Occupy College Blvd

Oh wait, most of us do occupy college blvd, its called WORK.  

We have been telling you for nearly 5 years now that the liberals are nothing more than sniveling bitches looking for a handout.  Doesn't the Occupy Wall Street "protest" kinda prove that we were right?  True Liberals and hippies from the 60's should be pissed that these people are ruining their good name.

These people aren't out there marching for equal rights or to protest the slaughtering of Mrs. Bambi for our chili meat.

Nahhhh.  These douche bags are out crying over student loans and why they can't find a job with their degree in 14 century dead languages, $5 ATM fees, the new FB timeline and most importantly their suckage at life.  These guys/gals/its are nothing more than haters.  They failed at life and are now standing outside of buildings looking for a handout from the people that they hate.

Since they hate us all so much, why the hell should we help them?  Screw those guys, I say we throw piss filled balloons at them as we drive by in our SUV's and Sports Cars with our JO plates below our gated community parking stickers listening to XM radio on our way to our 12 soccer practice of the week.  

Let these bastards go door to door to all the "wealthy" people and beg for money rather than sending the IRS after us.  Hell I have more respect for a Bum holding up a cardboard sign than I do for a burnout slacker metro sexual hipster douche bag holding a protest sign.  At least play the guitar for me before you take 40% of my paycheck.  Do something!  

Old Pepole

This goes out to you 175 year old driving 40mph in the passing lane. 

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Strip

Family Planning Advice

We make it simple for you, not thank you needed. 

Almost Daily Link Blast

Read these links before you start complaining about your Monday.

1.  8 Reasons that the Dark Side kicks ass

2.  Prisoners make the most out of Arts and Crafts.
3.  New ways for JOCO Soccer Moms to get hammered while their husbands and kids are gone.
4.  25 Most disgusting foods in the world OR, What we should feed all welfare recipients.
5.  10 Important rules to follow when drinking.
6.  100 Best F Bombs in Movie History - Whoever came up with this had way too much time on their hands
7.  The "Pros" and Cons of smoking 
8.  For the Lions Gate crowd - 9 Rules to follow when wife swapping 
9.  10 Awesome lunch bags.
10.  Think the "close door" button on the elevator is legit?  5 things you think work that don't
11.  Cali prisons start releasing mothers early.  If you are the dad, well you are screwed.
12.  Bro code violators on TV.  Some might surprise you.
13.  Samuel L. Jackson talks Pulp Fiction
14.  7 Crazy ass things that fisherman have caught.
15.  10 Cities that will be wiped out by Volcanoes

Jewel of the Nile Sequel stopped

US Drone attacks prevent Jewel of the Nile 2 from being filmed.

The Green Duck 40 years later

Tonight in the land that Kcmo elitist have forgotten, 3 more of its residents were shot (2 killed) in front of "The Green Duck".  What is so significant about that?  Well 40 years ago civil rights leader Leon Jordan was gunned down in front of that very club (his club).  

Has anything changed in the East Side since 1970? 40 years of experimentation by the liberal elite on the people of the East Side have resulted in nothing except for placing its residents on the endangered species list.  

Way Back Wednesday

Choices

Who here thinks it is wise to get your car washed on Prospect after dark? Exactly.  WTF was this guy thinking?

Kenny Powers IS Darth Vader

Kenny Powers IS Darth Vader - STAR WARS Mashup (NSFW) - watch more funny videos

Almost Daily Link Blast

These could be some of the best links yet.

1.  Reason #1 to not leave the cable guy alone in your house.
2.  12 College Movies that taught us all life lessons.  Right that down.
3.  Emergency Kits for your average day. -LIFEHACK
4.  THIS IS A MUST READ - SEX & HYGIENE SURVEY IS IN (COLLEGE HUMOR)
5. Maxims Crappiest One Night Stand Winners 
6.  This could be the greatest political ad of all time.  Holy Crap this guy has balls.
7.  Adults take place in the worlds largest Dodge Ball game EVER.
8.  11 Things that you only do when you are drunk.
9.  Because Midgets Kick Ass - 25 awesome pics of midgets.
10.  The Breast Milk Diet......

BMX Rider vs. Kid on Blades.

Holy Crap that is funny.

HIT BY TRAIN AGAIN?

Could somebody please tell me how you get hit by a train while walking?  Do the rumbling earth, horn and loud noise not give you enough warning?  And don't train tracks typically mean that a train could come?

It's not like this thing sneaked up on this guy at a freaking intersection or ran a red light.

 This is Natural Selection at its finest

How to Fix Facebook

Facebook News Ticker Remover for Google Chrome

NOW STOP BITCHING 

Random Crap

1.  Yes the new Facebook sucks BUT what sucks even worst is hearing people bitch about it all day.
2.  If you can't drive the speed limit on the highway then take the freaking side streets. You are more dangerous than people speeding.  Seen on 69 highway this week
3.  Those of you that txt while you are driving are assholes.  While you are typing "OMG" we are all watching your car swerve in and out of your lane. It's a freaking phone.  Dial the number and TALK. Seen on 69 highway this week
4.  Did I really hear Scott Parks say on todays show that he gets a pass because he has two friends that are black?
5.  Have you noticed that the KC Star puts pictures of skanks on their front page everyday now?  Kinda like a certain blogger that they hate...
6.  Today I actually met someone that hadn't had Caseys Pizza.
7. Do you think that you could study and get good grades if people were getting  shot by 3's in your neighborhood?
8.  Economic Stimulus - Putting inner city drug dealers in school districts in the burbs full of pot heads.