Wednesday, March 18, 2009

IF YOU LIKE TO STEAL STUFF


Find out when this Nebraska "cop" has a shift and have at it. The only thing this guy can catch is diabetes.

5 FINGERS TO THE FACE

WHO SAW THIS COMING?


I am sure that you (the informed readers of this blog) are as shocked as I am that this idiot is failing. He had such a great track record coming into office........

US SOLUTIONS TO HEALTH CARE FOUND IN GAMBIA


To be honest with you I thought that "Witch Doctors" left after the last episode of Gilligans Island which is why this story kicks ass. In a world in which we have crackberries, laptops, hd tvs, Ipods and MRI's it is good to see some good old fashion potion drinking.

IRISH RULE


Take note Kansas City. On the biggest drinking and partying day of the year in KC there were no shootings or stabbings.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

DON'T PICTURE HER NAKED!


“It’s fine to talk about love publicly. But I think when you talk about virginity and sex publicly, people just automatically picture you naked," ...Taylor Swift from Fox News story

Well WHAT THE HELL does that statement make you think of?

QUICK HITS - CADENCE TO ARMS


GIVE US GREEN HISTORY MONTH OR GIVE US DEATH!

1. Iowa Senator gets just a tad bit violent about AIG. Hey Chuck, you wrote the bill you moron. You can't change it after the fact.

2. Obama hates the military so much that he plans on charging those who were injured in combat for their medical treatment. WHO THE HELL DOES THIS CRAP?

3. Pelosi wants to bail out liberal media that nobody reads. Wise investment dumb ass.

4. The pope doesn't think that condoms are the answer to preventing AIDS... What the hell is he for? Wrapping your junk in rosary beads?

5. The IRA took a break but are now back and what the Brits out of their country.

6. The President of Madagascar is stepping down...Which one was he? The Zebra or the Lion?

7. It scares me to think what A Rod would do to himself if he was more flexible.

8. Egypt to open crappy pyramid to the public.

9. 50 million dollars to have your face and hands ripped off by a pet chimp? Im not sure that 50million would come close to covering that crap.

10. Clarence Thomas blasts you lazy ass socialist.

HOP

DO YOU LOVE YOUR WIFE?


DROPKICK MURPHYS

NEW REALITY SHOW?????????????


Monday, March 16, 2009

THE COLITIS HOUR


Shannon and Parks need to change their weekly segment with the Mayor into the COLITIS HOUR. Because nobody talks more bullsh*t than him.

For now on I will be referring to the mayor of KCMO as COLITIS.

QUICK HITS - KISS MY IRISH ASS


Remember that no matter how hard you try tomorrow you will never be Irish.

1. Thanks to the littering by the United States in space, Aliens will soon end up drowning in space.

2. A mayor that doesn't like bloggers? Weird.

3. Conn. cops chase cock.

4.
"Investigators have information to suggest the woman cooked pieces of her murdered friend and ate them," AWESOME!

5. Getting shot in the stomach by an arrow in NYC has gotta suck. The last time this took place the United States was ruled by a king as well.

6. One more thing for your wife to bitch about............

7. Don Imus has cancer.

8. Another Tea Party was thrown to protest the extremist regime that duped lemmings into voting for the communist party.

9. An NWA biopic could be coming to a theater near you.

10. Another WWF wrestler dies. RIP to TEST.

SCOTT PARKS HASN'T A CLUE


If you listen to this ass clown discuss the economy, politics, sports, media or weather you have noticed what an idiot his guy is. "The economy isn't effecting me so it cant be that bad" Are you freaking kidding me?

Scott, please switch political parties, you are just a pretend Republican as is and our party is already full of douche bags.

KCMO NEVER LETS ME DOWN


Here I was thinking that we got through the weekend without a dead body turning up. Well not 1 and not 2 and not 3 BUT 4 dead bodies found in one KCMO apartment. That has gotta help them with leasing.