QUICK HITS

1. THERE IS NO CRYING IN POLITICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Unlike her husband she can't move past one trick.

2. Murder in Gardner? I am sure that Barney & Andy will have this case cracked in no time.

3. Bush gives Michael Vick a new home.

4. Video Games are now being blamed for Global Warming. NOW YOU ARE TAKING IT TO FAR!

5. The end of Sprint has been predicted for 2008. Nobody saw this coming.

6. DO NOT LET THIS GUY DIE ON HIS TERMS. A slow painful death would be more fitting.

7. Work wife?????? Holy crap isn't one enough? If you quit your job does she get half the crap in your office?

8. Bhutto Carnahan? Isn't this the same crap the former 1st family of MO try to pull off every 4 years?

KATIE HORNER IS PREDICTING 6 INCHES

Is her husband out of town?

GRAND THEFT AUTO

If the KCMO school district isn't going to educate the kids, at least these middle school kids can get votech classes from their Playstation. I hope that GTA makes its KC version available to the public.

BOBBY KNIGHT - DONE

I had just finished watching the wire and switched on the KU game and saw this run across the bottom of the screen. I figured this was his last year but I never thought that he would just give up on his team in the middle of the season. I wonder how many kids he has called quitters in his 150 years of coaching?

HOLY CRAP, THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

If you are sniffing pig brains you are now being urged to quit. It appears that the pig is indeed a filthy animal and that pig brains are now being investigated by the CDC.

I am sure that I will be receiving hate mail from pig lovers by the morning.

BOB DOLE ATTACKS LIMBAUGH

Just what we need, the guy that lost to Bill is coming out attacking a conservative in the defense of McCain't. Bob your time has passed. Your time spent defending our country and serving in office has been an asset to our country. You must however realize that your time has passed. The minute you started doing commercials and having Bill speak at your building at KU you became a liability to the party and the conservative movement.

Remember when super bowl commercials were funny?

How is this thing the top rated commercial this year?