Monday, December 03, 2007
CAN YOU HEAR THOSE GUN SHOTS

Ringiling!
KCK welcomes the holiday season with yet another murder. While most people mail it in for the month of December the KCK Gang Bangers show tremendous work ethic and continue to drop bodies. It is this type of work ethic that will allow the fine city to move up in the Dangerous City rankings.
Maybe there should be bowl games for these cities? Could you imagine the possibilities. Maybe even a Heisman type of award for best gang banger.
KCK vs Detroit in the Glock 9 Bowl
KCMO vs Compton in the ReUp Bowl
DC vs Dallas in the Crip Bowl
If there is a Santa Clause he will make this happen.
MUST DO'S FOR THE HOLIDAY

There is so much to do during the holidays and usually on December 27th I am kicking myself for forgetting something. Not this year. In the Spirit of Clark Griswold I will get it all in.
1. Plaza Lights
2. Mayors Christmas tree ( or twig this year)
3. Put up Christmas Lights
4. Decorate the inside of the house
5. Get a Christmas tree
6. Candy Cane Lane-lights
7. House with stuff on the roof-lights
8. Wornall Homes- lights
9. Olathe housing development-lights
10. Mission Hills-lights
11. Santa at the Mall
12. Holiday Family Pictures
13. Shopping - Downtown Lawrence
14. Mall Shopping - Weekend before Christmas
15. Christmas cookies
16. Night out on the Plaza with the wife
17. Sledding
18. Reading "Night before Christmas"
19. Decorate Christmas tree
20. Find a Charity to adopt a family
21. See A Christmas Carol LIVE!
Even now I think I am forgetting something.
Sunday, December 02, 2007
KU TO THE ORANGE BOWL
Saturday, December 01, 2007
Friday, November 30, 2007
WHO HAS A BETTER CHRISTMAS TREE THAN KC?
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