This beats the hell out of the Beer Cart Girl. WAY TO GO PV.
Monday, April 20, 2009
QUICK HITS - WATER BOARDING TOURNAMENT SATURDAY
This Saturday I will be holding the first annual SOJOCO water boarding tournament,. We will be using the 2008 CIA rules so that means no goggles or nose plugs. Trophies will be handed out to 2nd and 3rd place(because 1st place will probably be dead). If you are interested please email waterboardingkicksass@yahoo.com
1. Will the other side of the CIA memos be released or will Obama continue to give us half truths?
2. Axlerod lives in Wonka Land if he believes half the crap that comes out of his mouth. HEY JACKASS! Your puppet is AntiAmerican, lets fix that first before we worry about others.
3. Overweight individuals need to start hiding in attics before Obama sends his Acorn army out to round you up. According to the Emperors government you are endangering the lives of us all. This will be his first act as World Leader.
4. When the AP goes after Obama you know he is in trouble.
5. Miss California gets passed over because she is against gay marriage.
6. Lindsey Lohan will be appearing topless in Vegas...............Cya
7. Is it news when an Ethiopian and a Kenyan win the Boston Marathon? Tell me when some pasty Irishman from South Boston wins it.
8. Photos of the Craigslist Hooker killer have been released. TIP: If you don't want to be killed by this then don't whore yourself out.
9. The people that live East of 54th street in KCK have got to love the Giagantic water park and development dollars for the new water park. Of course they will be loving it from their condemend homes surrounded by Barb Wire and Pit Bulls.
10. WTF is family week? And do we really need a week for it? Stupid Hippies!
ENTERCOM CONTINUES ITS SLIDE
Not only does Entercom own a sports radio station that gets beat monthly by the mexian bingo number reading channel but now KMBZ is in trouble. I get that Matt Elder had to go, that guy had a voice made for the newspaper and the personality of a salted slug but the others?
Here is a hint, move Darla to drive time and carry Mark Levine live. By doing this you will free up some money that you can spend on improving your news staff. Seriously, what do Shannon and Parks contribute except for the rehashing on the Limbaugh show and promotion of Rukus.
MISS AMERICA
I can't believe that we actually have a decent looking chick repping our country.
Cali chicks have got nothing on Southern Girls.
Cali chicks have got nothing on Southern Girls.
UNION WORKERS TAKE IT IN REAR
No I am not talking about Government Motors or the economy. The people that are responsible for these massive cutbacks are non other than the Union Leaders. Way to drive compensation up so high that US automakers cant compete!
There are going to be a lot of $80 per hour button pushers filling out McDonalds applications pretty soon. Be proud Union Leaders, Be Proud.
THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP
Gangs bangers wear panchos? One would have to assume so after reading THE WIRE today. We got shootings, ho smacking, stabbings and found bodies. If you are reading this from your home congratulations, you made it through another weekend. If you are reading this from the hospital then learn to duck.
1. There is no such thing as a natural death in KCMO so don't fall for the attempt at stat cooking.
2. KCK's Argentine district joins in on the fun.
3. How does a conversation go after you get shot in KCMO "Hey do you want me to call the ambo or should we just check ourselves in?" Good lord. Note: If I get shot I want my ass life flighted, screw the ambulance and driving myself.
4. Kansas City was once known for its beautiful blvds. Now we know them as killing fields.
5. The violence in this college town is out of control. There were more stabbings in Lawrence this weekend than K State
victories in Hoops in the past 20 years(in Lawrence).
6. East Side religious leader reaches back and smacks a Ho. Even the Pastors in the inside are freaking gangsters.
Sunday, April 19, 2009
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