BUYING A NEW HOUSE IS A PAIN IN THE ASS

1. Why the hell does it take so long to get paperwork done?
2. Packing is not nearly as fun as unpacking.
3. Getting rid of stuff you do not want to take is a hassle. 80% of the crap we own needs to go. It is either going to be upgraded or has outlived its purpose.
4. The thing they don't tell you is that you will need an additional 10k to furnish your new home. We need furniture for the kitchen, master bedroom, scrapbook room and another TV. Not to mention the possibility of a pool table & Bar for the basement.
5. Buying in the winter means backyard additions have to be put on hold.
6. I am going to have to learn to speak Blue Valley.
7. Everyone has "a guy" for everything. What makes their guy the right guy?
8. When you are having to tell your real estate agent how to negotiate you ask yourself why is this guy getting a commission.
9. Taxes
10. MOVING - I think we have this covered with a moving company but it still is a pain.
11. The learning of abbreviations. The code that these people speak is only rivaled by txt messaging and Navajo Indians.

BILL MAAS WALKS!

It appears that Billy Bob got off pretty easy with his sentencing. How does one get only 2 years of probation for Gun & Drug Charges? This guy is going to end up killing himself or somebody else sooner or later. I hope the judge can live with that.

PERHAPS THE GREATEST WEBSITE EVER FOR MEN

This site (link to fox news story)could revolutionize shopping for men who need help in buying gifts for their wives. THE INTERNET HAS FINALLY REACHED IT'S FULL POTENTIAL.

This link is PG 13 but PROB NOT SOMETHING YOU SHOULD OPEN AT WORK.

Guys, you can thank me later.

QUICK HITS

1. It is good to see the Saudis finally start to embrace western culture after protecting their ass's for the past 20 years. That is the headline that should be in place, instead we get this crap.

2. Fund Raising is a sign of how well that you are liked in the general public. Well Hillary is having to cough up 5 million of her own money, the chick is toast.

3. Gas prices set to drop 50 cents a gallon by spring. Funny how congress is going to push for a 40 cent tax increase on gas at that same time. Conspiracy theory?????????????????????????

4. A Liberal blames NATURE for GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!!!!!!

5. Anyone that follows the news closely knows that this will be a loss. RIP John McWethy.

6. Therapist should never make house calls.

7. This episode right here is what is causing GLOBAL WARMING NOT YOU!

8. Silly muslims are never happy.

ABOVE THE LAW

QUICK HITS

1. Buffalo head and Friday two great last names to add to this years Murderer Roster. Let's see those bastards in STL top those.

2. Barney & Andy must of received a hot lead from Goober.

3. Florida provides kitchen, gym & living rooms for under the bridge dwelling sex offenders. Those digs sound better than most houses in the North East part of our city.

4. Al Qaeda to offers elementary school students a chance to learn a trade. Finally a school district doing a worst job than KCMO.

5. Chelsea Clinton breaking campaign laws. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

6. "Good fences make good neighbors". If only we could get ours done.

7. When keeping it real goes wrong, 4th grade edition.

8. I wonder if these guys know Buffalo Head? Nothing beats assault with a chainsaw.

TOP TWENTY MOVIE COMEDIES OF ALL TIME (WELL MY TIME)

Once again in no order and any differing opinions are wrong.