Wednesday, December 23, 2009
CHRISTIANS ARE CONSIDERED EVIL BY LEFT
If it isn't one thing it is another. Why in the freaking world do we bow down to these leftist pansies? Is there not a CEO or elected official left in America with any balls. If it isn't Christmas it is smoking or Columbus Day or hyphenated American or earning too much, or protecting the animals whaa, whaaaa whaaa.
1. How the hell can you take the CHRISTMAS OUT OF A CHRISTMAS TREE.
2. Our wonderful leader thinks that it is appropriate to bash our values while he hangs an ornament up of a man that ordered tanks to destroy protesters.
3. It is ironic that on the eve of the birth of baby Jesus that liberals are set to pass a bill allowing for tax payer funded abortions.
4. The home of Clinton is also home to even more Christmas haters.
5. Old folks in Chicago(go figure) are being banned from putting on Christmas decorations.....
This is just a small sampling of the stories that are out there this week. If you look you will find hundreds of stories about Christmas decorations being stolen or vandalized. Can you imagine if muslim decorations suffered the same fate? There would be a massive manhunt and the crimes would of been called hate crimes.
1. How the hell can you take the CHRISTMAS OUT OF A CHRISTMAS TREE.2. Our wonderful leader thinks that it is appropriate to bash our values while he hangs an ornament up of a man that ordered tanks to destroy protesters.
3. It is ironic that on the eve of the birth of baby Jesus that liberals are set to pass a bill allowing for tax payer funded abortions.
4. The home of Clinton is also home to even more Christmas haters.
5. Old folks in Chicago(go figure) are being banned from putting on Christmas decorations.....
This is just a small sampling of the stories that are out there this week. If you look you will find hundreds of stories about Christmas decorations being stolen or vandalized. Can you imagine if muslim decorations suffered the same fate? There would be a massive manhunt and the crimes would of been called hate crimes.
RANDOM THOUGHTS
1. If you haven't watch the Vance Christmas lights from the church parking lot this year then you are missing out. The light/music show is awesome and best of all free.
2. This is the first year in a long time that we decided to skip the Mayors Christmas Tree. It seems like a waste of gas to look at the twigs that this moron picks out.
3. The big holiday gift discussion this year has been about E Readers. The Sony vs. Nook vs. Kindle debate finally came to an end when my wife got her Kindle this week.
4. Never offer to watch someones loud ass bird.
5. Which is worst. Going to church for Christmas & Easter or not going to church all year?
6. I was pretty excited when the arena and P&L district went in. Hell I helped campaign for the thing. Unfortunately it has turned into a playground for pop collared douche bag posers.
7. How long will it be until there is a TV station running Christmas Vacation from Christamas eve on?
8. As I type this Kaite Horner is picking out her clothing for 5 days of "blizzard" coverage.
9. When sports teams have a losing season typically the coach/manager gets fired. Why is it that we can't say the same about murder rates in KCMO?
10. Can someone please tell me what the current GPA conversion rate is between BV & KCMOSD? Is an F student in BV an honor roll student in KCMOSD?
2. This is the first year in a long time that we decided to skip the Mayors Christmas Tree. It seems like a waste of gas to look at the twigs that this moron picks out.3. The big holiday gift discussion this year has been about E Readers. The Sony vs. Nook vs. Kindle debate finally came to an end when my wife got her Kindle this week.
4. Never offer to watch someones loud ass bird.
5. Which is worst. Going to church for Christmas & Easter or not going to church all year?
6. I was pretty excited when the arena and P&L district went in. Hell I helped campaign for the thing. Unfortunately it has turned into a playground for pop collared douche bag posers.
7. How long will it be until there is a TV station running Christmas Vacation from Christamas eve on?
8. As I type this Kaite Horner is picking out her clothing for 5 days of "blizzard" coverage.
9. When sports teams have a losing season typically the coach/manager gets fired. Why is it that we can't say the same about murder rates in KCMO?
10. Can someone please tell me what the current GPA conversion rate is between BV & KCMOSD? Is an F student in BV an honor roll student in KCMOSD?
Saturday, December 19, 2009
KCMO CHRISTMAS CD - REPOST
Coming soon to a JOCO retailer near you a new Christmas Classic brought to you by SOB Productions.
A VERY MERRY KCMO CHRISTMAS
1. The 12 months of Funkhouser
2. How the Squit stole Christmas
3. All I want for Christmas is my GED
4. Little Gunner Boy
5. I saw mommy getting pimped by Santa
6. Frosty the Dope Man
7. Rudolph the Red Nosed Drunk
8. The NAACP ain't coming to town
9. I'll be home for Chirstmas ( in 10-20 years)
10. Silver Glocks
11. White City Hall - A Squitiro Solo
12. KCMO got run over by Cordish Group
13. Have yourself an unaccredited education
14. Rocking around a stolen Christmas Tree
15. The night before depositions
16. Hark the Narc and let bullets ring
17. Santa Clause got stabbed walking through town.
18. Wheres the blow, wheres the blow, wheres the blow
20 TOP CHRISTMAS SHOWS
1. CHRISTMAS VACATION
2. A CHRISTMAS STORY
3. A CHRISTMAS CAROL
4. SCROOGED
5. CHARLIE BROWNS CHRISTMAS
6 RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
7. FROSTY THE SNOWMAN
8. MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET
9. HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS
10. THE SANTA CLAUSE
11. MR. MAGOOS CHRISTMAS
12. MICKEYS CHRISTMAS CAROL
13. NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
14. THE FAMILY MAN
15. ITS A WONDERFUL LIFE
16. EMMIT OTTERS JUG BAND CHRISTMAS
17. ELF
18. POLAR EXPRESS
19. THE REF
20. HOME ALONE
REPOST - 22 CHRISTMAS TAKES
This is the revised version of last years list.
1. Seeing 8 checkout lanes void from a cashier while you wait in a line 10 deep. What makes this even better is when you see 5 or 6 employees of the store standing around customer service chatting. You have two things to do. Scan items, collect money. that is all there is to it and you CAN'T EVEN DO THAT!
2. The jackass that follows you to your car in order to take your spot when you leave. This happened to me last week and I simply started my car, turned it back off and walked back into the store. The look on the guys face was priceless.
3. Special Buys. What a scam this is. In the fine print of the ad you will see the words limited quantity or only 7 per store. They do this to lure you into their store and switch you onto a more expensive product.
4. Blue Christmas lights. Why even bother? These are the ugliest lights on the planet (icicles from the gutters are a close 2nd). I have never met anyone that likes seeing those hideous things.
5. Drooping Christmas lights. If you are going to go to the effort of hanging them up make them straight. Nothing says WT more than drooping lights.
6. $10 gift cards. Really, what the hell are you suppose to purchase for $10, batteries. There is nothing wrong with a gift that costs $10 it shows that you put some thought and effort into it, This says that I didn't want to spend anytime shopping for you at all.
7. Holiday office parties - Nothing says Christmas like getting together with people that you see 50 hours a week, every week for a Dinner. Really, do we need to see these people after hours as well just because it is Christmas? Nobody I have asked this year likes these things yet they occur every damn year.
8. Traffic - This really needs no explanation.
9. People wishing me a happy holiday. Just say MERRY CHRISTMAS! Why the hell do we have to use code to speak of a holiday? Do I really need to have a Navajo Indian with me in order to speak at Christmas Time.
10. The Mayors Christmas Tree - This has become a joke. This guy is terrible at amaking choices. Two examples, his wife and the Christmas Tree.
11. Stores that advertise the Mail in Rebate price as opposed to the actual price. Anyone that has ever gone through the mail in rebate process understands that it is a hoax. Why do you have to wait 6 months to get $40? Microcenter is notorious for this.
12. Live Nativity Scenes. Does acting out a scene of the bible make you more religious than the next guy? If I wanted to see homeless people I would cross the state line.
13. Lazy Bell Ringers - I know that your job sucks but you could at least put some effort into it. You are competing for my change with the next charity, act like you want my quarter.
14. Crappy Holiday shows - Network execs think that we will watch anything that has Christmas in it. They will take C level sitcom stars from the 80's and put them on a set with snow, presents, a Christmas tree and some struggle and expect us to watch it. Christmas shows that were on TV USE TO BE GOOD. WTF HAPPENED.
15. Atheist - Don't ruin our holiday just because you are going to hell. Also, don't protest our holiday and except a gift from us you damn heathens.
16. Pop Star Christmas music
17. Christmas Clothing - This is some of the ugliest crap I have ever seen.
18. People that attend the Plaza Lighting ceremony - I guess I am missing it here, do the lights look different on Thanksgiving than they do on December 14th?
19. People that say that Christmas lights are bad for the environment.
20. Drawing names for gifts - This is a scam to ensure that unpopular and mean people get gifts at the office etc....
21. Stories on the homeless - Christmas seems to remind the media that they need to run specials on the homeless. It seems that the only day of the year they really need us is December 25th.
22. The exploitation of Snowmen and Reindeer on TV. Do we really need 5 frosty sequels and 3 Rudolph sequels?
1. Seeing 8 checkout lanes void from a cashier while you wait in a line 10 deep. What makes this even better is when you see 5 or 6 employees of the store standing around customer service chatting. You have two things to do. Scan items, collect money. that is all there is to it and you CAN'T EVEN DO THAT!
2. The jackass that follows you to your car in order to take your spot when you leave. This happened to me last week and I simply started my car, turned it back off and walked back into the store. The look on the guys face was priceless.3. Special Buys. What a scam this is. In the fine print of the ad you will see the words limited quantity or only 7 per store. They do this to lure you into their store and switch you onto a more expensive product.
4. Blue Christmas lights. Why even bother? These are the ugliest lights on the planet (icicles from the gutters are a close 2nd). I have never met anyone that likes seeing those hideous things.
5. Drooping Christmas lights. If you are going to go to the effort of hanging them up make them straight. Nothing says WT more than drooping lights.
6. $10 gift cards. Really, what the hell are you suppose to purchase for $10, batteries. There is nothing wrong with a gift that costs $10 it shows that you put some thought and effort into it, This says that I didn't want to spend anytime shopping for you at all.7. Holiday office parties - Nothing says Christmas like getting together with people that you see 50 hours a week, every week for a Dinner. Really, do we need to see these people after hours as well just because it is Christmas? Nobody I have asked this year likes these things yet they occur every damn year.
8. Traffic - This really needs no explanation.
9. People wishing me a happy holiday. Just say MERRY CHRISTMAS! Why the hell do we have to use code to speak of a holiday? Do I really need to have a Navajo Indian with me in order to speak at Christmas Time.
10. The Mayors Christmas Tree - This has become a joke. This guy is terrible at amaking choices. Two examples, his wife and the Christmas Tree.
11. Stores that advertise the Mail in Rebate price as opposed to the actual price. Anyone that has ever gone through the mail in rebate process understands that it is a hoax. Why do you have to wait 6 months to get $40? Microcenter is notorious for this.
12. Live Nativity Scenes. Does acting out a scene of the bible make you more religious than the next guy? If I wanted to see homeless people I would cross the state line.
13. Lazy Bell Ringers - I know that your job sucks but you could at least put some effort into it. You are competing for my change with the next charity, act like you want my quarter.14. Crappy Holiday shows - Network execs think that we will watch anything that has Christmas in it. They will take C level sitcom stars from the 80's and put them on a set with snow, presents, a Christmas tree and some struggle and expect us to watch it. Christmas shows that were on TV USE TO BE GOOD. WTF HAPPENED.
15. Atheist - Don't ruin our holiday just because you are going to hell. Also, don't protest our holiday and except a gift from us you damn heathens.
16. Pop Star Christmas music
17. Christmas Clothing - This is some of the ugliest crap I have ever seen.
18. People that attend the Plaza Lighting ceremony - I guess I am missing it here, do the lights look different on Thanksgiving than they do on December 14th?
19. People that say that Christmas lights are bad for the environment.
20. Drawing names for gifts - This is a scam to ensure that unpopular and mean people get gifts at the office etc....
21. Stories on the homeless - Christmas seems to remind the media that they need to run specials on the homeless. It seems that the only day of the year they really need us is December 25th.
22. The exploitation of Snowmen and Reindeer on TV. Do we really need 5 frosty sequels and 3 Rudolph sequels?
Friday, December 18, 2009
The Wire - Tis the season..........
Every time a gun shot rings an angel gets its wings.
1. The amount of sex crimes this year in JOCO is disturbing.
2. This latest Plaza murder is further evidence of the areas demise.
3. More laziness on display by KCMO murderers.
4. The number one gift in KCMO this year, assault rifle.
5. JOCO police are on top of things..........
6. P&L tip jars are under attack.
7. Shon Pernice is still free???????????
1. The amount of sex crimes this year in JOCO is disturbing.
2. This latest Plaza murder is further evidence of the areas demise.
3. More laziness on display by KCMO murderers.
4. The number one gift in KCMO this year, assault rifle.
5. JOCO police are on top of things..........
6. P&L tip jars are under attack.
7. Shon Pernice is still free???????????
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