I have been waiting for this. Now we can watch our local media outlets make ass's of themselves with the OCD coverage we will be hit with. Maybe Katie Horner will deploy Virus Scan Radar so that she can cover the spread of the virus in real time.
The only thing worst than actually going to the Brooksider is attending the Brookside Art Fair. The number of Emo Douches attending this thing is going to be through the roof.
If you are looking for a quick buck just set up a razor blade stand at the front gate.