above the law - 4 The Funk Of It - Vocally Pimpin' (EP)

One of the greatest tracks ever

10 Totally Random Things

1.  I can't stand listening to people discuss elections this far out.  Is anyone really watching these lame debates?  And is anyone really going to take the advice of Scott Parks on who to vote for?  I mean come on. 
2.  Drivers south of 143rd street are incapable of stopping without first making you think they are going to roll right by the stop sign. 
3  Cul de sacs offer no privacy from neighbors. 
4.  School is out people.  There is no need to slam on your breaks in a school zone to hit 25mph and cause a pile up behind you.
5.  The big vacant lot of unfinished construction in front of the Lionsgate subdivision is awesome.  This subdivision is home to some of the metro's biggest douche bags and the fact that they have to drive by an empty goat farm on the way to their swingers subdivision makes me laugh.
6.  Trendy burger places suck.
7.  Listening to Chris Merrill deal with moronic callers everyday reminds me of some of the emails you ignorant douches sent me when I first started my blog.  Poor bastard.  Chris, if you really want to piss them off then you need to discuss BBQ.  The hate mail I received for my BBQ rankings was awesome.
8.  I don't think there is a single Southern Joco kid that mows yards anymore.  Spoiled brats.
9.  At 213th and Mission there is a sign that says horse drawn carriages on road.
10.  Another summer of laughing at the idiots pretending that their scooters are motorcycles.  

Almost Daily Link Blast

Who is the bigger Jackass, Lebron or Obama?


1.  "Hey Lebron, Hows my Dirk Taste"  AWESOME.
2.  10 places that are worst to swim at than a KCMO public pool.
3.  20 awesome Miami Heat takes.  Because yes, Lebron is a douche
4.  More awesome Lebron Photoshops.
5.  Douche bags own gyms.  Do you know one of these guys?
6.  At least Weiner has good taste.
7.  10 people that you will run into on a First Friday.
8.  Katy Perry has cleavage in case you didn't know.

"Naked Circus."

Atlantic City figures out that sex sells......

Ludacris - F5 Furiously Dangerous Ft Slaughterhouse

Almost Daily Link Blast

9 Websites to get your week started off right. 

1.  Hilarious website - "I'm not a racist but..."
2.  Topless Aniston 
3.  7 videos of cheerleaders failing.
4.  The best of the dunks for the 2011 playoffs.
5.  Lawn Mower powered beer train. Video
6.  Forbes tries to convince people that Boxed Wine is good enough to leave the trailer park.
7.  13 tornado videos that don't suck
8.  Weirdest IPhone apps ever made.
9.  Top 10 Muscle Cars ever made

The Wire - Weekend Ketchup

First weekend in the 90's without rain and production is up in the metros killing fields. 

1.  Well this is a first even for KCMO. Domestic issues solved with Gasoline and matches. 
2.  Is apologizing for creating child porn enough for the religious right to once again move past the hypocrisy that exists within their groups.
3.  Murder Suicide in the east side.  Mother and Son?
4.  Are knife murders making a come back?  KCK.
5.  Dead woman found in her eastside home.  Suspicious, really? 
6.  KCK residents renovate their neighborhoods with Arson. 
7.  Federal Stupidity - Feds seize elderberry juice.  Because THAT is the biggest danger facing our country.
8.  KCMO police attempt to keep a murder off the books....

The Ass Crack of JOCO

Do we really need to claim Roeland Park as part of JOCO?  Can't we simply call first 20 miles of JOCO that border Wyco the DMZ?  It's crap cities like Roeland Park that give the rest of our wonderful county a bad name.

HOMOCIDE

Captain Save A Hoe

Cya Katie

To JOCO Douche Bag Parkers.

Take up two spaces to protect your Audi and we will go out of our way to F UP your paint.

Let a Ho be a Ho

I first heard those wise words from one Mr. Willie D back in the 90's and today I heard The Voice of Merrill come close to saying that exact thing.  Today on his show he had a segment regarding legalizing prostitution and I for one agree with him.  Why do we waste so many resources on sting operations, street sweeps etc...?  Shouldn't our limited city funds go to fight violent crime, build roads and ohh I don't know Educate our kids? 

How quick would the religious fringe right of our party be to drop their fiscal stances so that they could continue to fund the policing of "sin crimes"?  Those hypocrites would tax air in order to keep others from "sinning".  (another reason to despise these zealots). Keep in mind that most of these people are also the ones that get busted for solicitation or in the case of religious leaders molestation. 

If some woman wants to whore herself out to pay rent, great!  Better to take money from a customer than from my tax dollars.  Why should I subsidize the office space of the local town whore?

And why should we have to look at these skanks walk the streets in order to find customers?  Screw that, let them advertise.  Consider it neighborhood beautification.  It Tulips on Troost is such a good idea then skankless corners have to be even better.  Surely people that solicit these beauty queens wouldn't mind shopping for a better deal and perhaps a better product.

It's not like people are going to be proud that their wife/husband is a whore and nobody is going to brag about having to pay for it right?  So the stigma that comes to paying for ass will still remain and that should be enough to keep these establishments out of plain site of the public and allow us to spend our tax dollars wiser.

History of Beer Infographic

Question of the week

Do we have more trees  and greenery in our ghettos than other major metro areas in the United States? 

Sharapova advances

I know that nobody really cares but it is Sharapova.....

Crapplebees does JOCO a favor

One of the most embarrassing things about living in JOCO has to be having the Applebees's HQ in one of our cities. Now the debate can begin, which is worst an Applebee's steak or a KCMO school district education.

Thank you KCMO for taking more of our trash