QUICK HITS

1. PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE ARSON PROBLEM IN KC as more and more buildings are burned.

2. JOCO expands temporary housing for its KCK & KCMO visitors.

3. Could the Sprint cafeteria soon be serving dog?

4. Motorcyclist killed. RIP.

5. Thieves in KCK have no limits and are now they are stealing from freaking kids. Isn't it bad enough to be a kid in KCK? Do you really have to steal their playground equipment?

6. Stay trashy Kansas City.

7. McCain goes on suicide mission. I am sure this year of all years he will be especially well received by the NAACP.

8. Hip Hop fashion police hit Jersey.

9. Dementia and viagra lead to the arrest of a 94 year old man looking for Ho's.

JESSE JACKSONS TIME IS UP

Just came across this little tidbit from Nas. where he tears into Jesse Jackson for his comments about Borat Ubama. Enjoy...

READING HEADLINES WRONG

Not that anyone gives a crap about this post but when I first read this headline I thought that the woman had divorced a midget. Oregon Woman Gets 140-Pound Tumor Removed

"Honey there is a dead body in the front yard"

Those of us in JOCO (especially SOJOCO) will probably never utter that phrase at 8am while going out front to pick up the front paper. It is something that you will probably say at least once if you live in the East Side.

I like how witnesses heard shots at aprox 3am BUT are so use to gunshots that they didn't bother to call the police. MAYBE, just a maybe, if they would of called 911 the guy could of been saved. What a freaking crap hole.

QUICK HITS

1. If carjacking were an Olympic Game Kansas City would be well represented.

2. 54th & Prospect, do I even need to tell you what happened after I type that address?

3. KCK makes up for slow weekend with a twofer.

4. What are the odds that these river racers will find at least one floater?

5. Gay & Lesbian group booted from Jackson County Park campground for drinking and unleashed dogs. This brings up an important topic worthy of discussion, do gay people own gay pets?

6. NOTE TO THE MIDDLE CLASS: DO NOT DONATE TO CHARITY, SAVE IT FOR YOURSELF OR THIS COULD BE YOU...

7. A school administration guilty of wasting money? Nahhhh.

8. "there is a rat in my soup"...

9. This guy would of been better of taking a multivitamin.

10. Booze and zoo's seem to be a problem in Europe. At least the Bears got a nice treat.

SHOOTING ODDS IN THE METRO

After 10 months of tracking metro crime I feel that I am qualified to start putting up some vegas style odds for shootings on a nightly basis in the metro area. Some of you might think that it is just a random number thrown out by me, but you are wrong. You have to study the "game", understand the players and the conditions.

Here are some(but not all) factors that I will be utilizing to create these odds.

1. Temperature - This is a nobrainer. The hotter it gets the more violent it gets.
2. Time of the Month - The further away from the 1st or 15th you are the more likely there is to be an armed robbery.
3. The headlines - If there is a drive by one night there is a good chance for retaliation the next night.
4. Concerts - If there is a Bay Area rapper having a concert in town, there will be a shooting.
5. Arrest made - Anytime the local police take down an alleged kinpin there will be a battle for that top spot.

TODAYS LINE IS : 2

AND OF COURSE THE MEDIA STILL IGNORES THE GANG PROBLEM IN KC.

CHICK+TOILET=ASS KICKING

How does this poor bastard show his face at work tomorrow?