Monday, April 14, 2008

QUICK HITS


1. The more this guy talks the worst it gets for Obama in the general election. Idiots like this do more damage to whatever "cause" they are pimping than good.

2. To cut back on the "Carbon print" that China created in slaughtering monks they are closing factories for 3 months.

3. A state full of gang bangers & former hippies doesn't understand how they have had an increase in STD's.... That would be like Japan wondering why it never wins gold in basketball at the summer Olympics.

4. Gang Bangers in Compton show off their new antiaircraft weapons.

5. Israel gives the finger to Carter. Now if only America would too.

6. Traffic to Independence, Mo meth houses should see a spike in sales due to the reopening of a bridge ahead of schedule. Was there any doubt that this would get done early?? Who the hell would want to stay in Independence any longer than needed.

7. I TOLD YOU! Kansas City is in the middle of an Arson craze that needs to be stopped before more firefighters get injured. This time another vacant home in KCK gets torched.

8. YET ANOTHER SUSPICIOUS FIRE in KCMO!

9. Due to the cold weather Gang Bangers in the metro choose to kill people from the comfort of their heated cars. Improvise, overcome, adapt.

Friday, April 11, 2008

THINGS THAT COULD ONLY HAPPEN IN KCMO

Where else in the metro can you find a dead body when pulling into work? Where else in the metro can this happen at a place of education. This poor bastard found one while pulling into the Learning Center on Cleavland today.

QUICK HITS


1. Is Obama trying to lose? This guy is saying some of the most ignorant crap I have ever come out of a socialist mouth.

2. YOU JUST KNEW THIS WAS COMING! High fuel costs are hurting the children...The liberal play book holds true once again. Anyone that buys into this "story" is a moron. School districts despite what they want you to believe are flush with cash. The problem is they are also full of corruption. Read the budgets that these districts are working with.

3. They should of named this Colorado kid "Lucky".

4. Got Church?

5. The act of throwing chickens at someone while pissed off will forever be known as "Going Wal Mart".

6. So they are actually college students working for tuition money.....

7. Native Americans heard the same thing last time someone called a Pilgrim came to America.

8. Bill CLinton hates Hillary.

TOP TEN NEWS STORIES (mostly local)THAT I WANT TO GO AWAY


These crappy stories/story lines need to leave. They are boring, uninteresting & over reported.

1. Kline vs. Morrison - These guys are JOCO's version of Harry & Lloyd. I will let you decide which one is dumb & which one is dumber.
2. Light Rail - This includes the words Chastain & Bi State.
3. Downtown Parking - It isn't like parking in the burbs, the end.
4. Forty Degree Days - How hard has it been to be a weather person in the metro this year. First they blow every snow prediction and then for the past 3 months they say the same thing. 40 degrees and rain.
5. St. Joe - Don't they have their own TV station? Why the hell do we have to hear about that crap hole town?
6. Small Market - Built in excuse for all the wrongs in KC athletics.
7. Gas Prices - Complaining about it isn't going to lower them.
8. The Olympic Torch - WHO CARES IF A FLAME GETS ATTACKED!
9. The Zoo - One new story a year is all that I need to hear.
10. Smoking bans...................

Thursday, April 10, 2008

BILL SELF PRESSER

4:30 PM TODAY.

DO I NEED ONE OF THESE?


I am thinking of trading in the Harley for a vehicle that I might actually get to use. I just don't if I should buy new or used.

QUICK HITS


1. Due to the lack of visitors & animals, the Kansas City Zoo should be the safest zoo on the planet. The only interesting creatures at the zoo are the wanna be zoologist that roam the paths in their safari gear. If you have seen these people you understand why the animals are afraid to get close to the fences.

2. Have you seen this dudes truck? I have seen it several times this past week and nearly puked. Who the hell wants to see a picture of an aborted baby while driving their car? Apparently the Olathe police department didn't.

3. Let me help out the Mayor of KCMO on this one. He is forced to lay people off due to the irresponsible spending habits of Cleaver & Barnes, the payoffs to religious leaders/special interest groups and the fact that other than downtown wannabes that live in lofts NOBODY WANTS TO MOVE THERE. Your schools suck, your crime is high, your politics are a joke, the infrastructure is ancient and the majority of your women are ugly. (North Kansas City is of course exempt from all of the above statements. The people that live up in North Kansas City are like Israel. They are good people in a good community but under constant attack by its neighbors). YOU DO NOT HAVE A TAX BASE WORTH A DAMN.
Who the hell guaranteed these people jobs for life anyways? Why do we cry over city employees but don't care if Block lays off twice that number? Simple.... It is "government". The dependent class that makes up the majority of KCMO is frightened that some of the free crap that "daddy" has been providing is going bye bye. Good, cut them off.

4. KCK is now attempting to go smoke free.....These cities must think that smoke is more dangerous than bullets. They keep pushing laws limiting the freedoms of citizens that obey the laws and little time trying to solve their crime problems.

5. If they really wanted to improve the bridge they would make it so you couldn't see the blight that is Paseo(what was once the most scenic road in the city).