QUICK HITS

1. UPDATE: Tree Man is cured! This guy might be the most hideous living object ever. The link provided will take you to photos, enjoy, after you eat.
2. California has gone Ecco crazy. I don't care how much you treat it there is no way I would drink this water. I drank enough Natural Light growing up.
3. Man kills Girlfriend in Houston mall that works at lingerie store.
4. Gatorade inventor, dead. Let's just hope it wasn't dehydration.
5. Streisand (why she is famous I have no clue) throws her support to Hillary. This is shocking, what's next? Lesbians backing her?
6. The United Nations wants to dip back into our pockets but this time it is to help the poor countries tackle GLOBAL WARMING! ARE THESE PEOPLE NUTS????? The United Nations needs to go away. It is no wonder that the United States is the only Super Power left, just look at the "leaders" of these other nations. 86 BILLION DOLLARS
7. It appears that the leader of the red cross was ringing the wrong bells.

PERFECT CHANCE FOR KCK TO ADD VALUE

To the local community. KCK has a chance to become more than just the west village. I couldn't think of a better place for JOCO and KCMO to rid themselves of there garbage. Just as long as I don't have to see it on my way to the race track development (or JOCO NW as I like to call it).

My proposed site would run between 5th and 27th street between Parallel and Quindero. It would be close to an EPA office and right along side the Fairfax Industrial area. This is a no brainer.

ZOGBY POLL CONFIRMS

What I have been saying all along, Hillary is unelectable. The tide has turned on poor Hill and she is loosing support faster than spandex on Rosie O'Donnell.

She might not even get her parties nomination. The fall of this arrogant woman/family is/has been fun to watch. Imagine the tantrum that she will throw. How long do you think she will stay married to Bubba if she loses?

QUICK HITS

1. One more thing has become unsafe in KCK, going to church. At least the criminal gets points for originality. If ever there was any doubt that this guy was going to hell it has been eliminated. #22 in the nation and rising!
2. Criminals in JOCO could take a tip from the professional criminals in KCK. Who still robs liquor stores? This is the most unoriginal crime of the week. It is clear that the criminals in JOCO still have a lot to learn from their peers in KCK & KCMO.
3. KCK Educator enlightens us all to his journey down the scenic Parallel Parkway. He blames boredom on the assault and mugging that he encountered. BOREDOM! When was the last time you brought up mugging someone because you were bored? This guy is a TEACHER in that district. Hey jackass how about putting the blame where it belongs.
4. Cops & Donuts team up? What an unlikely combination.

PARENT OF THE YEAR IS PICKING UP STEAM

The race for PARENT OF THE YEAR is heating up and some new contestants are looking to make a late push for the award. As you can see (below) the creative ways to murder, assault and harm their children.

1. Houston couple kill child(baby Grace) and stuff her in a plastic storage bin.
2. Detroit couple BBQ one child and hide corpse in attic and abuse the other one.

POLL RESULTS - BIGGER KU RIVAL

MU BY A LANDSLIDE: 48 VOTES FOR MU. 6 VOTES FOR K STATE.

I TOLD YOU IT WOULD HAPPEN

For those of you that question some of the posts on this blog let me validate yet another projection that I have made. I just came across this story in which a woman aborted her child to SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT.

As you will recall I said that Environmental Idiots would start killing themselves to save the environment. This woman however decided that she was worth sparing and killed someone else.