QUICK HITS

1. Environmental indoctrination hits local High Schools.

2. Another shooting in Lawrence? Gang Bangers vs. the local granola munching hippie wannabees. My money is on the wannabe hippies. There is nothing scarier in America than a clueless liberal.

3. Prospect is such a great part of town for people watching (from a distance). Where else in town would a naked woman hop in a car, speed and cause a multicar pile up? As long as she was keeping it real.

4. Could blight rail of prevented this robbery? The way the mayor is neglecting crime and focusing on his train set one would think so.

5. Another dead body found in....................KCK. Welcome back to the headlines! We missed you.

6. How the hell does one rob a bank through the drive through? THEY ARE OUTSIDE! LOCK THE DOORS, CALL THE POLICE. DON'T GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY YOU DAMN FOOLS!

7. Female midget PIMP. Just when you think you have heard it all...

8. Guns & Roses album leaked by bloggers.

CAPTAIN SAVE A HO

Remember when fund raisers for HS kids consisted in the selling of candy, bake sales, popcorn or even the dreaded magazine subscriptions? Well those days have left us and have been replaced with JOCO parents pimping out their daughters. Every Saturday with the urging of their pimp parents these girls are put on corners, barely dressed, looking to solicit money from strangers for their services.

Sure they call it a "car wash" but who are they kidding? This is nothing more than modified strip club act. You see parents in JOCO are so competitive that they are willing to put their attractive daughters on display in order to raise "funds" so that little Katelyn and Ashley can go to Europe. Then when they raise the funds they tell the kids what great little "workers" they are and that they are so proud of them. But what the hell are they proud of? The fact that their kid shaked her ass and jumped up and down enough to get strange men to pull over?

What do these conversations sound like? "way to go honey now get your ass back on that corner and get me more money", " more bouncing sweetie, more bouncing", "less water on the cars and more on the girls", "NO YOU CANT WEAR YOUR ONE PIECE, SILLY HO!", "Don't give the money to the girls, you pay me".

Seriously this crap is too funny. I would post more regarding this subject but I need to go dirty up the truck agian......................

CRADLE ROBBING

Her parents must be so proud.

HAMSTER VIDEO

OKLAHOMA JOES BBQ STORE

This is a heads up for Bull E. Vard. I posted your comment and then lost track of what post it was in. The BBQ store is attached to the OK Joes joint in Olathe at 119th & Strang Line. Great alternative to the over priced Smoke & Fire.

QUICK HITS

1. Kansas liberals in favor of harboring illegals just cost the state a million dollars for their arrogance.

2. Metal theft vs. Drive By shootings - KCMO police department decides to tackle metal thieves.

3. Get pregnant pact amongst HS girls includes sleeping with homeless people to get knocked up.

4. Aussies are fatter than Americans.

5. KCMO Woman attacked in her home.

6. SUN publications continues to attack smokers. I am just glad that newspapers aren't bias....

7. Does a chick you slept with a year ago have a kid that looks like you? Daddy Tests are now available in your local drug store.

GREEN UPDATE

The push to drill for our own oil is increasing. A new poll that came out yesterday said that nearly 70% of Americans are in favor of drilling for oil in ANWR & OCS. You DO NOT cut prices at the pump and home heating by penalizing those that produce the oil. You cut prices buy increasing the supply. The simplicity of this seems to baffle this countries socialist party. You see to a dem/socialist increasing taxes and government take over are always the answer. Socialist believe that YOU are to ignorant to think and provide for yourself (elitist mentality) and that THEY are better suited to take care of you than you are.

Some links to chew on.

1. The Pope of all things green continues to live a lie. Even after the "changes" he made to his house and his DEMANDS that Americans cut back his power usage INCREASED. Also this professor says that Al Gore's weight is bad for the environment. Hilarious stuff.

2. DEMOCRATS WANT TO FOLLOW IN THE FOOT STEPS OF DICTATORS AROUND THE WORLD! "We (the government) should own the refineries. Then we can control how much gets out into the market."

3. The president finally gets off his ass and calls for drilling. Even if he is a little late to the party it is good to see him attending.

4. MORE SHOCK! Global Warming is now going to kill off whales.....GIVE ME A BREAK!

5. EVEN MORE SHOCK! Global Warming is responsible for earthquakes. Too freaking funny! I like this guys rebuttal.

6. DON'T FALL FOR THE HYPE!

7. WAIT! The frogs are safe. Scientist pushing their agenda failed to include data that would not push their agenda. See whales and earthquakes above...

8. Pine Beetle is causing global warming. KILL IT!

9. Carbon trading has failed in Europe and is full of corruption.