Monday, December 03, 2007

POLL RESULTS

KU FANS WOULD RATHER WIN A TITLE IN FOOTBALL THAN BASKETBALL.

CAN YOU HEAR THOSE GUN SHOTS


Ringiling!

KCK welcomes the holiday season with yet another murder. While most people mail it in for the month of December the KCK Gang Bangers show tremendous work ethic and continue to drop bodies. It is this type of work ethic that will allow the fine city to move up in the Dangerous City rankings.

Maybe there should be bowl games for these cities? Could you imagine the possibilities. Maybe even a Heisman type of award for best gang banger.
KCK vs Detroit in the Glock 9 Bowl
KCMO vs Compton in the ReUp Bowl
DC vs Dallas in the Crip Bowl

If there is a Santa Clause he will make this happen.

MUST DO'S FOR THE HOLIDAY


There is so much to do during the holidays and usually on December 27th I am kicking myself for forgetting something. Not this year. In the Spirit of Clark Griswold I will get it all in.

1. Plaza Lights
2. Mayors Christmas tree ( or twig this year)
3. Put up Christmas Lights
4. Decorate the inside of the house
5. Get a Christmas tree
6. Candy Cane Lane-lights
7. House with stuff on the roof-lights
8. Wornall Homes- lights
9. Olathe housing development-lights
10. Mission Hills-lights
11. Santa at the Mall
12. Holiday Family Pictures
13. Shopping - Downtown Lawrence
14. Mall Shopping - Weekend before Christmas
15. Christmas cookies
16. Night out on the Plaza with the wife
17. Sledding
18. Reading "Night before Christmas"
19. Decorate Christmas tree
20. Find a Charity to adopt a family
21. See A Christmas Carol LIVE!

Even now I think I am forgetting something.

Sunday, December 02, 2007

KU TO THE ORANGE BOWL


Many people doubted it but
I TOLD YOU that you didn't have to sell your soul to the devil in order for KU to go to a BCS BOWL. I hope that those of you that cheered for MU feel extra dirty today.

Friday, November 30, 2007

BILL WALKER VIDEO



LOOK IN THE BOTTOM LEFT HAND CORNER. ONLY AT KANSAS STATE COULD THIS HAPPEN!

WHO HAS A BETTER CHRISTMAS TREE THAN KC?


THIS GUY
Today I drove through Crown Center because I had not seen the Mayors Christmas Tree yet and when I got there I couldn't believe my eyes, THE TREE SUCKS! I was afraid to take a picture of it because I thought the flash might catch the thing on fire. What a freaking embarrassment.