Monday, March 30, 2009
UNEARTH HOUR
I have decided to start fighting back about the carbon worshiping idiots of this country. Since one hour was suppose to help the planet so much (what a joke) then lets flip the script on these hairy armpit chicks. I give you UNEARTH HOUR. For one hour every month we will do all that we can do to show the brainless drones on the left that a cow can fart and the planet will still be hear.
So for one hour I want you to do the following
1. Start your car and let it run. Roll the windows down and crank up the AC.
2. Light a charcoal grill in the backyard and throw on some chemicaly enhanced cow meat.
3. Turn all the lights in your house on. And then sit out on the deck.
4. Even if you don't smoke, light up a big fat Cigar.
5. Turn on the plasma screen and leave the room.
BATTERED WOMEN HAVE A NEW ROLE MODEL
Rihanna is letting all the chicks in America know that getting their ass's kicked everyday by the bf or husband that it is ok. Way to make a stand!
DOPEMAN, DOPEMAN
Ah, Joe Biden has got to be a proud parent today. But seriously, can you blame the gal? If that dumb ass was my dad I would probably be on cocaine too. Hell that might be the only way to understand what the hell he is trying to say.
THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP
There was something for everyone in the wire today. 1. KCMO Killers work 24 hours a day. Lucky for this guy that the overnight crew has bad aim.
2. The economy is starting to effect the loot of Lawrence stick up men.
3. Bank robbers hit a triple on Saturday morning.
4. KCMO residents never know what they will find in their yards in the morning. Dead bodies seem to be the norm though.
5. Another bar shooting in Lawrence.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
TURNING LEFT
Why is it so difficult for you idiots to turn left when two lanes have the arrow? Why do you insist in crossing over into the other lane as if it didn't exist? The best part is when I blow the horn to wake your ignorant ass up and you get pissed at me.
And another thing, PEOPLE NEED TO AVOID MISSION ROAD AT ALL COSTS! There are more old drivers on that stretch of road than anywhere in the metro. These bastards are dangerous.
I am a firm believer that there should be intelligence test given for you to drive and vote.
QUICK HITS - RE-UP
You can all relax. I am back today to infrom, guide, find and alert you to what is going on in the world today. I know that many of you with ADD were forced to read long rants by some bloggers that could of been summed up in 2 or 3 sentences. I apologize. I am back on my JOCO corner slanging conservatism to all you addicts.
1. Dumb is being investigated by Dumber.
2. Obamas Aunt is fighting the fact that she shouldn't be in this country. Can we please remove her from the welfare list of our country? Why the hell are my tax dollars going to buy her illegal ass Gov Cheese and Peanut Butter?
3. How does one get charged with child porn when its their body that they are taking pictures of? Are they going to remove all the mirrors from her house too?
4. Obamas compassion has no limits. Instead of helping his hut living brother out he ditches his ass and lets him catch cholera.
5. Could you imagine the fat ass city employees of KCMO going without an elevator?
6. Pakistanis make crappy allies.
7. British Scientist are spending their time finding a cure for being gay.....
8. Russian models are hot. That is all.
9. GPS replaces common sense for some.
10. Applebees sucks no matter what city you are in .
THE WIRE - THE WAY OF THE GUN
I would like to take this time to remind the drive by shooters of the metro that they are not allowed to cross 119th street. This rule benefits both parties. 1. We the people of SOJOCO don't have to worry about getting shot while sleeping. 2. If you shoot people or at people North of 119th street the police really don't care. That is all.
1. Shots fired at a house on 157th street. That's right, 157tth street. Time to form a posse.
2. Cops shoot man on Charlotte
3. Anyone else find it funny that an inner city apartment complex is called Homestead? KCMO man shot and killed on his homestead.
4. KCMO thieves like cheap ass phones. after he attempts to go Menace II Society on them. Oh yeah, the dude died.
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