1-800-DUM-BASS

What a pathetic display of leadership.
“ahh yes Mr. Mayor can you tell me why you have failed at everything you have attempted?”
“ahh yes, Mr. Mayor what is it like to bang a troll?”
“ ahh yes Mr. Mayor do you know where East KCMO is?”
“ahh yes Mr. Mayor can you explain again how new sidewalks educate kids?”

JAY Z – THE LYRICAL THIEF

Yet you morons still buy his crap.

PARENTS HAVE NO RESPONSIBILITY……….

Why is it the clothing manufactures fault for making these clothes?  If trailer park and section 8  parents would monitor what their kids wear there would be no problem. 
After all they wouldn’t be making it unless they new they could sell it.
This ranks right up there with parents that complain about the violence in music, video games, TV and movies.  
If you buy this crap for your kids it is YOU that is responsible. 
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GOT THE WINTER BLUES?

Crappy day for men in the metro

1.  JOCO man gets Indiana Jonesed while Jogging.

2.  And then this guy gets American Me’d outside of a bar.

John Murtha – Dead Traitor

NOT A SINGLE TEAR SHED FOR A DEAD JACKASS

Most people will probably talk about how sad it is that this guy died and try to gloss over the fact that John Murtha was one of the biggest douche bags of this decade.  

• Abscam
• Runway to nowhere
• Lying about war record
• Cut and Run          
• Traitor to the Marine Corp.

These are just a few of his greatest hits and this is what his legacy will be. 

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WARNING TO KANSAS CITY METRO RESIDENTS!!!!!!!!

Scientist have proven that listening to

 Shannin and Parks could kill you.

ECO DOUCHEBAGGERY (tm)

 

1.  Let’s hope that the rope he hangs himself with is biodegradable.

2.  Going “Green” might be the biggest hoax ever perpetrated in the history of the world.  Those of you morons that actually believed this crap have to be feeling pretty stupid right now.

3.  How long will it be before Obama taxes those in warmer climates to help with snow removal in other states?  Is it really fair that those of us that live in colder temperatures have to pick up the whole cost for snow removal? 

4. There will be douchebags out there that will try to connect the record lows and snowfalls to global warming.  They have even started to call it “climate change” to keep their psychotic hopes alive.  When you run into one of these morons it is important to talk slow.

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UGLY AS HELL

I can’t be the only one that thinks that Victoria Beckham is ugly as hell.  There is no way that her ugly ass should be mentioned with the others in this UK hottest chicks list.

HEADLINE OF THE DAY – SUPER BOWL EDITION

 Because we all wanted to know the picks of these goofs. 

“KCTV5 Personalities Pick Super Bowl Winner”

IN HONOR OF THE SAINTS VICTORY

New Orleans Anthem. 

THE WIRE – WEEKEND KETCHUP

Postmen have nothing on our gang bangers.  We had rain, snow and sleet and they were still able to drop bodies. 
1.  6 people 4 shots 0 injured = Poor Aim in the East Side.
2.  When was Barney Fife sworn into the Liberty PD?
3.  POS home invader caught and shot in the East SIde.
4.  KCK girl raped by 25 year old (soon to be prison bitch) man. 
5.  KCK corpse identified.

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THE KENNEDY NAME IS DEAD

When an elitist prick gets elected because of his last name he probably shouldn’t call another senators campaign a joke. 

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A SPECIAL MESSAGE TO THE BITE CLUB OF KC

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SCOREBOARD BITCHES!