....

THANKS RUSH

It is good to see that the producers of Limbaughs show are fans of the blog. Today they ran with my morning after Obama pill take from yesterday. YET GAME ME NO PLUG

I will be waiting for my nickel in the mail.