Wednesday, April 27, 2011
The Slums of JOCO
Can we all finally agree that Roeland Park deserves to be banished from the land of JO? The behavior displayed by these two teenagers is proof that Roeland Park will never produce a generation of people worthy of the JO on their license plate.
The only redeeming quality that these kids have is that they dumped the body in KCK where lets face it, what is one more body?
Sunday, April 24, 2011
KCI Stinks
Has anyone else noticed the terrible sour smell up by the airport? We sure know how to make a good impression on visitors don't we? First our airport is the middle of nowhere and now the smell of dead ass greets visitors as the hit the highway. The only thing we are missing now is a fat inbreed toothless banjo strumming 12 year old sitting on a sofa in front of a double wide.
Kansas City Easter - Blood Bunny
Do gang bangers get time and a half for putting in work on a holiday?
1. KCK residents participate in the annual dead body hunt.
2. Cleaver blvd. shooting kicks Easter of in style, The East Side way.
3. I say we kill these 6 sex offenders and see if they return from the dead.
4. Missouri trash convicted of raping women in the 80's
5. If the bullets don't get you in KCK the cars will.
Easter Link Blast
We have been gone for a week but we have risen j/k
1. Great recipes for leftover Easter eggs.
2. 5 umm interesting things to do on Easter
3. These Filipinos are some of the craziest bastards on earth.
4. Personally I think Peeps are disgusting but if you like sugar marshmallows here is the history.
5. Not such a happy Easter in China for Christians.
6. Got God Particle?
7. Bunny guilt
8. Easter decorations do have some meaning. Who knew?
9. Pagans dominate Easter history.
1. Great recipes for leftover Easter eggs.
2. 5 umm interesting things to do on Easter
3. These Filipinos are some of the craziest bastards on earth.
4. Personally I think Peeps are disgusting but if you like sugar marshmallows here is the history.
5. Not such a happy Easter in China for Christians.
6. Got God Particle?
7. Bunny guilt
8. Easter decorations do have some meaning. Who knew?
9. Pagans dominate Easter history.
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Because Liberals WIll Always Be Douche Bags
1. Could Jesse Jackson Jr. be a bigger moron than his dad? "The Ipad is Killing Jobs". Your dumb ass is killing my faith in the overall intelligence of Americans.
2. Al Gore actually believes that their are enough ignorant people in this country that think Global Warming is real.
3. 50% of Americans are freeloading bastards.
4. I can't believe that Henry Waxman is still in office. Oil companies are causing cancer from 1000 feet below the earths surface according to these liberal scumbags.
The Wire - It's Not What You Know, It's What You Can Prove
Two Weekends in a row with a low murder count? Just goes to show you that even murderers and gang bangers like to work Monday - Friday and take the weekends off like the rest of us. For far to long they have been working 24/7 and neglecting their families just so they could increase our crime stats. Maybe the unionized?
1. KCMO cops remove a drunk driver from the streets, forever.
2. Dead Body Sunday - Northland
3. KCK Gangbangers keep it old school with a Drive By murder.
4. Lawrence chicks aren't use to showing the goods off unless they have at least 1 weak drink
5. Are there really any "suspicious" deaths in KCK ?
6. Sex offender gets off easy with a life sentence.
7. East Side man robs Circle K wearing a surgical mask. Makes sense. They are light weight and disposable. At least our criminals are innovative.
2. Dead Body Sunday - Northland
3. KCK Gangbangers keep it old school with a Drive By murder.
4. Lawrence chicks aren't use to showing the goods off unless they have at least 1 weak drink
5. Are there really any "suspicious" deaths in KCK ?
6. Sex offender gets off easy with a life sentence.
7. East Side man robs Circle K wearing a surgical mask. Makes sense. They are light weight and disposable. At least our criminals are innovative.
Almost Daily Link Blast
1. The 25 Hottest Women that use to be in Sports
2. The 15 Hottest Women of American Idol
3. Lebowski Monopoly
4. Playboy - Top 10 Party Schools
5. 11 Athletes Americans want to punch in the face
6. Top 10 ways to stop Godzilla from destroying the earth
7. Gwyneth Paltrow back in a bikini
8. Hacked - Play Retro Games
9. 20 Worst Star Wars quotes to say during sex
10. Largest Online cookbook in/of the world.
11. Awesome house disguised as a garage
12. Biggie Smalls FBI file
13. The 100 year history of Indian Motorcycles
Friday, April 15, 2011
Monday, April 11, 2011
Murder slump?
Anyone else feel let down by this weekends shooting/murder numbers? 2 days of nice weather and all that you could do is 7? We have come to expect more out of you!
1. KC murderers open mobile creation business. 2 dead.
2. Another KCMO resident takes his banking business to JOCO. PV Bank Robbed
3. BV's Chirst vs. KCMO cops just in time for Easter.
4. 4 dead in murder suicide.
5. KCMO shooters don't rest on Sundays
6. Joco people don't know how to attack cops.
1. KC murderers open mobile creation business. 2 dead.2. Another KCMO resident takes his banking business to JOCO. PV Bank Robbed
3. BV's Chirst vs. KCMO cops just in time for Easter.
4. 4 dead in murder suicide.
5. KCMO shooters don't rest on Sundays
6. Joco people don't know how to attack cops.
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