Wednesday, December 23, 2009

80's Christmas

EMMET OTTER'S CHRISTMAS BLOOPERS

CHRISTIANS ARE CONSIDERED EVIL BY LEFT

If it isn't one thing it is another.  Why in the freaking world do we bow down to these leftist pansies?  Is there not a CEO or elected official left in America with any balls.  If it isn't Christmas it is smoking or Columbus Day or hyphenated American or earning too much, or protecting the animals whaa, whaaaa whaaa.  


1.  How the hell can you take the CHRISTMAS OUT OF A CHRISTMAS TREE.
2.  Our wonderful leader thinks that it is appropriate to bash our values while he hangs an ornament up of a man that ordered tanks to destroy protesters.
3.  It is ironic that on the eve of the birth of baby Jesus that liberals are set to pass a bill allowing for tax payer funded abortions.  
4.  The home of Clinton is also home to even more Christmas haters. 
5.  Old folks in Chicago(go figure) are being banned from putting on Christmas decorations.....


This is just a small sampling of the stories that are out there this week.  If you look you will find hundreds of stories about Christmas decorations being stolen or vandalized.  Can you imagine if muslim decorations suffered the same  fate?  There would be a massive manhunt and the crimes would of been called hate crimes.

RANDOM THOUGHTS

1.  If you haven't watch the Vance Christmas lights from the church parking lot this year then you are missing out.  The light/music show is awesome and best of all free.
2.  This is the first year in a long time that we decided to skip the Mayors Christmas Tree.  It seems like a waste of gas to look at the twigs that this moron picks out.
3.  The big holiday gift discussion this year has been about E Readers.  The Sony vs. Nook vs. Kindle debate finally came to an end when my wife got her Kindle this week.  
4.  Never offer to watch someones loud ass bird.  
5.  Which is worst.  Going to church for Christmas & Easter or not going to church all year?
6.  I was pretty excited when the arena and P&L district went in.  Hell I helped campaign for the thing.  Unfortunately it has turned into a playground for pop collared douche bag posers.
7.  How long will it be until there is a TV station running Christmas Vacation from Christamas eve on?
8.  As I type this Kaite Horner is picking out her clothing for 5 days of "blizzard" coverage.
9.  When sports teams have a losing season typically the coach/manager gets fired.  Why is it that we can't say the same about murder rates in KCMO?
10.  Can someone please tell me what the current GPA conversion rate is between BV & KCMOSD?  Is an F student in BV an honor roll student in KCMOSD?

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