Wednesday, September 02, 2009
QUICK HITS -I'm not suppose to be here today
Since I am not suppose to be blogging tonight I am going to mail my little summary in. Read the below stories and yada yada yada.
1. There is something just wrong eating "Hubby, Hubby" cream............
2. The British government is playing god with the terminally ill.
3. Do college chicks with Swine Flu that are quarantined in their dorm room still have pillow fights in their panties?
4. Having a high temp could lead to a government invasion of your home..........
5. THESE DUTCH BASTARDS STOLE MY FREAKING IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. What is the deal with Obama and all of these damn Resets when he doesn't get his way or he F's something up? This isn't Kick Ball you freaking moron. You don't get to call for do overs..........
7. The UK will get rid of their douche bag before we get rid of ours! Damn Brits!
8. When hunting for people who like hookers and booze we send in our expert. Finally a job that Hillary is qualified for.
9. The more I read about these sick bastards the more I want them to die a slow painful death while listening to Michael Bolton.
10. TKC brings brainwashed pancake eaters to the blog world.
MILITANTS WITH ACCESS TO THE WHITE HOUSE
I do agree with him, after watching McCain win the nomination last year I believe that Republicans are A Holes. Thank God I am a conservative.
YOUR CROP REPORT
It looks like Meth will continue to be the #1 cash crop in Independence, Mo. Reasons for not going forward with this project included "kinds of people it would attract. You don't need to be a freaking Navajo Windtalker to crack that code.
Tuesday, September 01, 2009
QUICK HITS - ON THE RISE
While other bloggers fall to the wayside and give up the fight this blog continues to grow and pick up more readers. Thank you to all of you that recently subscribed to the feed and to those that link me. 10 stories worth talking about today at work or with the family.
1. 18 isn't enough? Does this woman think her womb is a school bus?
2. The douche bags at the World Wildlife Fund use 9-11 to pimp their organization in a totally classless way. Moving forward it is important that we remember this ad.
3. The State of New Hampshire tells parents how to educate their kids.
4. 21 year old dog dies which is 147 to you and me. Liberals say that the dog could of lived longer if the dog went to Cuban Vets........
5. DJ AM's final hours sucked. Poor bastard.
6. Queens rappers RUN DMC get street named after them.
7. Satan finds a job in advertising.
8. Would you sell a kidney for 20k? Sign me up!
9. Having just recently shifted all of my email accounts to GMAIL, today sucked!
10. By the end of the year you MIGHT be able to use the IPHONE with any service provider.
1. 18 isn't enough? Does this woman think her womb is a school bus?
2. The douche bags at the World Wildlife Fund use 9-11 to pimp their organization in a totally classless way. Moving forward it is important that we remember this ad.
3. The State of New Hampshire tells parents how to educate their kids.
4. 21 year old dog dies which is 147 to you and me. Liberals say that the dog could of lived longer if the dog went to Cuban Vets........
5. DJ AM's final hours sucked. Poor bastard.
6. Queens rappers RUN DMC get street named after them.
7. Satan finds a job in advertising.
8. Would you sell a kidney for 20k? Sign me up!
9. Having just recently shifted all of my email accounts to GMAIL, today sucked!
10. By the end of the year you MIGHT be able to use the IPHONE with any service provider.
GREEN ZONE OFFICE?
LMAO! Your city is full of corpses, your kids can't read, people can't work and the city is in a financial crisis so what do you do. GET FEDERAL DOLLARS FOR A GREEN ZONE OFFICE! Holy crap you dumb ass's crack me up.
THE WIRE - EVERYDAY STRUGGLE
It is always the same neighborhoods in this damn update. Can't drug dealers set up shop in Hallbrook? Slang a little heroine in the cul de sac. Drive by on the rivals over at the Links? Hell they have whores in those neighborhoods why not slanging and banging? Boring ass gated communities.
1. KCMO man tries to rekindle flame with his exwife by stabbing her new boyfriend and trying to abduct her and the kids. Will she take him back?
2. Robbing a DMV gets you what exactly? Olathe criminals are almost as ignorant as Olathe city counsel members.
3. Killing Hispanics in KCMO only gets you 5 years.
4. Lawrence Perv. On a side note, you never hear of women exposing themselves to teenage boys on playgrounds..
5. KCMO schools are being littered with flyers asking for help solving murders....Nice schools.
6. Pistol whipped, awesome. There aren't enough stories in the news about "pistol whipping"
7. Overland Park doesn't just hand over its money.
1. KCMO man tries to rekindle flame with his exwife by stabbing her new boyfriend and trying to abduct her and the kids. Will she take him back?
2. Robbing a DMV gets you what exactly? Olathe criminals are almost as ignorant as Olathe city counsel members.
3. Killing Hispanics in KCMO only gets you 5 years.
4. Lawrence Perv. On a side note, you never hear of women exposing themselves to teenage boys on playgrounds..
5. KCMO schools are being littered with flyers asking for help solving murders....Nice schools.
6. Pistol whipped, awesome. There aren't enough stories in the news about "pistol whipping"
7. Overland Park doesn't just hand over its money.
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