Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Monday, September 14, 2009
EIGHT GATED COMMUNITY OBSERVATIONS
1. If you have kids and don't work is it necessary to have a nanny and a maid? Seriously ladies, doesn't that just make you a whore? Don't go around telling people what a great mom you are when you spend less time with your kids than your husband that works 60 hours a week.
2. If you don't live on a golf course is it really necessary to own a golf cart just to drive 2 houses down?
3. Why do you complain about golf balls in your lawn WHEN YOU LIVE ON A Fing GOLF COURSE? That's like living in the east side of kcmo and complaining about shell casings in your drive way.
4. BMW motorcycles? Really? Does it have a cup holder for your Latte?
5. Dressing like your teenage daughter doesn't make you hip, it makes you look outdated and used. That's like putting leather seats in an old car and trying to pass it off as new.
6. You are not considered an outdoorsman just because your lake house doesn't have HD.
7. Do you really go to "The Club" for dinner when you have a 100k kitchen?
8. You have to sell your house, I dont.
2. If you don't live on a golf course is it really necessary to own a golf cart just to drive 2 houses down?
4. BMW motorcycles? Really? Does it have a cup holder for your Latte?
5. Dressing like your teenage daughter doesn't make you hip, it makes you look outdated and used. That's like putting leather seats in an old car and trying to pass it off as new.
6. You are not considered an outdoorsman just because your lake house doesn't have HD.
7. Do you really go to "The Club" for dinner when you have a 100k kitchen?
8. You have to sell your house, I dont.
THE WIRE - DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?
I am starting to believe that our gang bangers could actually break the murder record. I wonder if the chamber of commerce will mention that in their write up of the city. "Come to Kansas City, we are broke, spread out, our teams suck, our mayor and his wife are morons AND we now have set a new murder record".
1. Homeless food stamp using hooker kidnaps her 15 year old kid. I didn't know it was take your daughter to work day in KCMO?
2. Is there ever an East Side argument that doesn't end in someone getting shot?
3. East Side robbers turn chicken
4. When a 17 year old is carrying a 9mm and shoots a girl in the face how is that an accident? Seriously. He is 17 and has a freaking pistol! If it wasn't her it was going to be someone else.......
1. Homeless food stamp using hooker kidnaps her 15 year old kid. I didn't know it was take your daughter to work day in KCMO?2. Is there ever an East Side argument that doesn't end in someone getting shot?
3. East Side robbers turn chicken
4. When a 17 year old is carrying a 9mm and shoots a girl in the face how is that an accident? Seriously. He is 17 and has a freaking pistol! If it wasn't her it was going to be someone else.......
Sunday, September 13, 2009
JOCO OBSERVATIONS
It has recently come to my attention that there are those that live in the gated community world in SOJOCO that believe that I am in some way "with them". Not a chance. You folks could be the biggest douche bags in the metro. The only reason I don't blast your lame Buick driving ass's is because you are boring. You hang out with boring people and try to relive your college days every Friday & Saturday night by drinking imported beer and talking about your golf handicaps.
Don't think that just because I live amongst your ass's that I wont blast your ass's.
Don't think that just because I live amongst your ass's that I wont blast your ass's.
TRAGIC END FOR THE INNOCENT
There are far too many stories like this in the news nowadays. What is the deal here? Why do our women continue to be raped and slaughtered? Every freaking week there is a story like this in the news.
ACORN IDIOTS
Question: If the films showing Acorn officials trying to make prostitution legal are doctored then WHY were the employees fired? Unbelievable. ACORN officials are so use to dealing with mental midgets that they actually think that we are going to believe this crap.
AREN'T MOST SINGERS WHORES?
Some of the best pop singers that we have seen in recent times have all turned out to be whores, so why should we be surprised that Ashley Dupre is releasing a single? Madonna, Britney Spears, Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston etc.. all whores. The only difference is that they were singers first.
SERENA IS A DUDE
THE WIRE - SOCCER STADIUMS DON'T STOP BULLETS
While the Mayor and his" thing" are busy trying to figure out how they F'd up the soccer stadium, the rest of the metro still has to deal with the gang murders in the East Side. Pretty soon JOCO will have to start air dropping supplies into East Side housing projects so the innocent can survive. Here is your Wire Update for the past few days.
1. East Side shooters brought out their A game today. In a true display of urban warfare skills by local gang bangers 3 people were shot and 1 killed. Kids, this just goes to show you that with enough practice you can do anything.
2. KCK cops take the offensive and open fire on probable criminals.
3. KCMO residents should only be allowed in JOCO with work visas. Maybe then helpless women wont get robbed in our utopia.
4. I don't know why but "JOCO most wanted" just doesn't sound right.
5. Rip Van Hostage taker gets busted.
6. Equal rights for females in the East Side. Chick shot up.
7 . Bullets flying in another KCMO burb.
8. The drug biz in Lawrence gets 2 more shot.
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