Monday, September 14, 2009

EIGHT GATED COMMUNITY OBSERVATIONS

1.  If you have kids and don't work is it necessary to have a nanny and a maid?  Seriously ladies, doesn't that just make you a whore?  Don't go around telling people what a great mom you are when you spend less time with your kids than your husband that works 60 hours a week.

2.  If you don't live on a golf course is it really necessary to own a golf cart just to drive 2 houses down?

3.  Why do you complain about golf balls in your lawn WHEN YOU LIVE ON A Fing GOLF COURSE?  That's like living in the east side of kcmo and complaining about shell casings in your drive way.

4.  BMW motorcycles?  Really?  Does it have a cup holder for your Latte?

5.  Dressing like your teenage daughter doesn't make you hip, it makes you look outdated and used.  That's like putting leather seats in an old car and trying to pass it off as new.

6.  You are not considered an outdoorsman just because your lake house doesn't have HD.

7.  Do you really go to "The Club" for dinner when you have a 100k kitchen?

8. You have to sell your house, I dont.

REMEMBER WHAT YOU ARE WORKING FOR THIS WEEK.

THE WIRE - DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?

I am starting to believe that our gang bangers could actually break the murder record. I wonder if the chamber of commerce will mention that in their write up of the city.  "Come to Kansas City, we are broke, spread out, our teams suck, our mayor and his wife are morons AND we now have set a new murder record".  



1.  Homeless food stamp using hooker kidnaps her 15 year old kid.  I didn't know it was take your daughter to work day in KCMO?


2.  Is there ever an East Side argument that doesn't end in someone getting shot?


3.  East Side robbers turn chicken


4.  When a 17 year old is carrying a 9mm and shoots a girl in the face how is that an accident?  Seriously.  He is 17 and has a freaking pistol!  If it wasn't her it was going to be someone else.......

WHEN KEEPING IT KANYE GOES WRONG

DALTON HAS A TEACHABLE MOMENT

RIP DALTON!

Sunday, September 13, 2009

JOCO OBSERVATIONS

It has recently come to my attention that there are those that live in the gated community world in SOJOCO that believe that I am in some way "with them".  Not a chance.  You folks could be the biggest douche bags in the metro.   The only reason I don't blast your lame Buick driving ass's is because you are boring.  You hang out with boring people and try to relive your college days every Friday & Saturday night by drinking imported beer and talking about your golf handicaps.

Don't think that just because I live amongst your ass's that I wont blast your ass's. 

TRAGIC END FOR THE INNOCENT

There are far too many stories like this in the news nowadays.  What is the deal here?  Why do our women continue to be raped and slaughtered?  Every freaking week there is a story like this in the news. 

CROOKLYN DODGERS REMIX - NICE

ACORN IDIOTS

Question:  If the films showing Acorn officials trying to make prostitution legal are doctored then WHY were the employees fired?  

Unbelievable.  ACORN officials are so use to dealing with mental midgets that they actually think that we are going to believe this crap.  

AREN'T MOST SINGERS WHORES?



Some of the best pop singers that we have seen in recent times have all turned out to be whores, so why should we be surprised that Ashley Dupre is releasing a single?  Madonna, Britney Spears, Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston etc.. all whores.  The only difference is that they were singers first.

Trick r Treat - TRAILER




Anna Paquin is becoming the queen of horror movies........