Sunday, August 23, 2009
THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP
You knew that with the great weather we had this weekend that KCMO and KCK would go crazy and judging by the stories below their aim improved. I was pretty sure that last weeks candlelight march didn't work nor did praying on Sunday. It appears that city officials and residents are dead set on letting this genocide continue in their own backyard.
A perfect example of how clueless the Chief of Police in Kansas City is on fighting crime can be found in this story that took place on Friday before all hell broke loose this weekend. Yes, while gangsters, dealers and stick up kids are loading their weapons and plotting their next move KCMO cops are holding meetings with citizens. The effectiveness of this meeting can be found below.
1. Soccer fans take a good look at your new hood. Shot to the head. And you crazy bastards thought driving home from Starlight was dangerous, just wait...........
2. East Side Tummy Tuck - 5 bullets to the gut.
3. KCK is a great place to live...errr die. One dead and another wounded in "gods country".
4. It appears that the life expectancy in East KC is aprox 25 years. This poor bastard was found dead in his tomb.
5. I had to check this one out a few times to make sure it wasn't the same as #1. Turns out ANOTHER teen took a bullet to the head.
A perfect example of how clueless the Chief of Police in Kansas City is on fighting crime can be found in this story that took place on Friday before all hell broke loose this weekend. Yes, while gangsters, dealers and stick up kids are loading their weapons and plotting their next move KCMO cops are holding meetings with citizens. The effectiveness of this meeting can be found below.
1. Soccer fans take a good look at your new hood. Shot to the head. And you crazy bastards thought driving home from Starlight was dangerous, just wait...........
2. East Side Tummy Tuck - 5 bullets to the gut.
3. KCK is a great place to live...errr die. One dead and another wounded in "gods country".
4. It appears that the life expectancy in East KC is aprox 25 years. This poor bastard was found dead in his tomb.
5. I had to check this one out a few times to make sure it wasn't the same as #1. Turns out ANOTHER teen took a bullet to the head.
Friday, August 21, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
QUICK HITS - TGIF
Make sure you punch the first person that says "thank god it's Friday"
1. Have Global Warming freaks changed religions?
2. One of the worlds biggest terrorist gets freed and then gets a heroes welcome!
3. Yes it IS POSSIBLE to be a douche bag on facebook. CNN has a story about the 12 most annoying types of FBers.
4. Their country is full of murders, corruption and pollution and plastic bags are to blame.
5. This chick has done some serious studying on umm well.....
6. Bronx kid bounces after 7 story fall.
7. I don't understand why this type of gambling is illegal.
8. If you are looking to arrest a Mexican drug lord you typically think of looking in Brooklyn right?
9. With 20,000 crminals hitting the streets you jus tknow that LA is going to be crazy.
10. 17 year old girl went KCMO on 3o people over the past 2 years.
1. Have Global Warming freaks changed religions?
2. One of the worlds biggest terrorist gets freed and then gets a heroes welcome!
3. Yes it IS POSSIBLE to be a douche bag on facebook. CNN has a story about the 12 most annoying types of FBers.
4. Their country is full of murders, corruption and pollution and plastic bags are to blame.
5. This chick has done some serious studying on umm well.....
6. Bronx kid bounces after 7 story fall.
7. I don't understand why this type of gambling is illegal.
8. If you are looking to arrest a Mexican drug lord you typically think of looking in Brooklyn right?
9. With 20,000 crminals hitting the streets you jus tknow that LA is going to be crazy.
10. 17 year old girl went KCMO on 3o people over the past 2 years.
KC BLOGGING SAY WHAT?
The state of Kansas City Bloggers? WTF is this crap. At first when I saw the link over at Tonys blog I thought it was a joke but I clicked on the link and I eventually ended up at the KC STAR. How funny is that? Hipster emo burnouts working for print media talking about people that they despise.
Don't worry about the state of Kansas City blogger, instead you should be worrying about the demise of your paper and the utter failure of your Pitch wannabe site. And if you do try and cover such an uninteresting topic you MIGHT want to throw in some blogs that actually make a difference and tell the story (that you fail to do) about life in the metro.
The state of Kansas City Blogging can be summed up in one word PATHETIC. There are maybe 10 blogs in this city worth reading, thats it.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
A GIMME
I will be looking forward to the future jokes involving Hurricane Bill.
If you need some help simply use the words Lewinsky, Blow, Bill
You are welcome
QUICK HITS - Did you stay dry?
Why do people insist on saying this on rainy days? Do you really care if I got a little wet today or do you lack the ability to carry on an interesting conversation? If I did get wet today what the hell are you going to do about it? Next time it rains and you are "that guy" call in sick so that you don't annoy the living hell out of others.
1. Bronx teen goes Freddy Kruger on his brothers and sisters.
2. Ugly Chick must prove that she/he is female to Olympic committee. THERE IS NO WAY THAT THIS IS A CHICK!
3. How screwed are parts of Jersey? Well this town wants to put a curfew on teens and ADULTS. lmao.
4. Sweet! You can now Tweet god. I doubt he will answer though, he still hasn't accepted my Face Book invite.
5. Weren't these guys just making fun of US health care? Nice showing Brits!
6. Italian Americans will now have a great place to visit in Bensonhurst.
7. Obama's redistribution of wealth is screwing over Auto Dealers.
8. I have no problem with a first lady wearing shorts. Having said that, Michelle Obama in shorts is nasty. Her thighs look like tree stumps.
9. Did god change his mind? And if so who did he tell?
10. You probably have cocaine in your wallet.
1. Bronx teen goes Freddy Kruger on his brothers and sisters.
2. Ugly Chick must prove that she/he is female to Olympic committee. THERE IS NO WAY THAT THIS IS A CHICK!
3. How screwed are parts of Jersey? Well this town wants to put a curfew on teens and ADULTS. lmao.
4. Sweet! You can now Tweet god. I doubt he will answer though, he still hasn't accepted my Face Book invite.
5. Weren't these guys just making fun of US health care? Nice showing Brits!
6. Italian Americans will now have a great place to visit in Bensonhurst.
7. Obama's redistribution of wealth is screwing over Auto Dealers.
8. I have no problem with a first lady wearing shorts. Having said that, Michelle Obama in shorts is nasty. Her thighs look like tree stumps.
9. Did god change his mind? And if so who did he tell?
10. You probably have cocaine in your wallet.
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