IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF BLACK SHEEP

YOU CAN GET WITH THIS 

OR

YOU CAN GET WITH THAT
DID TIGER CHOOSE WISELY?

YOUR NEXT VICTORIA SECERET MODEL?

Did he resign to go after his true calling?  Lingerie model. 

SAY WHAT AGAIN

18th & VINE PREVIEW

I borrowed one of Tonys tipsters and got a sneak peak at what the new 18th and Vine "HUGE SIGN" will be.   The colors yellow and black are not set in stone.

THE WIRE - CRIMINAL MINDED

After the week that some of us bloggers have had I thought that the headline was fitting for todays wire segment.  

1.  Jocoeveryman faces life in Prison for inappropriate use of  control+c and control+v.  
2.  Jocosob faces 50 years under the "guilty by association" act passed by the morse township in 1873.  
3.  Have I been typing on a fake laptop?  


4.  KCK residents don't have the holiday spirit.  One dead, shot, murdered, killed.......

5.  You never hear people say that murder victims were anything other than "good kid".  Do bad kids ever get shot in KCMO? 
6.  Pepper Spray 1 Fake Gun 0
7.  Fat Albert is wanted for OP theiving.  Russel is going to be pissed!

LET ME CLEAR MY THROAT...........

First off let me state for the record that I have always allowed guest posters on my blog that I thought could make a positive contribution to the 3 people that read this blog. I also have links on my blog to several other people that I think have a unique voice worth listening to.  I do this because I believe that people should be allowed to have their point of view heard without censorship.  If you go through my blog over the past 2 years you will not see a single attack on another blogger by name, url, email etc.. 

Having said all that I have made a huge mistake that is taking up way too much of my time and energy.

NOW TO ADDRESS THE PROBLEM - CRAPPY POLITICIANS

Do you really think that I am going to play step and fetch with you?  Seriously, YOU are going to tell me who I can link to and demand that I make changes to MY BLOG and the people that I think are worthy of linking to?  LOL. You need to step back and rethink your emails partner.  If someone allows your voice to be heard you should probably say things like please and thank you and be courteous instead of going Summers Eve on me. 

Nobody ever heard of you until I posted your comments to my readers.  Nobody knew what you stood for until your words were allowed to be put on my blog.  YOU ASKED ME to publish it.  I didn't come seek you out.  I did you a favor and this is how you repay that favor?  


And now you threaten legal action against me for what someone else posted on their blog and NOT MINE!  I think you have lost your damn mind.  HOW the hell am I suppose to control what someone else puts on their  blog?  LOL!  

Go on man, run along and let us grown folks talk about serious issues.  Something obviously above you.

OLD SCHOOL TUESDAY - MR. FLAMOYANT

OLD SCHOOL TUESDAY - LIFE IS............

VIDEO GAMES AND MUSIC

With all the mass shooting over the holiday weekend I wonder if we will learn what the shooters had on their IPOD or which video games they were playing?  Oh right, we only us that as an excuse when kids do it.  When adults do it the reason is...........?


1.  James Kraig Kahler deserves to be cut from head to to and dumped in a bucket of salt for the rest of his life.  Killing this sick bastard would be far to kind.


2.  This psychotic bastard gunned down 4 cops inside a coffee shop.


3.  Paul Michael Merhige- that is the name of the bastard that killed 4 of his family members on Thanksgiving day.  INCLUDING A 6 YEAR OLD GIRL!
 

4.  A Jackass that just couldn't wait 3 minutes at a red light KILLED a family of 4.  

BOSH CLOWNED BY PIERCE

AL GORE AND OBAMA ARE HAVING AN OZ MOMENT

Remember when the Dorthy and the gang made it back to the Emerald City with the Broomstick and they realized that Oz wasn't real? Well the curtain has been pulled on Global Warming and Al Gore and Obama have been exposed. The religion of Global Warming is over. It was a hoax created by liberals to pass their agendas. These Jack ass's can try to keep the curtain pulled but it is too late.

1.  Not since the Simpson Trial have we seen this much evidence go missing. 


2.  No matter what they try to do or say its over.  


3.  Al Gore tries desperately to cling to his fantasy land legacy. 


4.  All cheaters eventually get caught. 

"I Go Off" Beanie Sigel

Any time Jay Z gets destroyed lyrically by someone it has to be blogged. He and Kobe Bryant are two celebs that I can't stand that seem to have everyone else fooled.

10 THINGS TO THROW IN THE FACE OF CRYBABY WOMEN

Awesome Article on Fox on how crappy women are to men. 

Women can be cruel, and they often do cruel things to men. Despite their reputation as the fairer sex, when it comes to relationships, sometimes women can be downright nasty.

It seems like a reverse sexism started to take hold as the feminist movement came about and equality for women began gaining ground. Some women use their girl-power solidarity to come to a consensus on what’s socially acceptable for women to do to men in a relationship. They’ve agreed among themselves that these behaviors are perfectly justifiable regardless of how they play with a guy’s emotions or ego.
With that, we’ve compiled a top 10 list of cruel things women do to men.
10. They don’t pick up the phone
You convinced her to give you her number and you’re feeling good about yourself. Your charm and good looks have obviously made an impression on her. Unfortunately, when you try to call, she doesn’t pick up or, worse yet, she’s given you a fake number. Some women will give you their numbers because it’s easier than trying to tell you why she’s not interested. What’s more, in the age of caller ID, it’s easy for her to avoid your calls. At least the women who give you a made-up number are being more obvious about the fact that they have no intention of talking to you again.

9. Use men for free drinks
Some women go out never planning to spend any of their own money on drinks at the bar or club. Instead, they count on their feminine wiles to convince guys to shell out for their libations. Some of these women will take the opportunity of a guy buying a drink for her to begin to get to know him, but others (the cruel and heartless ones) will take that drink, flirt a little and move on to the next sucker with money to burn.
8. Use men as placeholders
Maybe you’ve been in a relationship for a while and you notice that her eye is starting to wander. She’s starting more fights with you or not bothering to fight at all anymore. Her friends get quiet when you walk into a room. She’s avoiding your phone calls. Her things are disappearing from your place. The AM article Breakup Warning Signs talked about all these hints that she’s thinking about putting an end to your relationship and, well, they’re cruel things.If she is a decent person, she’ll just get it over with and dump you already, but if she’s cruel, she’ll hold on to you for a while until somebody new comes along.
These girls don’t like to be alone and without a relationship, so instead of putting you out of your misery and ending it, she’ll string you along until she meets someone to replace you. If she’s really cruel, she’ll start things up with him before she’s finalized the breakup with you.
7. Emotionally manipulate men
Men don’t like to see women cry and some cruel women will take advantage of this fact and use it to get what they want. In general, women are much more emotional than men and it’s easy for some women to use a man’s complete incomprehension of female feelings to get something out of him. A few well-placed tears or a temper tantrum and most men will do anything to get it to stop.
6. Use physical violence
Men are usually raised with the idea that hitting girls is a major no-no. Unfortunately, there are some cruel women who use this aspect of a man’s personality to gain power over him. In the minds of some women, it’s perfectly acceptable to slap a boyfriend across the face when he says something to piss her off. Knowing that he would never hit her back, this type of woman feels like she can inflict any kind physical pain on him without fear of repercussion. A man is also less likely to tell someone about suffering physical violence at the hands of his girlfriend if he believes he’ll be thought of as weak or pathetic.

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5. Criticize their men in public
A growing trend in television shows and commercials is that of depicting men as bumbling idiots, while their wives and girlfriends are intelligent, in control and flawless. This may contribute to the real life practice of cruel women who criticize and humiliate their men in public places. Women can get away with this in ways that men would never be allowed to. When a woman pokes fun at her man or even soundly debases him, the group surrounding them is more likely to laugh than to be appalled.
4. They don’t disclose their relationship status
You’ve pulled out all your best moves and you seem to be making progress with the cute girl you’ve just met. When you finally get to the point when you feel you can safely ask for her number, she smiles and says: "I have a boyfriend." That information would have been nice to have at the beginning of the conversation. It’s certainly not the worst thing a woman could do to a man, but it is annoying when she lets you assume that she’s available so that she can enjoy your flirtation and flattery.
3. They withhold sex
This is a time-tested, and frequently used, cruel thing for women to do to men. For most men, sex is as important as breathing, so withholding it in order to get something she wants or simply to punish her man for his transgressions is a pretty awful thing to do, even if it is effective.
2. They test their men
You’re all ready to go for a night out with your friends, when your girlfriend calls and asks you to change your plans to be with her instead. She doesn’t have any particular reason; she just wants to see you. She knows that you had plans to meet up with the guys, but if you really loved her, you’d come over to her place instead. If her request comes with an "if you really loved me," then it’s a test. If you choose anything other than immediately rushing to her side, you’re going to fail. This kind of testing in a relationship is indeed cruel and petty.
1. They flirt to inspire jealousy
Maybe she’s feeling underappreciated, maybe you’ve just had a big fight or maybe she just enjoys the tortured look on your face. For whatever reason,

 When you get to the office on Monday and you are subject to yet another tale of how terrible men are be sure to send them this.  Maybe now the 20 something spoiled brat will shut her mouth and let you get back to checking your fantasy football standings.

HO TO HOUSEWIFE NEVER WORKS

In the insightful words of Kurupt we all know that you can't turn a ho into a housewife.  If only Tiger Woods would of listend to those lyrices, he might not of married a lingerie model.

1.  911 tape

2.  Crime Scene photos

3.  Wife kicks Tigers ass, not the tree.  Now imagine if he would of fought back.  The poor bastard would NEVER be able to overcome that so he had to sit back and get bitch slapped.

4.  Tiger Woods releases a statement that I am sure was written by Nike.

ARMORED - TRAILER 12-04