SHAKIRA GOES PORN IN VIDEO

LIL CEASE

Be on the look out for the mix tape dropping next month!

RUTHLESS villain

Pelosi believes that MC REN is in charge of all insurance companies.

Keep in mind this elitist chick is completely out of touch with us. When was the last time that Pelosi actually used our insurance?

ERIN ANDREWS HAS TO CALL 911

Unless these bastards can bring us higher quality pictures they should leave the poor girl alone and act like they have seen an attractive woman before.

QUEENS BEER GARDEN STORY

QUICK HITS - THE SAGA CONTINUES

Man, you take a day off from blogging and the emails pour in. Unfortunately a lot of the stuff you sent me has all ready been played out, sorry. I have however found 10 gems that are quick hit worthy for you today along with a bunch of other crap that you wont find elsewhere without having to go through research paper length posts about the subject.

Conservatism, Entertainment, Music & News for the A.D.D. Crowd.

1. I think the real question here is weather or not the horse said no or not.

2. Jersey blogger that says he wanted to kill 3 judges says that he is an FBI informant. Question, Is there anyone in Jersey that ISN'T an FBI snitch?

3. Michael Jackson can't even die normally. Do we really care where his 40lb skeleton is? I bet bubbles ate his ass.

4. Obama isn't serving domestic beer at his race baiting beer binge.

5. Dan Rather continues to be a joke. Begging he president to save liberal journalist?

6. WHOLE FOODS HAS BEEN RIPPING YOU OFF! LMAO!

7. I REPEAT, ORGANIC FOOD IS NOT ANY HEALTHIER! hehehehe

8. Ian Plimer calls out global warming dorks "New religion of urban elitist".

9. An American Idol contract is being compared to slavery...................

10. Jersey Mafia hit????????????

GIRLS OF ENTOURAGE

In a world of crap news the good people at askmen have a story worth reading.
THE TOP TEN GIRLS OF ENTOURAGE

JESSICA SIMPSON ENGAGED

5K RING? Have they not seen the recent pictures? They could of got her for a casio watch and a generic twinkie.

Ninja Assassin trailer

WOMEN IN KC ARE GETTING BEAT UP

BY THEIR FREAKING SPOUSES! We all know that only a real man can smack the hell out of a woman. Most well adjusted and accomplished men typically smack their wife at least 12 times a week.

Chicken S****s! What excuse is there for this?

THE WIRE - KETCHUP

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood a beautiful day in the neighborhood. That is until you get shot, stabbed are attacked with a hatchet!

KCK/KCMO continue to be crap holes.


1. Hiding in the corner and closing your eyes wont prevent your ass from getting jacked in the East Side.

2. The East Side doubles down on attempted murder this morning.

3. Hallway shooting in East Side Projects ruin carpet and add to death count.

4. If ever there was a photo of a Pedobastard it is this sickos picture. Holy crap!

5. 12th and central isn't the most picturesque place to be killed.

FLAVA IN YOUR EAR

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

"Missing Barefoot Smithville Boy Found Safe"
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY HIM BEING BAREFOOT IS SO FREAKING IMPORTANT???????

I can only run this headline because thankfully the little dude is back home.
Thank god he is safe.

She's gone from suck to blow.

Does the KC Star have any talent left? Thank you for running a story on air guitar that I brought up a couple of weeks ago. The paper of record? Only if that record is an ancient 45.

Twilight Hype?

Can someone please tell me what the big deal with this Twilight crap? Haven't we done enough crap about Vampires in the past 100 years? Does this movie shed some new light on mythical creatures?