QUICK HITS - WHAAAAA!!!

Obama has been in office for 101 days and the liberals are crying now more than before. They haven't even packed up their hanging Bush dolls and piss bombs yet and they are complaining that the rest of us aren't following thier christ blindly like they are. There is a certain satisfaction one gets at seeing liberal bloggers and pundits shrivel up and cry. Buck up little ladies and pull the sand out of your clits. Things will get better in 2 years.

1. A woman that believes that size does matter, especially 3 inches.

2. I guess the code name "Charlie" was pretty accurate for McGillis.

3. I guess the new administration really thought that Club Gitmo was a resort.

4. Why is it that these liberal attorneys attatched to the Clintons keep showin gup dead? Just how many secrets are out there that we still dont know about?

5. If your old ass needs a freaking Garmin to navigate the grocery store do us all a favor and stay home. If you cant push a cart dont get behind the freaking wheel.

6 . Kansas City Vetrans are getting free cocaine injections at the VA hospital (no joke). I think that this is the only way that they can get troops to fight for Obama.

7. You know social security sucks when old ass women story cutting up bricks.

8. Socialist Leaders in Washington need to be drug tested asap.

9. What is the deal with European Leaders and Crusades?

10. I am sure that the former gov of Kansas is an expert on Swine Flu after one day on her job.

GUEST BLOGGER - ANGELO MINO

Those of you that attended the JCCC tea party will remember the speech that this man gave. It was so inspirational that I had to track him down and have him become a contributor. He sees this country from a way that those of us born in this country can't.
Enjoy,
JOCOSOB

After learning that more republicans are planning to change of aisles in the Congress and in the House. I do believe this story will make us understand why we need to be more vigilant of the democrat party's intentions on bringing socialism to our country.

Mr. Obama was happy to bow to a King, and to embrace to all the socialist presidents, the same presidents desirous to destroy our country. He was thankful of receiving a book that talks the worse thinks about our system from the same person that weeks ago call him a "stupid American president".

As far back as I can remember the USA Commander in Chief bows to nobody! and our Flag will never touch the ground...Well by embracing the socialist south American president and easing the restrictions on Cuba our president put our flag on the group and step on it.

American brothers and sisters do not quit! We need to be a strong vigilantes of our country, It is up to us because it looks like nobody else cares. Please enjoy the story on how to catch wild pigs.

Angelo H Mino

Catching Wild Pigs
A chemistry professor in a large college had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the Professor noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back, and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting Communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new Communist government.

In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked, 'Do you know how to catch wild pigs?' The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line.. The young man said this was no joke. 'You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence. They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in The last side. The pigs, which are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat; you slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd. Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity. 

The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening to America. The government keeps pushing us toward socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc..

While we continually lose our freedoms -- just a little at a time. One should always remember: There is no such thing as a free lunch! Also, a politician will never provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself. Also, if you see that all of this wonderful government 'help' is a problem confronting the future of democracy in America; you might want to send this on to your friends. If you think the free ride is essential to your way of life then you will probably delete this email, but God help you when the gate slams shut! Just maybe you will be able to tell who is about to slam the gate on America. 'A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson

PANDEMIC vs COLD BLOODED MURDER

I have to applaud you lemmings for overreacting to this "pandemic". The chances of you dying from this crap are slim to none, yet you want to seal the border, create new health agencies and hide out in fall out shelters. Yesterday I heard tales of local restaurants handing out Purel to all the tables and local parents keeping their kids from school. The ef

Imagine if you morons reacted the same way to each killing that happened in the Metro area. Last time I checked NOBODY in the area has died from getting the sniffles yet in KCMO alone this year nearly 40 people have been murdered in cold blood.

When will you idiots get a clue?

FAKE NEWS STATION IN TROUBLE

It appears that Obama TV is having a little financial trouble. The next tingle up Chis Mathews leg will be because a homeless guy is urinating on his box.

SWAGGA IS THE WORD OF THE DAY

SWAGGA WITH NO TACT

First they scare the crap out of people with a low flying jet over Manhattan and NOW they are telling you to take cover or you will die. These idiots are dangerous.

IT'S NAP

Another day another F' Up by the person that can't afford to do so. I guess it will take Americans loosing their lives due to one of her mistakes before she gets the boot.

I WENT TO VALVOLINE

Like most people south of 135th street I dont change my own oil. I figure if you break down my earnings to an hourly rate and then apply that rate to the time it takes to change the oil that I am actually saving myself money by paying someone else to do it.

So I go to Valvoline and it comes time for them to give the full press on the additional services that they recommend and it gets to the air filter. The guy doing the sales job to me told me that by changing my air filter I will be helping the environment...... I told him that I didn't give a crap about the environment and after he finished laughing he said that he didn't either but they get a lot of single women that actually believe that they are doing the environment a favor by changing this.

The reason I tell you this is to inspire you to be honest about your antigreen beliefs. Don't be afraid to tell people that you don't believe the global warming hype. The look on their face at first is freaking priceless.

DAMN

HOLY WT CRIME SPREES BATMAN!

The list of stuff the stole is right out of the WT starter kit.

GUEST POSTER - BILL THE PAINTER

As promised here is another one of my guest posters that will be appearing weekly. Bill is not much of a political pundit(we have enough of those) but he brings some great insight into other everyday things. Please Enjoy.
JOCOSOB

In This Economy?

Yep, how many times have you heard that? How many times have you SAID that? It’s getting a little old, I know. It almost seems like we need to do things differently than we did before. I don’t know if that’s true or not, but maybe we can reevaluate some of the things in our lives.

If you were looking for something political here…..sorry! Not gonna do it!

First of all, let me thank JOCOSOB for letting me help out a little here. My name is Bill, also known as “Bill the Painter.” That’s the name of my blog here on blogspot. I own a painting, siding and window company here in Kansas City. I have been in the home improvement industry for nearly 20 years. Yeah, I know…I don’t look that old! My guest columns are going to be home improvement related, not necessarily political. Thanks for reading and watch for me each week, usually on Wednesday.

Back to “this economy.” There are many of us who, for one reason or another, are cutting back on things. This is all good and fine. Heck, we may all learn a little from the experience. I will say that one place you should NOT CUTBACK is you home’s maintenance. Sure, we would all like to move to a bigger home, maybe a newer home, condo or something else. Since that isn’t always possible, why not “Love the one you’re with?”

Home improvement can take many forms! Sure, painting your home is a great way to freshen it up, increase your curb appeal. It also helps protect your investment. Usually your home is the biggest investment in your portfolio, it will always be worth something! A typical home in the Kansas City area should be painted every 5 to 7 years. I don’t care what “warranty” is placed on a can of paint, it won’t last 25 years! Ok it may, but you certainly won’t like the way it looks!

Spring is a great time to get outside and take a look at the condition of your home. Is the paint peeling? Fading? How about your siding and windows? Look for rotting wood, bowing siding, missing window glazing. You’ll see it. Rot needs to be addressed sooner rather than later. It’s a fungus that will do nothing but spread, doing more damage as time goes on.

Ok, so you’ve figured out that you need some work done…now what? Grab the Yellow pages and find a painter? You COULD to that, but how do you choose? Not all painters are created equal! Its one thing to paint a house, but taking care of the rot issues takes a certain skill set that not all painters have. Just as most carpenters aren’t good painters. You should really check out the Better Business Bureau. They are unbiased and honest. Most reliable painters are on there and are rated according to people’s experiences. You owe it to yourself to do your due diligence!

What should you look for in a painting contractor? I’m glad you asked! After you checked them out with the BBB, call the ones that you are interested in working with. Don’t just let them come by and put a bid in the door! MEET WITH THEM! How do they know what you are looking for? How do you know they are what YOU are looking for? Just make sure you tell all the contractors the same thing so they are all bidding on the same project.
What should their proposal include? It should include all labor AND materials for one thing. Any painter that wants you to supply the paint should be disqualified immediately! If they can’t buy paint, it’s probably because they have no credit and owe the paint store a LOT of money! Not cool! It should include a detailed description of the prep work and painting to be done. The price for the painting should also be firm. A good painter knows what it will take to paint a home. You should not be penalized if he doesn’t include enough paint to complete the job. References! Don’t just ask for them…call them! Sure, the painter will give you favorable ones, but you should ask the reference if they were happy with the project and most importantly: Would you hire this person again? Insurance! This is the most important item of all! Make sure the painter is covered for general liability and worker’s compensation insurance. It is your responsibility to make sure you are protected. Many painters use subcontractors. Make sure THEY are covered as well. Some work comp policies exclude subcontractors. Don’t hesitate to call their insurance carrier. Still awake? Good!

Payment terms. This is a tough one. I usually require full payment on completion. I have credit with my suppliers and may not get the bill until after your project is complete. It is very rare for me to ask for a deposit for a residential paint project. Siding and windows are a different story! If they require a deposit, only give it the day the work begins. Why do they need your money weeks before your project starts? To guarantee a spot on their schedule? Please…. If they don’t trust you, maybe you shouldn’t trust them. Pay only when you are satisfied with the finished product. They are less likely to come back and take care of you once they have your money. Thankfully, we are not all like that.

Conclusion. Ok, by now you are really interested or really bored! Thanks for reading this and staying awake. Your questions, suggestions and criticisms are always welcome! Feel free to comment here, I will read them. If you have specific subjects you would like to see discussed here, just let me know. You can always visit my home at Bill The Painter.com

THE WIRE - SPECIAL EDITION

Dear criminals of KCMO,
Congratulations on your recent victory at city hall. Apparently the lobbyist that you hired did his job right and actually got the violent city of KCMO to reduce the number of officers on the street. What is more impressive is that this was done right after one of the most violent years in KCMO history. So enjoy! Sell your drugs, do your drive by shootings, armed robberies, stabbings, rape and murders knowing that the chances of you getting caught have significantly decreased.

As a resident of JOCO I would like to thank the leadership of KCMO for making thier city more attracitve for criminals to work in. Thank You!

MAXIM COVERS

THE GREATEST SPORT EVER

How about a team from this league for a Sprint Center Anchor Tenant?

and yes they have trading cards

KCMOSD GUILTY OF RACISM?

I am sure that they aren't trying to target a Black Superintendent it just always seems to end up that way.