Wednesday, April 01, 2009

GUNS FOR DRUGS


It appears that Mexico is going to put to an end our Guns for Drugs program. If these bastards are going to smuggle drugs into our country the least we can do is arm them so they can kill each other. THIS IS NOT FREE TRADE!

MILEY JAILBAIT - WHAT HAPPENED TO 16 WILL GET YOU 20


QUICK HITS - CELEBS HATE AMERICAS POOR CHILDREN


Man today was a rough day for kids in America. I find it funny that people want to blame TV, Movies and MUSIC for the violence acts that the youth in the country when the real violence that they are seeing is at home, at school or in the neighborhood.

1.
Ask an illegal alien from Mexico if they receive the same treatment as Obamas Aunt. SEND HER ASS HOME!

2. Orphaned children living in the United States are left wondering why Madonna hates them..

3. Salesman in Texas rapes 78 year old woman......

4. Was it take your daughter to work day in Washington?

5. Salem Mother decides that her child no longer needed cancer meds. The 9 year old is now dead.

6. Brittney Spears continues her return to dominance by posing nearly nude in ads showing off her new and improved body.

7. Penn Jillete calls out Obama

8. It seems that the only subject being taught at Oprahs school in Africa is Sex Ed. Maybe the poor people of Chicago should be happy that she skipped them and went there.

9. Will Zoo officials blame the pollution in STL on the death of this polar bear? One down 60,000 to go..

10. Medical experts don't understand why cases of the Flue were down in Missouri this year. WELL MAYBE it is because people aren't working so it isn't being spread at the work place

UMKC BAILS OUT KCMOSD


UMKC has decided to sponsor the opening of 3 new charter schools in an effort to combat the ineffective KCMOSD. It's sad that there is even the need for charter schools in KCMO.

YOU NO LONGER HAVE A VOICE

GITMO SOON TO BECOME VACATION SPOT


If Miss Universe likes it then surely it is good enough to house people that want to kill Americans by the thousands...

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BASTARD!

QUICK HITS - YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF WELFARE WHORES


Let's face it, we are all a bunch of Welfare Hoes. The only difference is that some will drop to their knees for a lower price. Yes, crackheads from the projects are basically the same as you bail out money grabbers on Wall Street and Main Street. Personally I prefer the crackhead over the wall street prick, they are cheaper and funnier than a wall street stiff.

1. This link is the most pathetic yet tellling sign that we have entered into the ultimate big brother state. I can't wait to get my free Kleenex in my rescue kit!

2. It makes sense that a man that never fired a weapon in Vietnam (yet claimed to) would be in favor of taking away your guns.

3. NOW ITS A DISEASE TO BE SUCCESFUL!

4. Teacher starves her cats to death and faces Felony Charges. Does Florida have tougher laws for animal abuse or for sexual predators?

5. Fox News wants to know if you like old chicks or young chicks. Let me ask you this, do you like your new laptop or your apple IIc? Holy obvious results batman, the newer models of anything are always better than the older versions.

6. Cities where liberalism flourishes are going to be ghost towns once these tax plans take shape.

7. Kansans everywhere are glad that this chick is no longer a local problem.

8. Big Mac Madness. Poor bastard had to get home and feed his wives.

9. Vaginismus?

10. Barney Frank has to be licking his chops after reading this story.

KCMO NEVER LETS ME DOWN


I would like to thank the people of KCMO for once again not letting me down. This morning in the"Wire" section of the blog I noted that there was still time for dead bodies to surface.........thanks.

OBAMAS WIFE SWAP


How long will it be before the emperor decides that the wealthy and good looking should not be allowed to have all the beautiful women? When will the redistribution of attractive women begin? SOJOCO residents need to hide their wives before an Acorn rep comes to your house, snatches her and ships her ass off to KCK. What you get in return is a washed up stripper with stretch marks smoking nonfiltered cigs, sporting a feMullet with a PBR tanktop.

It would be like swapping Carrie Underwood out for Courtney Love.

ASHLEY TISDALE HOT ?

HONDA FORGETS LIBERALS


I have to hand it to Honda for creating a technology that some Americans can't use. It's a good thing that they will soon be driving GM's.

TUESDAYS WITH DAVE

"She did not realize she was being captured on cell phone"


YEAH RIGHT! This chick got embarrassed and is now going to take down all those involved.

THE WIRE - SCREW OLATHE


This is pathetic! How is it that a WT suburb town out performs KCK & KCMO in overnight crime? What a freaking joke! I am sure that there are some corpses that havent been found yet but still!

Olathe continues to spiral around the toilet bowl.