10 ways KCMO school are like Prisons -------REPOST

Since it is back to school time 

Is there a difference between the two?
1. Both are in old run down buildings
2. Both populations are split up amongst race
3. Both have metal detectors at the doors
4. Both are full of people that never graduate from High School.
5. Both are run by corrupt and incompetent people
6. If you get in trouble you go to solitary
7. People are released without rehabilitation/education because of over crowding.
8. Private companies do a better job of running both
9. There is a 50/50 chance of getting shanked in the yard.
10. Both are the last place you want your children to end up

THE WIRE - DEATH & DESTRUCTION

Another chamber of commerce weekend. 


1.  I know someone getting shot isn't exactly funny BUT this gal saying that she was shot "chillin at the park" is DAMN FUNNY!.  
2.  Can someone please tell these douchebags that it isn't 1985 anymore.
3.  2 of the ugliest women in the metro arrested for robbing an old ass woman.
4.  Veteran beats the crap out of carjacking jack ass.  Score one for the good guys.
5.  The Plaza keeps getting worst.  
6.  Shoot two get one free on Prospect.
7.  East Side Baby.
8.  Guns, cocaine, weed and booze found during Prospect DUI checkpoint.  

OTHER THAN BEGGING - FOX ON SEX

5 TIPS ON HOW TO TRICK YOUR WIFE INTO SEX

DIPSET IS BACK - TRACK OF THE WEEK

JOCO BIZ MAKES IT BIG

Congrats to Jeff Martin and Smallcakes

THE WIRE - WELCOME TO KC, ENJOY YOUR STAY

We haves knives, molesters, shooters ohh and the Sprint Center.


1.  Trying to stab cops in KCK will get your dumb ass shot.
2.  Joco kids use colorful chalk to draw pictures on sidewalks.  KCMO kids use white chalk to outline corpses on their sidewalks.
3.  Is a knife something you would use to rob a store with?  Wouldn't a pretend gun be better than that?  Rookies
4.   Chester the Molester pleads guilty in Parkville
5.  Whiskey Tango on the run from KCK murder

NO NEW TAXES IN JOCO

Yet another example of JOCO awesomeness

ANOTHER SLUT TEACHER

It is wrong for a teacher to have sex with a student, I get that.  But this kid was of legal age, had a baby on the way and it was consensual.  How is it that this whore is facing prison time?

OLATHE IS ON WELFARE

 800K TO TEACH KIDS HISTORY BETTER!  

Are you freaking kidding me?  Olathe just took another step away from the cool kids. 

OP DRIVERS BEWARE

Here are the most dangerous intersections in the city

MAN VS. FOOD KANSAS CITY

PAPA BOBS

RUBIO BLAST REID FOR HIS RACIST REMARKS

2pm on KMBZ

Since I started this blog back up I decided to start listening to Rino & Rino at 2pm on KMBZ for a week.  While the two idiots (claiming to be conservatives) haven't changed a bit buy the callers sure have.  The ass kissing has decreased and the reality check has started.  Finally KC listeners have caught up and realized what embarrassments these two are to the Republican party.

Their smugness and arrogance is getting out of control. They shout down callers, hang up on people and laugh at the people that basically pay their salaries ( not much different than a liberal elitist right?).  The more that these two have talked the more exposed they have become and before long they will suffer the same fate as talk show hosts before them (see Tom Becka).

LEVI JOHNSTON - EPIC DOUCHE

This ass clown running for any type of public office is a joke.

FOX ASKS - HAVE MAGAZINE COVERS GONE TO FAR

The answer is - HELL NO.