Saturday, November 28, 2009
THE WIRE - GOBBLE GOBBLE
1. If your city has a trailer park and more duplexes than houses, the odds of it turning into a crap hole are off the chart. Olathe continues to prove this point day after day. 2 shot during a "domestic disturbance".
2. This headline wrote itself before the day even started. Man shot in KCMO, again. At least this guy had the courtesy of doing it face to face instead of from a moving car.
3. Pitt, Ks coach does his best Bill Mass impersonation.
4. Wichita Parents murdered on Thanksgiving with kids in the house.
5. Robbing a sandwhich shop takes courage......
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
100k mile stone
This week I will be hitting the 100k visitor mark. Those of you that continue to visit, link, email, tip, comment etc.. Thank you.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
20 REASONS TO BE THANKFUL U LIVE IN JOCO 2nd edition.
As we all get ready for the holiday season it is important that we all reflect on how fortunate we are that we have JO on our license plates. You may run into some haters this week at your family dinners and that is ok, just remember to smile and talk slow.
1. Knowing that your dinner was purchased by you and not by elementary school kids from a different state and county.
2. That we have Deanna Rose and not a terrible zoon.
3. Public Schools aren't a nationwide joke
4. We have a neighboring county that will continue to flip the bill on our entertainment venues.
5. Oklahoma Joes BBQ is better than Gates or Bryants
6. We can typically live in the county that we work in.
7. We watch "A Christmas Carol" and feel bad for Tiny Tim. KCMO kids are envious of all that Tiny Tim has.
8. We don't have a single street named after a corrupt politician let alone 2.
9. We have no idea who the spouse of the Mayor of Overland Park is.
10. Our shopping district isn't built by an open Septic Tank.
11. We were smart enough to vote against BiState.
12. Our police departments don't have to order crime scene tape and chalk by the pallet.
13. Our religious leaders don't march down streets with lit candles and claim racism for every issue that goes wrong. No, our religious leaders are more direct about taking our money.
14. We can laugh everytime someone says that KCMO has "culture" and diversity and that is why they live there. The reason we laugh is becuase we know that the people saying that live in the most segregated city in the midwest and couldn't tell you how to get to the Art Museum.
15. Our kids play with Super Soakers in the summer ,not AK47's.
16. Take your kid to work day doesn't involve standing on a corner.
17. Parks Board nominations don't make national news.
18. We don't have two arenas without anchor tenants.
19. They aren't called they Overland Park Royals and the Leawood Chiefs.
20. The number 117 isn't associated with the number of murders and high school grads we have.
1. Knowing that your dinner was purchased by you and not by elementary school kids from a different state and county.
2. That we have Deanna Rose and not a terrible zoon.
3. Public Schools aren't a nationwide joke
4. We have a neighboring county that will continue to flip the bill on our entertainment venues.
5. Oklahoma Joes BBQ is better than Gates or Bryants
6. We can typically live in the county that we work in.
7. We watch "A Christmas Carol" and feel bad for Tiny Tim. KCMO kids are envious of all that Tiny Tim has.
8. We don't have a single street named after a corrupt politician let alone 2.
9. We have no idea who the spouse of the Mayor of Overland Park is.
10. Our shopping district isn't built by an open Septic Tank.
11. We were smart enough to vote against BiState.
12. Our police departments don't have to order crime scene tape and chalk by the pallet.
13. Our religious leaders don't march down streets with lit candles and claim racism for every issue that goes wrong. No, our religious leaders are more direct about taking our money.
14. We can laugh everytime someone says that KCMO has "culture" and diversity and that is why they live there. The reason we laugh is becuase we know that the people saying that live in the most segregated city in the midwest and couldn't tell you how to get to the Art Museum.
15. Our kids play with Super Soakers in the summer ,not AK47's.
16. Take your kid to work day doesn't involve standing on a corner.
17. Parks Board nominations don't make national news.
18. We don't have two arenas without anchor tenants.
19. They aren't called they Overland Park Royals and the Leawood Chiefs.
20. The number 117 isn't associated with the number of murders and high school grads we have.
H1NI OOPS
I am not sure how you recall medicine that is in your body but good luck and remember I told you those vaccines were worst than the actual flu!
BUT I guess if you die from the shot it did keep you from dying from the swine flu........
NAVY SEALS ARE BEING SCREWED BY AMERICA
I hope all of you PC hipster pansies are happy that these brave men are under arrest. How you can question the behavior of our soldiers as the arrest a man who did terrible acts to other Americans is beyond me.
DENNIS MOORE - BIGGEST COWARD IN KANSAS
What a joke of a leader that you fools elected. Not only is this guy a lying crybaby he is also a freaking coward. This coward was too much of a chicken Shi& to show up at town hall meetings and NOW the coward is afraid of facing the wrath of voters in his district. Some of you are happy that this wimp isn't running for another term. Screw that, he needs to answer for his lies.
There was a time in our country when our leaders had integrity, honor and bravery. Dennis Moore has NONE of those qualities. This piece of fecal matter will be missed as much as Joan Finney and the Yugo.
THE GREATEST SCANDAL IN RECENT HISTORY
Those of you lemmings that believed Al Gores claims that polar bears were dying and islands were going to flood have got to feel pretty stupid right now. All of the concern over cow farts ruining the world has been a hoax. You have been lied to, duped, hoodwinked, conned, bamboozled and led astray.
KANSAS CITY RIPS OFF TAX PAYERS
24,000,000.00 for a GREEN ZONE in KCMO? Are you freaking kidding me? The city that can't afford to pay for additional law enforcement has their hand out for cash to fight a hoax? What an embarrassment to the metro area. At least the funeral homes will be energy efficient.
And could someone please tell the Kansas City Star that they are not getting the money from the Feds they are getting the money from the tax payers.
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