CRACK, COOLIO AND STUPID QUESTIONS

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People have been asking me about this Coolio story all day due to my love of Hip Hop music. The main question seems to be "how could he be so stupid to try and get crack past airport security?"

HE IS ON CRACK!

When was the last time you heard someone do something intelligent after smoking rocks? This isn't rocket science people.

50/50

Those are the odds given by glorified weathermen of us being able to save the planet from man made destruction. There is however a 99% chance that their predictions are wrong.

I for one would like to see Environmental Groups start forming mass suicide cults based off of this news. Think of the "carbon gas" that we could cut if all these wackos were gone? If they truly loved this planet they would gather some cyanide, grape kool aid mix, some sugar and start drinking.

THE WIRE - STEADY MOBBIN'

"its better to be judged by 12 than carried by six" seemed to be the words of the weekend in the news.

1. Friendship Village sounds like a weird place to have a shooting..... That is until you find out it is in KCMO.

2. KCMO violence is starting to spill into the burbs of Mo. This time it was two people shot in Blue Springs.

3. Lawrence, Ks returns back to its thugish ways when two people don't get it their way in a BK parking lot.

4. You know your gangster when you pull a gun on a an old dude that can't leave his bed.

5. KCMO Shooters Hit 4 and kill 2.

6. Independence gets into the game with yet another homicide.

HIP HOP FLASHBACK - FUNK FLEX & BUCKSHOT

HIP HOP FLASHBACK - House of Pain

QUICK HITS - I WILL SAVE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY

I had a dream last night that inolved me walking through America like that dude in Kung Fu spreading the good word of conservatism and crushing pinko commie bastards like grapes.


1. Health Care providers and insures need to be afraid, very afraid.


2. I mentioned this last week but it seems to be picking up some more steam. Emperor Obama doesn't want private citizens to give to charity because it would diminish the governments role of mommy and daddy.


3. How many thousands of dollars is Bama wasitng to trash a radio show host? Is that what this country needs to be spending its time and money on right now?


4. The Central Bank of America refuses to tell us where the money went. I don't understand this at all. It is our money, it is our bank who the Hell are they to tell us NO.


5. If you vacation at a place famous for group sex and nudism what the hell did you expect?


6. Obama gives British Leader a Netflix subscription to show his gratitude toward our greatest friend.


7. WE MUST KILL ALL "BURPING" WORMS TO SAVE THE PLANET! GO NOW AND KILL!


8. The largest employer of KCMOSD Grads is closing its doors for awhile.


9. The Religous Right in Kansas block the selling of real beer in grocery stores etc... Thanks Bastards! I am glad that the government is able to dictate our behaviors once again......


10. Screw it it's too nice out.

WHAT DO CHAVEZ AND OBAMA HAVE IN COMMON?

They are both for the Nationalization and Ruining of American Businesses.

RANDOM QUESTISON

Which is Dropping faster?

a. The Stock Market

or

b Life expectancy in KCMO's East Side.

TOUGH TIMES?

Unless you work for the government and have tax payers money to spend

DISTURBING NEWS PIC OF THE DAY

This picture was part of a slide show that discussed the chimp attack a couple of weeks ago. Can someone please tell me why there is a naked guy smiling behind the freaking chimp!

Sharon Sanders Brooks

PLEASE GO AWAY. Why is it that you must bring the revealing clothing that women wear into the dress code debate? What did the men of the metro ever do to you?

If this keeps up the P&L District will soon be known as the Bannister Mall district.....

KCMO NEVER LETS ME DOWN

When a cop gets carjacked it says an awful lot about your city.

A DRIVE BY IN BROAD DAYLIGHT! DAMN

With all the bad aim that has been plaguing the East Side lately the guy that did this shooting has got to be from out of town or fresh out of jail.

Anyway you look at it there is another life or possibly three lost thanks to KCMO's inability to recognize the gang problem that exist in the community.

The news tonight will surely(thats not my name) have a story about retaliation from the other side.

SOCIALIST SEAL OF AMERICA

IT HAS BEEN REVEALED

LIBERALS ARE UGLY PEOPLE -WAR ON BARBIE

That is the only reason they want to ban Barbie Dolls. That's right folks, BARBIE DOLLS