Friday, February 20, 2009

DENNIS MOORE PROTEST


Saturday at 10am Darla Jaye is holding a protest that is long overdo in front of Dennis Moore's office. The office is located at 8417 Santa Fe Drive in OP, KS.

Dennis Moore is the most dangerous type of politician in America today, a Moderate. He makes you feel all warm and fuzzy and the hits you over the head with a club and robs you blind. It is about time that the people of Kansas recognize that this man is nothing more than a closet socialist that will say or do anything to get elected.

QUICK HITS


Lets face it, nobody watches the news on Friday night and most of you don't watch the news at all. Without me most of you would wonder around all day talking about the weather and the chiefs draft without a clue as to what is going on in your own backyard.

1. Fox news is now on board with my theory of the JOCO HO. This story just goes to prove that prostitution is only legal for the wealthy.

2. Pictures are now out demonstrating the power of Chris Browns pimp hand. This dudes career is over ahd he should be getting his ass kicked everyday in prison.

3. More details out about the Chimp attack. I know its wrong but I still think the 911 tape is freaking funny.

4. Even Bill Clinton thinks that Obama is spreading too much fear in order to get his way.

5. Your kid can now take over Citi Bank with his allowance money.

6. White Rappers in KC are doing battle. What a freaking joke this is. There may not be a more pathetic part of the JOCO metro areas population than white rappers.

7. Prisoner decides to cut off his well umm.....yeah, with a razor.

8. Those of you National Readers need to book your tickets to KCMO around the court date involving the Rodney Kinging of this guy. This could be your best time to go looting in the next year.

9. Isn't that a lot of weed for someone to have on a Teachers Salary?

10. If you are going to steal a vehicle it might be a good idea that you know how to drive it.
Thanks for the Story Tony.

FUNNY OCTO MOM VIDEO

HIP HOP FLASHBACK - FIGHT TH E POWER



FITTING, ISNT IT

HIP HOP FLASHBACK - FREEDOM OF SPEECH

FREEDOM LOST


Day by day extremist groups are using the government to control more of our lives. Liberals and Extremist on the right are both to blame for the lack of personal freedoms this country now has. Here are just a few examples of that in todays news.
Caution: Reading the below stories may cause nausea

1. Environmental wackos in the government now want to plant GPS chips in your car and tax you by the mile. This is wrong on so many levels in sickens me. Does anyone really want the government tracking your every move through GPS?

2. Religious extremist on the right want to dictate to the public which books are acceptable to be on the shelves at libraries.

3. Chicago plans on placing cameras on every street corner.

4. Republicans have to force the democrats into saying that they are for freedom of speech.

5. Lawmakers are living high on the hog ON YOUR MONEY while you are scared to death about the economy. HOW OUT OF TOUCH ARE THESE BASTARDS!

6. The President of the United States threatens mayors on how to spend money. It use to be that the government would try to stay out of the way of the state, now they are reaching down all the way to city governments. We now have a CENTRAL GOVERNMENT issuing orders through out the nation.

CRIME STIMULUS FOR KANSAS



The closing of this facility should give Kansas a nice spike in crme.

HOME OF THE SKINNY & TOOTHLESS


Not only is most of Missouri covered in the blood of its youths, it is also leading the nation in Meth. If it weren't for NKC, Lee's Summit & SW Missouri that whole state would be a gigantic garbage can in the middle of our country.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

QUICK HITS


Judging by some of the moronic emails I have been getting today liberal socialist are getting their feelings hurt. I am not sure they were ready to see their god get attacked so quickly.

Can we expect more of these types of emails now that the Obama is going to pick up the internet tab for the poor?

1. Those liberals that actually do work in Kansas will be getting a raise in July.

2. Wyco gets some crime fighting help from the feds. 300k should cover the policing of one square mile in KCK for a year.

3. Are there really banks on Independence Avenue?

4. KCMO kids can't ever catch a break. This suck twisted F*** raped 2 little girls over a dozen times. I can only hope that he will face the same in prison.

5. Iran has enough uranium to build a nuke and we have Obama at the helm. It's like a Steven King novel.

6. Liberal media sources aren't worth the paper or screen they are written on.

7. John Kerry gets a love letter from Hamas. His wife does look like a camel......

8. People around the country are pitching in to rid Jessica Simpson of her fat layers.

9. First Rodney King went 100mph in a Festiva and now this guy hits 137mph in a civic.

10. Al Sharpton found a new gig.

AMERICANS ARE PISSED!!!!!!!!!!

THE WIRE - CHICKS GET GANGSTA



1. The quality of weaves in the east side has gone up and are now bullet proof. This could be the most marketable product since crack to come out of that area.

2. East Side women fight back!

3. Are pellet guns like training wheels in the East Side?

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

STRANDED ON DEATH ROW


FUNNIEST 911 CALL EVER



SWEET HOME ALABAMA?



AWESOME

QUICK HITS - BOUT DAMN TIME EDITION


I am sorry for the delay today. I have been busy celebrating the fact that thanks to Barry Obama Superstar, I no longer have to make my house payment. On with the hits you ignorant misinformed bastards.

1. New Hampshire family decides to live like KCMO residents for one year and plan to blog about it.

2. I thought that after meeting Nancy Pelosi that the Pope would be in favor of abortions. I know if I had to spend anytime with her I would be........

3. The new Attorney General wasted no time in bringing race back into the discussion. You know that this country is racist when we have a black president and a black AG.....Sadly nobody ever discusses the racism towards white people in the NBA.

4. DO YA THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5. So he just layed there while she did all the work......interesting.

6. Peanut sniffing dog. Yeah I didn't think it was news either, single men over 40 have had this trick down for years.

7. This is why the news is awesome. They are covering a story about raising money to save a freaking dog. HAVE THEY NOT SEEN OLD YELLER???????????????

8. KCMO is one of the top cities that people DONT want to live in. hehehehehe.

9. I don't know why KC can't find anyone to work in the North East part of town..Are they not offering enough danger pay?

10. 130 Home Depot Employees in KC are getting axed.