A STORY YOU DON'T READ EVERYDAY

This woman was forced to remove her nipple rings before boarding her flight.

AWESOME DAY IN KCK (that should be their slogan)

I for one am glad that Kansas City doesn't have a gang problem.

1. Why use a gun when a grenade is much more effective(if you know how to use it)? It is good to see that KCK is advancing to grenades as KCMO regresses to knives.

2. Parallel to what? Hell? This is the shooting that brought on the grenade attack.

3. KCMO man gets face lift from a 9mm.

4. Cut liver, blood in urine and messed up kidneys and spleen for the kids of this East Side mom.

5. People aren't the only things screwed in KCK.

6. JOCO juveniles go Hi Tech and stupid.

7. Another Ho bust in Lenexa.

8. If you were a peeping tom would you really target a Sears Dressing room? Good god some people have no standards.

9. When one thinks about prostitution the first place they think is Carbondale, Ks.

10. Roof prices are about to skyrocket!

QUICK HITS

1. I almost didn't do a quick hits for today until I read this little White Trash GEM. It is one thing to rob a Waffle House, it is total White Trash to use a bomb threat to rob a Waffle House.

2. The Red Star considers the sale of Star Wars toys breaking news........

3. The Mayors "task force" attempts to paint a turd.

4. People in KCMO should just remove their doors and put all of their valuables in their front yard.

5. Crime was better when it was Organized in this city.

6. Meth & Lice will have to find a new home after their KCK residence closes.

7. Expect a weed shortage in KC.

8. URBAN AGRICULTURE? ARE THEY FREAKING KIDDING! Blood makes a terrible fertilizer.

9. These JOCO kids need their ass's kicked. Get a freaking life.

10. Last week police dogs were getting Kevlar vests, this week the brave men & women that are first on the scene don't get them.

TOP TEN MEXICAN JOINTS

In no order at all
1. Abuelos - Zona Rosa
2. Mi Ranchito - All over town
3. Ponaks - Southwest Blvd
4. La Fuente - Stanley
5. Salty Iguana - Prairie Village
6. Manny's - Southwest Blvd
7. Jalapenos - Lenexa & Stanley
8. Mi Cocina - Plaza Area

Best Fast Food Mexican
1. Taco Via - 95th and Antioch
2. In a Tub - N. Oak

KANSAS CITY IS UNDER ATTACK

As if cycling in Kansas City wasn't enough of a problem.

READ IT

Starting today I am going to do a weekend wrap of what I think are the best blog post over the weekend. I thought about doing a daily wrap but my sidebar pretty much keeps people up to date on what people are talking about and Tony does a great job of spreading the word.

1. Midtown Miscreant - "Dude where is your car". I just stumbled upon Midtowns blog and I love it. This guy has the most interesting photos of KC on the net.

2. TonysKansas City - "KC MOPED RALLY" AWESOME FIND.

3. NickSloan - "KCK FIREWORKS REPORT"...Proving that KCK residents shouldn't be allowed to play with matches without proper JOCO supervision.

4. DEE - For her Tony Snow tribute.

5. BULL - BBQ'n with BOOZE...Thanks for the heads up! That is a class worth taking.

6. The Kansas Citian - Takes on KCMO Murder Rate.

SHOOTING/STABBING ODDS

I had to start including stabbings due to all of the criminals going green on us.

TODAYS OVER/UNDER:4